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No fuck! Do you give a f*ck?

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What are your feelings? When on a meet and your getting down and durrrty, is it important that a good f*ck takes place? However good the meet is however sexy and just yummy Mrs Lost says that without a f*ck, makes no odds if its a bloke or another fem with strap-on she feels there's something missing. Always ends up OK though because she gets f*cked from me when we get home. biggrin
Which reminds me (taken from elsehwhere);
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word Feck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...Feck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Feck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, Feck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John Fecked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley Fecks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the Fecking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too Fecking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is Fecking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a Feck.
As part of a word ...absoFeckinglutely -or- inFeckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Feck the Fecking Feckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of Feck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got Fecked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh Feck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really Fecked now.
Agression ...Don't Feck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this Fecking question.
Inquiry ...Who the Feck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the Feck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a Feck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Feck yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...Feck YOU!
On an adult site of this nature, it does surprise me that you use * instead of just saying fuck. lol
I'd be dissappointed if a meet didn't go the way I'd anticipated so yeah I'd give a fuck but I'm not gonna push what I want at the expense of others.
Mutual fun is where it's at man lol
Dirtygirly > there are still some shy folk on here easily shocked
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On an adult site of this nature, it does surprise me that you use * instead of just saying fuck. lol



OMG I can't believe you said that!!
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I wouldnt be disappointed. Far from it. Fucking is just one act. There are plenty of other ways of having sexy fun and still being totally fullfilled. And there's always next time wink
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck lol
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I wouldnt be disappointed. Far from it. F*cking is just one act. There are plenty of other ways of having sexy fun and still being totally fullfilled. And there's always next time wink
F*ck f*ckety f*ck f*ck f*ck lol

This is getting out of hand. Purrrleeeze ladies and germs biggrin
fuck you! dunno
fuck you (said in the best Kenneth Williams "MMMMMmmmmmm Matron" voice)
Fuck! you!! (in a surprised manner)
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f*ck you! dunno
f*ck you (said in the best Kenneth Williams "MMMMMmmmmmm Matron" voice)
Fu*k! you!! (in a surprised manner)

Tut Tut :jagsatwork:
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f*ck you! dunno
f*ck you (said in the best Kenneth Williams "MMMMMmmmmmm Matron" voice)
Fu*k! you!! (in a surprised manner)

Tut Tut :jagsatwork:
I consider myself smackbottom
Quote by Lost
f*ck you! dunno
f*ck you (said in the best Kenneth Williams "MMMMMmmmmmm Matron" voice)
Fu*k! you!! (in a surprised manner)

T sillyhwoar: t T :phwoar: t
:laughabove:
Quote by vampanya
f*ck you! dunno
f*ck you (said in the best Kenneth Williams "MMMMMmmmmmm Matron" voice)
Fu*k! you!! (in a surprised manner)

T sillyhwoar: t T :phwoar: t
:laughabove:
And you worry about me lol
I flipping worry about everyone here, you are all fecking crazy lol
Quote by Lost
f*ck you! dunno
f*ck you (said in the best Kenneth Williams "MMMMMmmmmmm Matron" voice)
Fu*k! you!! (in a surprised manner)

T sillyhwoar: t T :phwoar: t
:laughabove:
And you worry about me lol
Lost, anytime you fancy a game of darleks let me know. You can sticky your head up and I'll hide behind the sofa with a respectable display of fear wink
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What are your feelings? When on a meet and your getting down and durrrty, is it important that a good f*ck takes place? However good the meet is however sexy and just yummy Mrs Lost says that without a f*ck, makes no odds if its a bloke or another fem with strap-on she feels there's something missing. Always ends up OK though because she gets f*cked from me when we get home. biggrin

If by fuck you mean penetration its totally not necesscary here for an amazing are many other things you can do. wink
List em wench! :twisted:
Hell yeah!!!
I am totally disappointed if I dont get any or if its shit. This is the reason why we took a break for a few weeks cos I sometimes think "What's the point of shaggin other people when my hubby is better?" (Not that I'm demanding or anything).
Yes there are lots of other things you can do but without good sex there is something missing!!
If I'm having a meet then my preference is for there to be penetrative sex if everyone is interested, and if it's a guy, with a girl then it's also pleasant when that happens!
I don't think that it's completely necessary for there to be fun, I've met some gentlemen that have had difficulties for various reasons with reaching that point of firmness, and I've always been discreet.
There are ladies who do not want to be handled in such a way either (so to speak).
If I meet I like to be penetrated, if for any reason it doesn't happen then there's no point in worrying about it, there is always a second chance and there are other things to do!
Not sure I actually answered that...
Feckity Fuck....
its not really a biggy for me if there is no full on sex if i meet someone, i personally perfer the foreplay before hand. my cock is just one part of my tool kit. and i get much more a bigger kick out of seing somoene sqirming from what my tounge and fingers can do.
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Richie: Splice my sausages!
Eddie: Cor Lummy!
Richie: Christmas Pudding!
Eddie: Blood and Stomach Pills!
Richie: ... hey Eddie!
Eddie: What?
Richie: We really know how to swear, don't we?
Eddie : You (fucking) well hit the (clit) right on the nail there, you (cunting) bastard.

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