no less than he deserves!

29 Jul 2004

Mal is in big trouble
And so he needs to repent
Had he been in a fable
On a mission heâ€™d be sent.
But weâ€™re not in a fable
My despair is quire real.
Let him win this challenge
And forgiveness I may feel.
Its not one big job though
Its going to be split up
For ten days he toils
before he wins the gold cup
each day will be different
some might be really hard
but let him mess just one up
and he gets the red card
you lot can all help me
thinking what he can do
if you donâ€™t want to look evil
pm.. he wont know who.
I start off the first one
show u how it should go
he has a whole day
so he might be quite slow.
DAY ONE
read this very carefully
so we wont have no farces
your challenge today
post TEN forum mens arses.
you have untill midnight!
WBB
x

29 Jul 2004

Hee hee,
Very creative, good work biggrin

29 Jul 2004

You see, this is what I get for being a judge :shock: I was one of three, so although I seem to be taking the flack, I expect assistance from the others. In fact, as I have shown my integrity remained in place throughout the competition and wasn't swayed by any bribery and corruption, I am asking all honest and upstanding members of this site to assist me on these tasks.
So, assistance point number one - other than my own, who can send me pics of male bums (would have been nicer if they were female bums confused

). PM or email please.
Point two, how do I post them in a thread? So technical advice please.
Point three - time based. Although I have 13 hours, I have limited time online, not on this afternoon (if I can help it) and limited time on this evening, so any assistance quickly would be appreciated.
the things I do for Swinging Heaven - I shouldn't have been a Mod, I should have been a Saint!!
Honest Mal
wink

29 Jul 2004

My bum is winging it's way as we speak :moon:

29 Jul 2004

Thanks mate for your support - only another nine to go!
Honest Mal
wink

29 Jul 2004

You should have got mine by now

29 Jul 2004

THanks F, I really appreciate your help.
8 to go!!
Honest Mal
wink

29 Jul 2004

Is this nekkid or tousered?
If you don't get enough I'll send you a shot tonight. wink

29 Jul 2004

Send it anyway Easy, I would rather have too many then too few at the DEADline!!
and she hasn't specified that they have to be naked!! Excellent!!
Honest Mal
wink

29 Jul 2004

Here's some to help the cause:

Steve

29 Jul 2004

Aw Steve - cheers mate! lol

Although I will have to disqualify one - cos it's mine!
Techie question now - how do I put pics in a post?
Honest Mal
wink

29 Jul 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Here's some to help the cause:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/192013292040ab564f07949.jpg Mal
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/46580633840abacc27de6a.jpg The_Tongue
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/12759284924107f15c6ad16.jpg Rocky Horror
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/5449959484108e7efe92d9.jpg Steveg_NW
Steve

Just edit my post to have a look. The pic must be on the internet though, you can't link to it on your PC. Right click on the pic and select 'properties'. This will give you the url of the pic. Copy and paste the url into your post between (img] and and that's all there is to it. If other forum members are e-mailing you pics then you'll have to send them to Mark and ask him to put them on the server.
Steve

29 Jul 2004

just to clarify one thing.. they do indeed have to be naked.. as it might be a fake one mal has put inside a pair of trousers.. i need to be sure he has not cheated!!!!!!
also.. the name of the person MUST acompany each entry to be sure that it satisfys the FORUM mens part of the challenge.
under 11 hours to go!
WBB
x

29 Jul 2004

You're making it up as you go along !!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Jul 2004

she's allowed to make it up as she goes along...she's a woman lol

29 Jul 2004

oi steve!!!!!!! confused

stop doing all the work for him.. or i will have to think VERY carefully about disqualifying him!
mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
and HE knows what that means! :shock:
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Jul 2004

Haha,
WBB is a hard task master indeed
whip

29 Jul 2004

Quote by freckledbird
she's allowed to make it up as she goes along...she's a woman lol

:giveup:

29 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
oi steve!!!!!!!
stop doing all the work for him.. or i will have to think VERY carefully about disqualifying him!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
and HE knows what that means! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ten days off??? :shock:

29 Jul 2004

Quote by mal609
oi steve!!!!!!!
stop doing all the work for him.. or i will have to think VERY carefully about disqualifying him!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
and HE knows what that means! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ten days off??? :shock:
:laughabove: So does that mean you won't need a shot of my arse after all? :lol:

29 Jul 2004

dont be flippant young man! evil

i am still working on what tomorrows task is going to be.. so i advise you to keep in my good books! wink

if anyone has any suggestions.. let me know! :twisted:

29 Jul 2004

And bearing in mind I do have to work for a living and, surprisingly, I have a life outside this Site!! lol

Honest Mal
wink

29 Jul 2004

Quote by mal609
And bearing in mind I do have to work for a living and, surprisingly, I have a life outside this Site!!
Honest Mal

as if thats any concern of mine!

29 Jul 2004

What a fantastic challange Busty,coming home after a crap morning at work to a thread full of lovely mens arses,im in heaven!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

29 Jul 2004

see!!!
they all think i am being mean on mal.. but in reality i am being selfless and considerant of all the fems on here!!!!!!!!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

29 Jul 2004

Quote by easy
oi steve!!!!!!!
stop doing all the work for him.. or i will have to think VERY carefully about disqualifying him!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
and HE knows what that means! :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ten days off??? :shock:
:laughabove: So does that mean you won't need a shot of my arse after all? :lol:
Yes, I do!! All contributions gratefully accepted - and begged for!!
Honest Mal
wink

29 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
see!!!
they all think i am being mean on mal.. but in reality i am being selfless and considerant of all the fems on here!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

For that Busty i thank you worship

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
And a big welcome back to Steveg's bum silly

hwoar:
Clare,xxx
wink

29 Jul 2004

only 8 hours to go.. and the offers of help seem to have stopped coming in!
oh poor mal.. what IS he going to do?!
biggrin

29 Jul 2004

yes men stop being shy drop your trousers and show us girls yer bits and bobs :twisted:

29 Jul 2004

Just took a pic of Reeses bum. Am afraid that's not all you can see tho. Have told him to PM it to you, Mal.