Hello all
Im in that cursed catagory of a Single Male.
Not cheating (shock horror!)
Not incapable of relationships (shock horror!)
Intelligent and conversational (shock shock horror)
Always horny (yeah typicial i know)
but I am looking for MMF and have no idea about how to get people interested in my advert, there seems to be clearly things that work and things that dont.
horny pics? dirty words? sane words?
any suggestions and tips as Im a newbie to this very welcome!
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Quote by sarflad
Hello all
Im in that cursed catagory of a Single Male.
Not cheating (shock horror!)
Not incapable of relationships (shock horror!)
Intelligent and conversational (shock shock horror)
Always horny (yeah typicial i know)
but I am looking for MMF and have no idea about how to get people interested in my advert, there seems to be clearly things that work and things that dont.
horny pics? dirty words? sane words?
any suggestions and tips as Im a newbie to this very welcome!
Welcome........I would suggest join in the banter and post a thread in the Let's Meet Up (LMU) section......
CheekyChimp......
Single Male
Mod
well, you got me interested, but for the wrong reasons. I had a look at your ads and deleted one because it wasn't an ad, it was a cry for help, like this was.
Your ad tells anyone who could be bothered to stop at it, absolutely sweet fuck all about you and does nothing to make them think, "hmm, this guy I want to know better". You get out of this what you put in and you have put in nothing. You are competing against over 300,000 other guys - you have to stand out.
As for your pic, all it says is that you have a pair of shorts.
Hope that helps.
Mal
Your ad tells anyone who could be bothered to stop at it, absolutely sweet fuck all about you and does nothing to make them think, "hmm, this guy I want to know better". You get out of this what you put in and you have put in nothing. You are competing against over 300,000 other guys - you have to stand out.
As for your pic, all it says is that you have a pair of shorts.
Hope that helps.
Mal
Mod
I already have deleted it. As for your PM, take time to look around the Site and you will find all the help you need. You need to make the effort, not just ask for it to be put in front of you. This isn't a quick shag site, or wasn't before, anyway. Take your time and it will work.
Mal
Mal
Quote by sarflad
cheers
im a bi male but am also up for straight sex with MF couples and no male bi stuff going on at all.
I suppose I think dont have to eat all the types of chocolates in a selection box in one sitting!
you learn fast! Welcome to SH :welcome:
as others have suggested, read the advice pages, and the link Steph has provided for you - and dont even attempt to 'do' this like a bull in a china shop - because you will fail!
come, join in on the forums, especially in the cafe, post some more, let folk get to know your posting style & personality and a bit more about you - then see about coming to a social meet or two. Like Mal's said - you get out of this what you put in!
and, can I please pinch that bit in bold from your post, cos I like it! :D
Sex God
I am all for the forum but I don't want to be on it that much to be honest,100% respect to those that do.I am one of those who is maiinly on the ads section trying,with sincerity and good humour,to get to meet couples with,I admit,purely sexual motives. 
It does take effort and realistic aims.I am not a 25 year old hunk with a six pack,nor do I expect Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
I am just a nice guy,willing to exchange e mails,talk on the phone and meet and willing to pay for a hotel room if the meet goes THAT well!
ops:
I am neither a "timewaster" or a "quick shag" type,just someone seeking like minded sex lovers for safe NSA discreet mutual pleasure,as are 300,000,000,000 other single blokes but such is life,one shouldn't moan about it too much because sometimes the one out of the 300,000,000,000 blokes who finds themselves on that bed doing those things with that lovely,playful,generous couple can be YOU!
It does take effort and realistic aims.I am not a 25 year old hunk with a six pack,nor do I expect Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
I am just a nice guy,willing to exchange e mails,talk on the phone and meet and willing to pay for a hotel room if the meet goes THAT well!
ops: I am neither a "timewaster" or a "quick shag" type,just someone seeking like minded sex lovers for safe NSA discreet mutual pleasure,as are 300,000,000,000 other single blokes but such is life,one shouldn't moan about it too much because sometimes the one out of the 300,000,000,000 blokes who finds themselves on that bed doing those things with that lovely,playful,generous couple can be YOU!
lol!!!
my cock is errr. not quite that big... which will disspoint all those unfussy couples who only except men with AT LEAST 8 inches.
i have no idea why its like that.( i took it!) i had to crouch to get in the frame i think.
that was back in the 1960's so cant remember. we were all stoned.
my cock is errr. not quite that big... which will disspoint all those unfussy couples who only except men with AT LEAST 8 inches.
i have no idea why its like that.( i took it!) i had to crouch to get in the frame i think.
that was back in the 1960's so cant remember. we were all stoned.
Quote by sarflad
lol!!!
my cock is errr. not quite that big... which will disspoint all those unfussy couples who only except men with AT LEAST 8 inches.
i have no idea why its like that.( i took it!) i had to crouch to get in the frame i think.
that was back in the 1960's so cant remember. we were all stoned.
might be a good idea to put a newer pic on then seeing as that one's 40+ years old
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welcome to the site sarflad and niceandgentle.
sarf , why the pose in the pic? could it be that your cock is soooo big you have to stand like that?? :twisted:
nice, nice post
xxx lou xxx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: I liked that one hehehehe
I think your hoping a little to much fem_4_taboo
Shaz x
