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Quote by BiWelshMinx

Minx you bad girl smackbottom :smackbottom: wink

Sorry FB, HornyLittleBlonde told me to write it.... rolleyes
Minx x x
:smackbottom: Binxy I did no such thing!!!!
Quote by dambuster
I'm not sure whether to hang around for a while or log off and let Tramper come out to play
bolt

let him out let him out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
place could use livening up for easter
Quote by saucyminx
smackbottom you had to unleash the beast didn't you

Well, thank you Miss
There isn't a zipper made that'll keep thisbeast in check :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hey twos_ - never mind dumbaster letting me out ! !
How about youlet me IN
OMG what HAVE I done lol
:lol:
Forgive me
Thats it, I'm logging off till Tramper gets back in his box bolt
:lol2:
I think it's safe to come out now. Tramper is back in his box with a huge padlock on it and I've swallowed the key biggrin
Quote by BiWelshMinx
but how about
those that have turned up for a meet
how about a green tick by the side of the names
biggrin

Yeah - why not ?
Like some sort of - oh, I don't know ?
Verification Scheme ?
Maybe the mods could oversee it all and make it work ?
How would that work Dammy ? It sounds like a good idea :idea:
bolt
Minx x x smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Well if you insist on using the "V" word I'm doing Binxy first :twisted:
Binxy you are officially certified as not being verified by me. :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
. . . . . I'm doing Binxy first :twisted:

innocent
I'm just off to the shops for some camera and camcorder batteries
:whistling:
can the boffins not do that word replacement thing they use for names, so instead of 'timewasters' we see the word 'pilchards' for example, would be much more entertaining
i'm so fed up of pilchards on this site
i've just got back from a meet and have been stood up by two pilchards
how can we stop pilchards using the site?
see, much better lol
now what should we use to replace these words
genuine
shaved
sheddy
any suggestions
Quote by meat2pleaseu
can the boffins not do that word replacement thing they use for names, so instead of 'timewasters' we see the word 'pilchards' for example, would be much more entertaining
i'm so fed up of pilchards on this site
i've just got back from a meet and have been stood up by two pilchards
how can we stop pilchards using the site?
see, much better lol
now what should we use to replace these words
genuine
shaved
sheddy
any suggestions

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :gagged:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
now what should we use to replace these words
genuine
shaved
sheddy
any suggestions

yeah, right
pool cue please
anytime :twisted:
very very drunk
spayed
and...
bollox

lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
now what should we use to replace these words
genuine sheddy
shaved sheddy
sheddy gorgeous confused :thumbup:
any suggestions
While you've all been having a go via sarcasm, witticiscsms, funny remarks and downright slaggings we've actually been having some nice mmff fun, so I'm neither "moaning" nor struggling as I "cant get a shag"! (see other topics posted today)There are four of us here (me, one 30y.o. male and his 31 and one unattached 35y.o. female) all with the same problem, and that is what this thread began with; Non Genuine Advertisers, so may we all suggest "NGA's" as being the appropriate titles for those aforementioned.
Given that this topic has raised a fair few replies I'd suggest that I'm not such a moaner after all, just another advertiser who comes up with the goods, as are my three friends!
NGA's is a good name ! :thumbup:
My only question is.........if you're there with 3 other people then WTF are you doing in here???? Haven't you got anything better to do?? innocent :giggle:
Quote by Wee-Jimmy
While you've all been having a go via sarcasm, witticiscsms, funny remarks and downright slaggings we've actually been having some nice mmff fun, so I'm neither "moaning" nor struggling as I "cant get a shag"! (see other topics posted today)There are four of us here (me, one 30y.o. male and his 31 and one unattached 35y.o. female) all with the same problem, and that is what this thread began with; Non Genuine Advertisers, so may we all suggest "NGA's" as being the appropriate titles for those aforementioned.
Given that this topic has raised a fair few replies I'd suggest that I'm not such a moaner after all, just another advertiser who comes up with the goods, as are my three friends!

can i point out something to you that you may not realise.....
not all members of the site use all parts of the site.... for example until today YOU had never used the forum.... so you may have been here for 6 weeks but to us you are new....and the 1st post looked the every other whinge we get in forum... normally about the ads???
if you think about it... would you go into sainsbury's and complain about asda.....no... that is effect what you have done.....
for example... some people only use the forums to get meets.... some only use the chatrooms.....i use the forum and the chatroom but rarely use the ads......
so effectively your rant is aimed at the wrong people........
sean xxxxxxxxx
p.s one of the things that people do notice in the forums that may not come across in the ads is a sense of humour... so take everything with a pinch of salt, rather than to heart....
Hey ! No one's pinching MY salt ! duel
Hi Fabio and Sassy,
'Scuse me butting in on WJ's thread while he's in the shower with my friend, but WJ is not having a 'rant' at anyone, he is just expressing what we four feel about those NGA's, and as we spend relaxed time together on a regular basis we have time to do more than just .....ahem!.........hence the time to post on SH while we are having fun!
We all use the SH site for viewing, relplying and advertising, and though we may not post on the Forum we do keep an eye on whats happening.
Although I thought it inadvisable for WJ to post at all I agree that his comments (rants?) and requests for advice were designed to encourage chat, and talking does make a difference, sometimes that's what gets things done, so lay off a bit; we're all in this together you know! You included! Can you honestly say that you have not been tempted to post on the same topic? Or not wished that there was really a way to keep out the NGA's?
We only want to make it clear that we are not getting at anyone on the SH Forum or the genuine SH advertisers, we just feel that like WJ we have been thoroughly peeeeed off with those who spend their time faffing around with promises of meets and 'phone calls, and pretend to be whothey are not, and we've all suffered at the hands of that kind.
We did not meet through SH, but hoped that we could expand our circle of friends locally and outwith the area, via this excellent site. We've had dissapointments and not one success, and we have advertised via our profiles, and all of us can be considered 'desirable'. (Or at least passable, in the dark, if you're really desperate. And blind, without sense of smell, taste and have spent some time in the Himalayas without company of any kind. Except a yak)
Perhaps we are expecting too much from our locale and need to broaden our horizons, or just keep to what, and who, we know.
That's the shower off now, and WJ'll have a fit when he sees what I've written, but a glass of wine and cuddle between my thighs should keep him quiet for a while, If he has any energy left after that tart has helped him wash his back! Hmmmm?
Her hubby is off to the local Chinese takeaway for some sustenance, and I'm starving, so that's it from me!
KP, (and I'm a 36 year old 'unnattached' female actually)
Whoever it was that was posting ............ under the name of Wee Jimmy
Check the AUP.......... (acceptable use policy of the site)

Your account is for your use and your use only, no third party is allowed to activate or use your account without previous consent from the Admin team.
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Wee-Jimmy
Although I thought it inadvisable for WJ to post at all I agree that his comments (rants?) and requests for advice were designed to encourage chat, and talking does make a difference, sometimes that's what gets things done, so lay off a bit; we're all in this together you know! You included! Can you honestly say that you have not been tempted to post on the same topic? Or not wished that there was really a way to keep out the NGA's?
We only want to make it clear that we are not getting at anyone on the SH Forum or the genuine SH advertisers, we just feel that like WJ we have been thoroughly peeeeed off with those who spend their time faffing around with promises of meets and 'phone calls, and pretend to be whothey are not, and we've all suffered at the hands of that kind.

I thought I was just giving my personal opinion rather than have a go at anyone dunno
We all know the post wasn't directed at anyone in the forums but at those people who just waste other people's time. We've all had them and will continue to get them unfortunately.
When a new topic is posted it goes one of 3 ways ( or all three together rolleyes )
1 Everyone gives their own opinion on the topic, whether it's any help or not is a matter of conjecture
2 It all gets very silly ( we all do that too )
3 Someone hijacks it ( redface )
We welcome everyone who posts here and for the most part, it ends in friendly banter.
Prawn cracker anyone?
Sorry Blonde, that was my fault for not spanking KP enough !!!!!!!! Naughty girl.
Though I agree with with what KP has said, she should not have posted when I was otherwise engaged, even though we all discussed the points of view aired by contributors. We are here together in the house today as friends and responsible adults and did not think that we were in contravention of the rules as we have only this one PC to use at present to view and to post. We share everything on a Saturday!!
You have my sincere apologies, we'll not post again.
My sweet and sour is getting cold, so I'll log off.
WJ
(Come here naughty girl...........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Ouch!!)
Quote by blonde
Whoever it was that was posting ............ under the name of Wee Jimmy
Check the AUP.......... (acceptable use policy of the site)
Your account is for your use and your use only, no third party is allowed to activate or use your account without previous consent from the Admin team.
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'd shag her :shock: :shock: :shock:
but then i'm just a tart rolleyes
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
but how about
those that have turned up for a meet
how about a green tick by the side of the names
biggrin

:shock: don't even go there! lol
No really, don't.
This thread seems to be heading towards the dreaded "V" word :scared:

Some people seem to need reminding that I won the Pulitzer Prize for my "V" thread. :lol:
Mike.
KP has asked me to apologise, she'd do it herself but she's not allowed!
WJ
Quote by PoloLady

Is there a sure-fire way of finding the genuine swinger?
WJ

No.
we agree
J n B
NO!
!
Not everyone has been a member since Noah fell of the Ark
I think you're missing the point Reikiradical. The point being it's dull and moany.
Dull and moany? I have to agree, but it didnt half stir up a lot of posts. What does that say?
Quote by Wee-Jimmy
KP has asked me to apologise, she'd do it herself but she's not allowed!
WJ

Actually i don't think KP did anything wrong......your profile has you down as a couple,she's in the profile so yes she can post......
Quote by da69ve
KP has asked me to apologise, she'd do it herself but she's not allowed!
WJ

Actually i don't think KP did anything wrong......your profile has you down as a couple,she's in the profile so yes she can post......
Ooops he must have forgotten that she's his other half, he forgot how old she was yesterday :shock: