It may be because the swinging/ gang bang world is really such a small place??
You're right its small and stuck in the middle of nowhere but it must have something going for it :violin:
Not sure about the whole of Norfolk as im a London boy so i will take your word for it.
But when i go visit my uncle in KL everyoen seem to know who he is, i was well impressed
Its got the Norfolk Broads!!
Norfolk is a beautiful place to live and wouldn't want to live anywhere else in the country now . We took a long time settling in , and still think we're treated as outsiders sometimes (we've been here 25 years) , but it's a great place to bring kids up . I would hate trying to bring kids up , and keep them on the 'straight and narrow' in a big city with so many 'distractions' .
Privacy can be difficult !! , with everyone knowing everyone else , especially in a small village .
True Story
During the Summer we had been out for a quiet drink at a nice pub about 20 miles from where we live . On the way home , and feeling a little frisky we pulled onto a farm track for a quick kiss n cuddle . After a about 10 minutes a car pulled in front of us , paused for a few seconds and then reversed out and away . We thought nothing more of it than 'we'd must have pinched his regular spot' . It was off the main road and miles from anywhere . Anyway a couple of nights later , round the tea table my 18 year old pipes up " Mitch saw you two the other night " , "Oh yeah , Where was the that ? " i replied nonchalantly . " Parked in a farm track with the seats down " . Cue much merriment from the minors in the family , and red faces from the seniors !!
Well having lived in a small Norfolk Village for over 21 years i would actually re-word small place to small minds , as poohbear pointed out they may accept your grandchildren (if your lucky) , after the first five years trying to integrate and getting nowhere we thought sod this for a game of soldiers and started to ignore the whispers and rumours and started making some up of our own , its brilliant sport and keeps them going for weeks , as I work away a bit you get the comments at the local shop
“so your back then†and after fishing for where you have been just tell them “sorry but its more than my life’s worth to tell you but can you change some Columbian money ? , you just know it will be round the whole village in a flash , over the years we have done the drug baron , porn and rock star sketches all to great amusement and a lot of twitching curtains
If you cant beat them join them
Love Andy
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