Last night after my work out I stopped by a well known local Norwich dogging spot, which I've done for the last few weeks to no avail!
However this time there was a couple in the car park waiting, I parked the opposite side and put my internal light on, they flashed their headlights, I drove nearer.
I was just getting up courage to get out of my car (dogging virgin) when another car pulled in headlights blazing, this lit up the interior of both our cars, the occupants
look up FXXX !!! it's my next door neighbour, a middle aged pillar of society.
Worse still the car that pulled in was a police car!
Being new to this I panicked and drove away , only to be followed and later pulled over by the panda car, he didn't actually say I was breaking the law, but made it clear I shouldn't have been there!
How do I look my neighbour in the eye again ?
Who feels most embarrased?
Was I breaking the law?
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Sex God
No, nothing you did was illegal unless they've made acute embarrassment a criminal offence :shock: 
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Quote by ace
How do I look my neighbour in the eye again ?
With a gleam in your eye! :twisted:
Who feels most embarrased?
All of you, but look on the bright side. You know what they are looking for and they know where they can get it now!
Was I breaking the law?
Absolutely not - even better!!
Go on - fill your boots! :twisted:
Mal
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Easy. Just tell your neighbour that you were coming home from a pub (after drinking OJ) and you were caught short, do you nipped into there to take a leak, but found there was someone else there, which was why you drove out after the plod drove in.
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Off to the Munch today. Two days of Marmite on toast.
Pssst. Judy - It's tomorrow!!! :small-print:
Mal
hi ace
got to be the funniest story i have heard all week....what is the coincidence in that happening...what you need to do now is when it gets dark, go and sit in your car with the interior light on, flashing your headlights towards your neighbours house....just to make sure that they know, you know, there little secret..........other than that be blatantly cheeky and go and knock on there door and ask when they are next going to that special little car park......you could even car share...saving at least a £1 in petrol.
nige n soph
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sing 3 is the magic number
got to be the funniest story i have heard all week....what is the coincidence in that happening...what you need to do now is when it gets dark, go and sit in your car with the interior light on, flashing your headlights towards your neighbours house....just to make sure that they know, you know, there little secret..........other than that be blatantly cheeky and go and knock on there door and ask when they are next going to that special little car park......you could even car share...saving at least a £1 in petrol.
nige n soph
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sing 3 is the magic number
Now if you had been really quick thinking, having spotted it was your neighbour, you should have stood your ground and let the police come over and question you. When you were able to give adjacent addresses you would be able to indignantly protest with:
"Of course we were not up to anything disgusting. How dare you suggest we were. We are neighbours, pillars of the community. Do you honestly think we'd drive all the way out here to have sex in the back of a car when we have perfectly comfortable houses next door to each other at home? You must have a really filthy mind young man. And you a police officer too...."
If you had the balls to say something like this, you could be sure that the police would leave you well alone for the rest of the evening, and maybe your neighbours would have been eternally grateful.
it is also a good idea to find out the name of your Chief Constable so that if you are really on a roll you can toss out "I've a good mind to have a word with Fred when I see him,... Fred Bloggs,... your Chief Constable". You haven't actually lied to anyone and its not your fault if they assume you are on first name terms with the head honcho.
"Of course we were not up to anything disgusting. How dare you suggest we were. We are neighbours, pillars of the community. Do you honestly think we'd drive all the way out here to have sex in the back of a car when we have perfectly comfortable houses next door to each other at home? You must have a really filthy mind young man. And you a police officer too...."
If you had the balls to say something like this, you could be sure that the police would leave you well alone for the rest of the evening, and maybe your neighbours would have been eternally grateful.
it is also a good idea to find out the name of your Chief Constable so that if you are really on a roll you can toss out "I've a good mind to have a word with Fred when I see him,... Fred Bloggs,... your Chief Constable". You haven't actually lied to anyone and its not your fault if they assume you are on first name terms with the head honcho.
:rotflmao:
Sex God
Ace, has it occurred to you that he might be reading this thread right now?
Mike.
Mike.
Thanks for all your replies/advice
However I am a little confused on the issue of the legality of dogging, if it's not illegal
why do the police devote so much attention to the sites?
Are they only after troublemakers,NOT the doggers?
As a single straight voyeuristic male When am I breaking the law? if at all.
Ace
However I am a little confused on the issue of the legality of dogging, if it's not illegal
why do the police devote so much attention to the sites?
Are they only after troublemakers,NOT the doggers?
As a single straight voyeuristic male When am I breaking the law? if at all.
Ace
