not again!

1 Nov 2004

Oh yes please Shireen - large gin, small tonic just my mixture.
Do cats drown if covered in gin???

1 Nov 2004

Well for the first time ever my clock is now right......... and I havent changed anything redface

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
Do cats drown if covered in gin???

:shock: :shock: Erm.......... dunno

Shireen
xxx

1 Nov 2004

ooo - relapse can be chief blame taker so he can live up to his signature!
And Dawn just PM'd me - she would like to be a member as long as we do not make her name public.
Your new club is going really well Mark, what a superb idea!
lhk

1 Nov 2004

JAGS!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a STICKY KEYBOARD NOW!!
Did you realise a laptop keyboard can hold almost half a glass of wine? rolleyes

1 Nov 2004

I've just been nagged by NaggedByJags to pop along to see whats going on dunno

Gin?
Clocks?
Cats?
Wanking?
Hells bells I'm confused

1 Nov 2004

Quote by NaggedByJags
And Dawn just PM'd me - she would like to be a member as long as we do not make her name public.

:rotflmao:

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
Oh yes please Shireen - large gin, small tonic just my mixture.
Do cats drown if covered in gin???

Now I don't approve of cruelty to animals Jags but fully accept that this bugger is an exception to the rule lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: smackbottom

Jas
XXX

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've just been nagged by NaggedByJags to pop along to see whats going on
Gin?
Clocks?
Cats?
Wanking?
Hells bells I'm confused

errrr dawn hun... no one mentioned wanking till you! :shock:
now what does that tell us???
lol

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Alexandra
JAGS!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a STICKY KEYBOARD NOW!!
Did you realise a laptop keyboard can hold almost half a glass of wine?

Turn it upside down NOW - and bang it against NBJ's face to make sure you get all the liquid out (of his brain).
Oh, and use the hairdryer - I love fluffed up cats!! :happy:

1 Nov 2004

Did someone mention a club?? Count me in, whatever it's for!! confused

:? :? :?

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Oh yes please Shireen - large gin, small tonic just my mixture.
Do cats drown if covered in gin???

Now I don't approve of cruelty to animals Jags but fully accept that this buggeris an exception to the rule lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: smackbottom

Jas
XXX
Hmmm Jas - and what do you know about NBJ that I don't???

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Oh yes please Shireen - large gin, small tonic just my mixture.
Do cats drown if covered in gin???

Now I don't approve of cruelty to animals Jags but fully accept that this buggeris an exception to the rule lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: smackbottom

Jas
XXX
Hmmm Jas - and what do you know about NBJ that I don't???
a, sure that she is not refering to the pics we never saw of NBJ doing very intimate things with a cucmber! :shock:

1 Nov 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
I've just been nagged by NaggedByJags to pop along to see whats going on
Gin?
Clocks?
Cats?
Wanking?
Hells bells I'm confused

errrr dawn hun... no one mentioned wanking till you! :shock:
now what does that tell us???
lol
redface

ops: :oops: a slip of the tongue :?:
Or should that be slip of the fingers :dunno:
Dawn :silly:

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Did someone mention a club?? Count me in, whatever it's for!! :? :? :?

Hey - it's Eric!!!

1 Nov 2004

I won - NJB has thrown in the towel (by PM) and retired defeated!!

:rotflmao:
How about a club that has wanking, alcohol and a fully working clock - all serviced by a black and white NJB???? I'd join that one!

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
I won - NJB has thrown in the towel (by PM) and retired defeated!!
:rotflmao:
How about a club that has wanking, alcohol and a fully working clock - all serviced by a black and white NJB???? I'd join that one!

black and white?? would be black and blue by the time we had finnished with him!

1 Nov 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
a, sure that she is not refering to the pics we never saw of NBJ doing very intimate things with a cucmber! :shock:

Bloody hell do I have to make sarnies as well now??? :shock: :shock:
Whispers to Jags that to get a cat fluffy he meeds to be washed first in water and bubbly bath, wine makes them sticky and therefore wont fluff up

1 Nov 2004

Oh bollox late again confused

1 Nov 2004

Thrown in the towel????
Lightweight!

1 Nov 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Oh bollox late again

He'll be back - he just can't resist it and just LOVES being NaggedByJags!!
:rose: :rose:

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags

Methinks NBJ is a little wanker!!!!!!

Not far wrong there Alexandra
:happy: :happy:

Quote by Jags

Methinks NBJ is a little stinker!!!!!!

If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times Alexandra - you're a wise woman!
:happy: :happy:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Jags you're a naughty naughty woman :jagsatwork:
Misschief - returning the :jagsatwork: for the :jagsatwork: I got for not concentrating in mod lesson number 3272 :lol2:

1 Nov 2004

ops:
:oops:
:happy: Days are here again :happy: :happy:

1 Nov 2004

Shush you lot - this is supposed to be a secret! Do you want Jags to come in and hear? - If you think Blue is scary when she comes with a roar, you should hear Jags! :scared:
lhk
That - of course - should be - "hear and come" redface

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
He'll be back - he just can't resist it and just LOVES being NaggedByJags!!

He better had I had just run his bath as well... wink

Shireen
xxx

1 Nov 2004

Quote by GaggedByJags
Shush you lot - this is supposed to be a secret! Do you want Jags to come in and hear? - If you think Blue is scary when she comes with a roar, you should hear Jags moan in passion when a REAL man is caressing her body!
lhk

:rascal: :rascal:

1 Nov 2004

Quick Quick catch hold of him someone!!
Come here ya bugger.... Your bath is all nice and warm.... wink

Shireen
xxx

1 Nov 2004

I'll hold him down - you push him under the water.
Dawn - you're chief shampooer
Alex - you're chief towel rubber downer
Shireen - you're chief hair dryerer
Who wants to be chief fluffer???

1 Nov 2004

OK - I'll grab him! I got me chainmail outfit on!
(.....I remember last time I tried to bath a cat!)

1 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
I'll hold him down - you push him under the water.
Dawn - you're chief shampooer
Alex - you're chief towel rubber downer
Shireen - you're chief hair dryerer
Who wants to be chief fluffer???

i knew there was a purpose to my life!