Not my choice of holiday...........but it is hers

15 May 2005

Alex_Female has organised a holiday for us two biggrin

.
She asked me the questions of what I want, what I like, where I would like to go, etc........
...............and then ignored the fecking lot mad

A_F: What type of holiday would you like to go on?
D_N: I have always fancied a cruise.
A_F: Would you like somewhere hot?
D_N: Not for me darling, I can not stand the heat. I would enjoy something like a cruise around the fiords of Scandanavia. Beautiful crisp mornings and evenings, seeing the snow covered mountains, cuddling up to warm each other.
A_F: What else would you like to see?
D_N: I have always fancied whale watching. I am sure you can do that on the northern cruises.
A_F: Do you want to organise this or do you want me to?
D_N: Darling.......you are an angel. Just tell me when you have sorted it all out. I love you.
A_F: I love you too..........It will be a holiday you will enjoy..............trust me :angel:
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo.............................I have arrived home and guess where we are going...................................
..................... The fecking Dominican Republic :shock: .
A_F: It only gets up to the 70's or 80's sweetheart.
D_N: Anything above 19 degree celsius and I can hardly move without suffering because of the heat.
A_F: Do not worry.........they have a pool.
Thats it.......if she uses those words again......."Trust me".......I won't!!!!!!!!!
Wooo-fecking-hoooooo I am off on holiday............................ :D

15 May 2005

:roll: :roll: I dont know she organises a fantastic holiday and all you do is whinge :roll: :roll: :roll: wink

There's just no pleasing some people lol

:lol: You had best make the most of it because once you get home you wont have time to think :lol:
Shireen
xxx

15 May 2005

Did you mention anything about the many huge Snakes, and Spiders?
:twisted: bolt

cc_7up

15 May 2005

Stop moaning you'll have a great time lol
we're off camping for a couple of days from tomorrow - can't wait!!!!
woo hoo - peace, quiet, no kids and a tent made for 2 :giggle: passionkiss

I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 May 2005

:shock: our friends went to DR in November. He sent me a picture of the most enormous spiders I've ever seen. I was nearly crying looking at the pictures. :cry:

15 May 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
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I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
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...apply midge cream.....

15 May 2005

If ya dont fancy it Dave then I suppose I could swap ya for a week in the caravan somewhere like Bognor perhaps....

15 May 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Tell us where abouts you are going and we'll give you some ideas! Enjoy!

Quote by postie
apply midge cream

It aint midgie season yet.............you're quite safe lol

Fee
XX

15 May 2005

Quote by freckledbird
:shock: our friends went to DR in November. He sent me a picture of the most enormous spiders I've ever seen. I was nearly crying looking at the pictures. :cry:

Yes that will be the Dominican bird eating spider - Dominicus hugeous appetitus, iyt lives on the beautiful sandy beaches, and usually crawls from it's 22" burrow looking for seagulls or other meedium sized avifauna, when temperatures hit between 70 and 90 degrees C. The spider is NOT afraid of human traffic, and can often be seen stalking haplass sun bathers, cloaking them in a fine, sticky silken web, before plunging its 2" fangs into their victim, rendering them paralysed. Please note that urgent medical attention must be sought within the prescribed 10 mins of being bitten.
Good holydaying,
MTM

15 May 2005

Quote by postie
...apply midge cream.....

:eeek: :eeek: - Guess who fell off her chair reading that as 'Minge Cream!!'
:doh:
bolt

15 May 2005

Quote by KcKat

...apply midge cream.....

:eeek: :eeek: - Guess who fell off her chair reading that as 'Minge Cream!!'
:doh:
bolt

Thank Heavens I wasn't the only one, I must stop skiming through the answers. Mind applying Minge Cream in the Wilds of Sctoland, could be fun.
John
smile

15 May 2005

Quote by KcKat

...apply midge cream.....

:eeek: :eeek: - Guess who fell off her chair reading that as 'Minge Cream!!'
:doh:
bolt

Muppet!

:therethere: passionkiss

assionkiss:

15 May 2005

Quote by KcKat

...apply midge cream.....

:eeek: :eeek: - Guess who fell off her chair reading that as 'Minge Cream!!'
:doh:
bolt

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
C x

15 May 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
Stop moaning you'll have a great time lol
we're off camping for a couple of days from tomorrow - can't wait!!!!
woo hoo - peace, quiet, no kids and a tent made for 2 :giggle:
I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

dont get naughty told you hun me and mrs got charged with fucking withintent lol

15 May 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Tell us where abouts you are going and we'll give you some ideas! Enjoy!

Quote by postie
apply midge cream

It aint midgie season yet.............you're quite safe lol

Fee
XX
errr dunno till we get there lol
just gonna drive till we find somewhere nice, peaceful and preferablt near a pub wink

now do I pack some naughty gear and hope there's a chance for an impromptu photo shoot or not???
then again might not be any space for my err leather stuff what with all the fishing gear etc!!!! time to get a bigger car me thinks :idea:

15 May 2005

Quote by postie
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I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
:

...apply midge cream.....
Midges are a problem later in the year. This is a brilliant time to be in Scotland. biggrin

And to be with Lil_Bunny................ WOW. :P

15 May 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
just gonna drive till we find somewhere nice, peaceful and preferablt near a pub

FFS!!! No-one ever tells me they are coming...
*throws cat out*
*hides paperwork under sofa*
*remembers that the new sofa has actually still not arrived*
*thinks about dusting*
*thinks again*
lol

Have a lovely time, I love those sort of holidays until you drive until you find the perfect spot...it's given me some ideas actually! cool

16 May 2005

She's organised a suprise trip to the Dominican Republic! <sarcastic> I feel SOOO sorry for you </sarcastic>

16 May 2005

Actually, I do feel sorry for you.
I get stressed when it gets past 20Â°, too.
And it's a damn long flight to Dom Rep. Possibly stopping off in Maine.
I hate lobster, me.

16 May 2005

Quote by Mr Ben and friends
She's organised a suprise trip to the Dominican Republic! <sarcastic> I feel SOOO sorry for you </sarcastic>

So do I

:lol: :lol:

16 May 2005

As I have been to the Dominican Republic before, I know there is NO HUGE SPIDERS, SNAKES etc.
As for you Dave_Notts, you ungrateful little tart, take this, smackbottom

We are staying in a 4*, all inclusive resort which has fantastic amenities, and the company of a gorgeous, sexy, horny woman (i.e. me). What more could you want?
I suppose you will be complaining when I am lying toplass (pardon the pun!) on a sunbed and I am asking you to rub suncream into my breasts? I think not lol

16 May 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
As I have been to the Dominican Republic before, I know there is NO HUGE SPIDERS, SNAKES etc.
As for you Dave_Notts, you ungrateful little tart, take this,
We are staying in a 4*, all inclusive resort which has fantastic amenities, and the company of a gorgeous, sexy, horny woman (i.e. me). What more could you want?
I suppose you will be complaining when I am lying toplass (pardon the pun!) on a sunbed and I am asking you to rub suncream into my breasts? I think not

Sod Dave.......can I come in his place???? :giggle:

16 May 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
Stop moaning you'll have a great time lol
we're off camping for a couple of days from tomorrow - can't wait!!!!
woo hoo - peace, quiet, no kids and a tent made for 2 :giggle:
I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

We are off camping too next Friday to Cornwall!! Yiippeee!! Should be a blast esp as hubby, myself and partner in crime, Leps are saying at a naturist camp site lol

:shock: conjures up all images of Carry On Camping but should be a bloody good laugh (whats new!) lol. Mind you, with our weather at the moment, we will probably be more wrapped up than we are indoors!
Roll on bank holiday weekend!! :lol: :lol: :bounce:

16 May 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Stop moaning you'll have a great time lol
we're off camping for a couple of days from tomorrow - can't wait!!!!
woo hoo - peace, quiet, no kids and a tent made for 2 :giggle:
I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

We are off camping too next Friday to Cornwall!! Yiippeee!! Should be a blast esp as hubby, myself and partner in crime, Leps are saying at a naturist camp site lol

:shock: conjures up all images of Carry On Camping but should be a bloody good laugh (whats new!) lol. Mind you, with our weather at the moment, we will probably be more wrapped up than we are indoors!
Roll on bank holiday weekend!! :lol: :lol: :bounce:
OOiiii
Don't I get invited for eveniong drinks?? :lol:

16 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Stop moaning you'll have a great time lol
we're off camping for a couple of days from tomorrow - can't wait!!!!
woo hoo - peace, quiet, no kids and a tent made for 2 :giggle:
I wonder what else we can get up to in the wilds of Scotland mmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

We are off camping too next Friday to Cornwall!! Yiippeee!! Should be a blast esp as hubby, myself and partner in crime, Leps are saying at a naturist camp site lol

:shock: conjures up all images of Carry On Camping but should be a bloody good laugh (whats new!) lol. Mind you, with our weather at the moment, we will probably be more wrapped up than we are indoors!
Roll on bank holiday weekend!! :lol: :lol: :bounce:
OOiiii
Don't I get invited for eveniong drinks?? :lol:
Invites are always there for you and you know it!! BUT saying that, isnt Cornwall a long way to come just for evening drinks?? :lol:

16 May 2005

I could be tempted for the right drinks! lol

:lol:

16 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
I could be tempted for the right drinks! :lol:

<<<<<<<<<<<Rushes off to PM Dambuster to check what Sarahs fav drink is wink

16 May 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
isnt Cornwall a long way to come just for evening drinks??

Not for everyone it's not.
However... we have plans already. I can hear your sigh of relief from here.

16 May 2005

Quote by Vix
isnt Cornwall a long way to come just for evening drinks??

Not for everyone it's not.
However... we have plans already. I can hear your sigh of relief from here.
NOOOOO :cry: Cancel then right now!! wink

16 May 2005

there's no pleasing some people biggrin