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Not New Guy

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Hello all,
It's my 3961st time here, and I just thought it was about time I reminded you that I'm not new.
Please don't be gentle with me, as I am impervious to subtlety.
I am a fair bit older than 18, so if anyone thinks they can revive a decrepit old timer....... think again, the knackers yard already have a deposit on me.
Thank you all, you seem a very misunderstood bunch, so if you are what you seem, then I've misunderstood, and you're therefore not misunderstood. If you're not what you seem, then you are understood, and I got it wrong, proving that you can be misunderstood. Understand?
:silly:
I understand perfectly.....errr...well i think i do rolleyes
tricia
lmao... even I don't understand it reading it back... made sense at the time though...
Are you sure you were sober when you wrote it?... lol
oF cOUrSe i wAs SobEr, iT wAs fRIDaY lUncHtiME hiC
pity they don't come out sometimes ;-) lolol
you still talking about my teeth surprised
oops... no... was away with the faeries for a moment.... day dreaming!
don't ruin it for me... for the moment, you're sensitive and sensual... Shania Twain like, but with a filthy mind...
i meant you not me lol
and hey i can be sensitive and sensual, and i've got a dirty mind...not sure about the Shania Twain bit though wink
I'd say it was a very good start wink
oooo eeer
With your filthy mind, and my clean living style...
Your sensuality and my lack of common sense...
and your sensitivity and my lack of it....
Yep, perfect match lol
You have a clean living style......tell me more wink
Well... when I say 'clean living'... I use the term loosely....
I'd like a cleaner, then I could go out and live!!!
So let me get this right.....we make a mess, someone else cleans up after you while you go out and get drunk? :grin:
Well, since you've put it like that... there's a certain appeal to that!!!
Mr Surrey will NOT be happy! lol
Hmmmm....true lol
So you only have one bollock? :shock:
as of this moment.... I have both... if Mr Surrey sees my last posting.... a recount might be in order!
Hey you said, and i quote....... 'and now the people running the site have been ever so kind and decided to only cut off one of my bollocks'.
I just wondered if they decided not too lol
well thank god for that, i was worried there for a minute smile
Apparently they are waiting for the compass needle to go rusty before they skewer it in place to hold it still prior to the burning off with battery acid from a rally car....
rotflmao
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