Not so cocksure???

27 Mar 2005

Hi folks, a belated thanx to all for the warm welcome from my newbie post .(cheesy line alert)I have a question about a big problem! how do i provide photographic evidence as to the size of my old fella on the photo ads(it would take some balls for a fella to promise an oak tree and at a meet up have an acorn ) section(Dare to call into question :idea: but are the photo ads genuine i only ask this because i got an email from someone claiming to be a member and someone in chatroom saying they were mostly fakes) when my kids use the same pc as me?
As to the rest of this great site it does work fellas within my first week i met up with a great couple John & Julie thats nearly as quick as in the clubs.
Dave :bounce:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Davejw
how do i provide photographic evidence as to the size of my old fella on the photo ads

Errrr............. take a pic of your dick next to a ruler :mrgreen:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by bluexxx
how do i provide photographic evidence as to the size of my old fella on the photo ads

Errrr............. take a pic of your dick next to a ruler :mrgreen:
don't think the Queen would co-operate Blue.

27 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
how do i provide photographic evidence as to the size of my old fella on the photo ads

Errrr............. take a pic of your dick next to a ruler :mrgreen:
don;t think the Queen would co-operate Blue.
rotflmao

It took me a second to get that lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by bluexxx
how do i provide photographic evidence as to the size of my old fella on the photo ads

Errrr............. take a pic of your dick next to a ruler :mrgreen:
The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches! lol

Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!

:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon cool

27 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!

27 Mar 2005

Quote by littlemee

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
Did you check the ruler was round the right way? :lol:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
Did you check the ruler was round the right way? :lol:
So just what is the national average? And if six inches is a thumb and a half have you really got a problem?
John
wink

27 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
how do i provide photographic evidence as to the size of my old fella on the photo ads

Errrr............. take a pic of your dick next to a ruler :mrgreen:
The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches! lol

Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!

:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon cool

FFS sake don't what ever you do press the button to retract the tape measure with the bent end inserted as Roger suggested, the cheaper ones have a ferocious action that could easily disembowel you.
If your looking for a safer option then the rule with the first two inches sawn off is better, just lay the old chap on top of it and no one will be any the wiser.

27 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
Did you check the ruler was round the right way? :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so that's how it's done? so starting at the 12 inch end, mine would be . . . . oh shit i don't wanna answer that do i? ;)
neil x x x ;)

27 Mar 2005

Quote by neilinleeds

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
Did you check the ruler was round the right way? :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so that's how it's done? so starting at the 12 inch end, mine would be . . . . oh shit i don't wanna answer that do i? ;)
neil x x x ;)
The only time that claiming 3 inches would be a boast!!! :lol:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
Did you check the ruler was round the right way? :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so that's how it's done? so starting at the 12 inch end, mine would be . . . . oh shit i don't wanna answer that do i? ;)
neil x x x ;)
The only time that claiming 3 inches would be a boast!!! :lol:
Its quality not quantity that counts boys!! wink

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Alleyson

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
Did you check the ruler was round the right way? :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so that's how it's done? so starting at the 12 inch end, mine would be . . . . oh shit i don't wanna answer that do i? ;)
neil x x x ;)
The only time that claiming 3 inches would be a boast!!! :lol:
Its quality not quantity that counts boys!! wink

Have you lot seen the other thread 'one for the ladies', it's very relevant :lol:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by neilinleeds

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches!
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
:rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
Did you check the ruler was round the right way? :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so that's how it's done? so starting at the 12 inch end, mine would be . . . . oh shit i don't wanna answer that do i? ;)
neil x x x ;)
Well if you started at the 12inch mark I reckon you'd make it to about..... erm...... ;)
:gagged:
I best not show the poor lamb up had I! :lol:
Rodger isnt that far wrong though! ;) HAve you flasked that cock to everyone! :lol:
bolt

I better get outa here beofre he lynches me for taking the piss again! :scared: :lol:

27 Mar 2005

No peeps you miss my point which was how do i remove the picture of the aforementioned "old fella" from the bowels of of my pc so my kids don t see it by mistake?

27 Mar 2005

Right click on file. Chose delete. It will be sent to recycle bin. Then open recycle bin and delete from there

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Davejw
No peeps you miss my point which was how do i remove the picture of the aforementioned "old fella" from the bowels of of my pc so my kids don t see it by mistake?

Your post sounded like you wanted to provide evidence of your size. Maybe if it had been worded a little more carefully? I think that's why you've been misunderstood. Maybe you could put the pic on a disc instead of in a file on your pc?

27 Mar 2005

Quote by schweetie
Right click on file. Chose delete. It will be sent to recycle bin. Then open recycle bin and delete from there

This will delete from readily accessable memory.
The file will be embedded in the memory somewhere and if your kids are clever enough they might be able to find it even when you have done the above deleting.
Just keep your fingers crossed or make sure your kids aren't cyber nerds!!!

27 Mar 2005

Thanks, ok perhaps i could have worded it more clearly(though it was in there ) the recycle bin is by no means the end of any file it s still in the hard drive and my kids leave me standing when it comes to computors, think i ll just reply to the ads that don t want pic s ,as one member has just pointed out who s going to recognize me from a picture of my prick on a meet up unless i walk in with it out .
Dave

27 Mar 2005

Quote by littlemee
Right click on file. Chose delete. It will be sent to recycle bin. Then open recycle bin and delete from there

This will delete from readily accessable memory.
The file will be embedded in the memory somewhere and if your kids are clever enough they might be able to find it even when you have done the above deleting.
Just keep your fingers crossed or make sure your kids aren't cyber nerds!!!
Better still keep thing like that in a password protected file, where the kids can't get their hands on it. The only sure way to delete anything is to format your hard drive.
John

27 Mar 2005

Perhaps a picture of you anally self penetrating would prove your point ? It would be just as enticing and attractive as yet another close up dick shot .

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Davejw
Hi folks, a belated thanx to all for the warm welcome from my newbie post .(cheesy line alert)I have a question about a big problem! how do i provide photographic evidence as to the size of my old fella on the photo ads(it would take some balls for a fella to promise an oak tree and at a meet up have an acorn ) section(Dare to call into question :idea: but are the photo ads genuine i only ask this because i got an email from someone claiming to be a member and someone in chatroom saying they were mostly fakes) when my kids use the same pc as me?
As to the rest of this great site it does work fellas within my first week i met up with a great couple John & Julie thats nearly as quick as in the clubs.
Dave :bounce:

You asked about how to provide photographic evidence when your kids use the same pc as you. You didn't ask about removing the evidence confused

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Perhaps a picture of you anally self penetrating would prove your point ? It would be just as enticing and attractive as yet another close up dick shot .

:shock:

:lol:

27 Mar 2005

Now if i could do that silk i would nt be on here lol

27 Mar 2005

Bev hun you should learn to read between the lines, Thanx anyway though biggrin

Dave

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Davejw
Bev hun you should learn to read between the lines, Thanx anyway though
Dave

Maybe I should yes, for the people who ask for help about something then don't actually put what help they want.

27 Mar 2005

Och

27 Mar 2005

:roll: :roll:
(sorry Venus)

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Davejw
No peeps you miss my point which was how do i remove the picture of the aforementioned "old fella" from the bowels of of my pc so my kids don t see it by mistake?

Why dont you just go to "properties", choose hidden file then go to you folder optioons in "view" (if memory serves me) and click off show hidden files and folders.
When you want to get em again, just go back to the folder settings and click on "show"
Simple, none off this complicated erasing malarchy. I knew that and im a Mac user
You lot ain't half letting ya side down.
"Reese!!" come and give them all a lesson in PC operation basics 101
bolt

27 Mar 2005

Or just store it somewhere like this