Not the 9'o clock news!

10 Jun 2004

We have had Monty Python & Blackadder, is there any one else here a fan of "Not the 9'o clock News"?
Classic bits for us-
Just say kinda-lingers!
Hedgehog sandwich's / I like trucking!
Tory party conference speech!
Anyone Else's?

10 Jun 2004

"This is still a python-worshipping country!"
"I bloody don't eat daffodils you know"
"ball or aerosol?"

11 Jun 2004

very good both of them... but i would like something a bit more modern....
i am turning this into a FATHER TED parish........
go on, go on, go on........ biggrin

:D

11 Jun 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
We have had Monty Python & Blackadder, is there any one else here a fan of "Not the 9'o clock News"?
Classic bits for us-
Just say kinda-lingers!
Hedgehog sandwich's / I like trucking!
Tory party conference speech!
Anyone Else's?

Oh My God - I left the baby on the bus!
(Not the Nine O'Clock News fan here)

11 Jun 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Oh My God - I left the baby on the bus

I remember that bit very well (surprise, surprise). I can't remember how old I was at the time but I was quite shocked to see Pamela Stephenson standing there with her right boob hanging out. :shock: I almost didn't believe what I was seeing and by the time it had sunk in she'd disappeared!
Steve

11 Jun 2004

Cod ad with Pamela Stephenson in Airline Totty Uniform* behind a check in desk
To turgid businesssman
"Oooh Anerican Express , that will do nicely . Would you like to rub my tits?"
This was funny outrageous and made a serious point about the objectification of women all in a one liner.
Current favourites Little Britain , Have I got news for you .
* from memory , I could have scenario wrong .

11 Jun 2004

Do I hear measles? Measles madame? Thankyou, measles from the lady with the spots!!
When we captured Gerald he was of course wild.
Wild? I was absolutely livid!!!
Savage you're a bigot !!!
Thankyou sir !!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Oh, Happy Days!!

11 Jun 2004

Nice to see we are not the only swingers who enjoy a satirical sense of humour.
Our more modern favorites:-
My Family
Bremmner, Bird & Fortune
2D TV

11 Jun 2004

My favourite from "Not the 9 o'clock news" was the parody of the song "Nine to Five" which gradually got corrected by Rowan Atkinson until Pamela Stephenson was singing something like:
My baby takes the morning bus,
He spends all day with a whore
And then comes home and murders me.....
lol

Mike.

11 Jun 2004

Blimey - guess what tape i found in my collection last week and was listening too in the car! fantastic stuff was on it too. Many of the quotes already mentioned here and a few other crackers that i had long forgoten