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Not to make anyone feel threatened or anything............

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VenusnMars
Sex God
But look no further! We no longer need any of you guys out there, I`m sure this guy will sort us out nicely.........

Venusxxx
Mal
Mod
If he ever got a hard on, it would drain every drop of blood from his body - lot of good he would be to anyone then!!!
I'll just stick with mine - it works so much better :twisted: !
Mal
wink
warwick
Sex God
FFS where did you get my picture from confused:
Seriously though he wouldnt need to call the fire brigade :shock:
Fun365
Orgasminator
Not exactly well endowed , is he?
Paul
Mal
Mod
Quote by Fun365
Not exactly well endowed , is he?
Paul

Not really - he hasn't got a head!!! lol
Mal
:lol:
roger743
Sex God
ROTFLMAO! rotflmao :lol2: :rotflmao: :lol2: :rotflmao: :lol2: :rotflmao:
MrsFC
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Cough Cough !!!!!
Fun365
Orgasminator
Quote by MrsFC
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Cough Cough !!!!!

Mrs FC;
I'm not sure that 'cough , cough' sums that up well enough
Paul
sussexguy
Orgasminator
That's made me feel VVVVWE now lol
Could be handy for keeping drafts out though rolleyes
Unknown User
The only thing that comes to mind is,
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clare,xxx
Unknown User
Quote by bluexxx
I've seen bigger wink

Ssssshhhhhh!!.......I thought that was our 'little' secret?
Steve
easy
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
I've seen bigger wink

Ssssshhhhhh!!.......I thought that was our 'little' secret?
Steve
And he's available next Saturday night ladies. :wink: biggrin
free plug for you there Steve
mattius
Sexpert
i cant remember this pic being taken!!!!
sussexguy
Orgasminator
Quote by DreamerHelen
OUCH......no thank you..... wink

If you're out dogging avoid the guy in the car towing a 12ft trailer.
MikeNorth
Sex God
I didn't know they made rubber telegraph poles.
Mike.
Vicky_uk
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
No thank you his balls dont look suckable to me they are all lumpy confused
Unknown User
Wow, so the photo ads are true!!
VenusnMars
Sex God
Mars sent that picture to my email account! He has no idea where he found it......must have been the shock!
Venusxxx
piercedJon
Orgasminator
Quote by sussexguy
OUCH......no thank you..... wink

If you're out dogging avoid the guy in the car towing a 12ft trailer.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lovecommando
Sex God
Does he have to feed it mice?: lol :lol: :lol:
Wouldn't want to be his tailor though!....."And which side do you dress sir..?"
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
debbiewebs__90887
Warming the Bed
oo i can handle that no probs i had big babies rotflmao
love debbiexx :rose: bolt
westerross
Sex God
There's some woman somewhere walking around with his foreskin as a boob tube.
He must be the son of Methusela, the harlot of Jerusalem, who with one flick of her muscular wrist.......... er forget what comes next.