Note to all Mods and Admin - Do NOT lock this thread

6 Mar 2006

Quote by In another thread Sgt Bilko
you have to have a few threads locked before you are part of the gang here!!

So where the hell is mine then dunno

I demand it as my god given right to have at least one lock to my name. confused

Untill this happens I refuse to provide any more of the following, mouthy opinion's, poor grammer, spelling mistakes, or ego boosting flirting. :shock:
There that should do it smile

I think :?
:giggle: innocent

6 Mar 2006

ok your locked!!!!!

6 Mar 2006

damn i just realised i dont have powers rolleyes

6 Mar 2006

Quote by tina1
ok your locked!!!!!

Why thankyou miss now I feel acepted confused

6 Mar 2006

get the keys Sarg!!!!

6 Mar 2006

It is called 'positive action' - making allowances or special conditions for the disadvantaged lol

6 Mar 2006

Nope i'm here but i'm not posting untill I get my lock Mik69 is on strike. :shock: It'll never last not a chance i'll be able to keep my gob shut.

6 Mar 2006

Totally PMSL.........
Mike its easy buddy...
Not sure how but I find it just happens lol..
Mike x

6 Mar 2006

sure i saw a loch in scotland named after ya mik lol

.....will that do dunno

Quote by mik69
you have to have a few threads locked before you are part of the gang here!!

So where the hell is mine then :dunno: I demand it as my god given right to have at least one lock to my name. confused

Untill this happens I refuse to provide any more of the following, mouthy opinion's, poor grammer, spelling mistakes, or ego boosting flirting. :shock:
There that should do it smile

I think :?

6 Mar 2006

I can see NWC about someone tell her to fetch the keys. smile

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6 Mar 2006

Well it's obivious I can't stay quiet so i'll just have to chage my game plan from now on i'm only going to be helpfull and polite. confused

That'll get them worried.
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6 Mar 2006

Awwww, poor Mik. did you know you're the only person on the planet whose never had a thread locked, even my dogs getting in on the act

6 Mar 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Awwww, poor Mik. did you know you're the only person on the planet whose never had a thread locked]

So i've just found out meat, and tell your dog thanks for the suport its all welcome. smile

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6 Mar 2006

guess who just logged on :twisted:

6 Mar 2006

Quote by davej
guess who just logged on :twisted:

davej pretty please with sugar on top hit the magic button. worship

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6 Mar 2006

:
YOU ASKED >>>>>

The Locksmith.

6 Mar 2006

Or Even

6 Mar 2006

:whistling: :whistling:
Nice and quiet in her tonight, you up to anything Davej? Locked any threads lately?
OOOh Phred, what a lovely big lock, just a shame we havent got any use for it.
Right, off for a wander as everything is nice and quiet!
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

6 Mar 2006

Both good efforts Phredd and Meat but I still feel like an outsider amongst far superior poster's who all appear to have acheived the highest reward this site has to offer. confused

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6 Mar 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
:whistling: :whistling:
Nice and quiet in her tonight, you up to anything Davej? Locked any threads lately?
OOOh Phred, what a lovely big lock, just a shame we havent got any use for it.
Right, off for a wander as everything is nice and quiet!
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Come back you sod I thought you at least would want to get me in chains. :shock:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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6 Mar 2006

Quote by mik69
:whistling: :whistling:
Nice and quiet in her tonight, you up to anything Davej? Locked any threads lately?
OOOh Phred, what a lovely big lock, just a shame we havent got any use for it.
Right, off for a wander as everything is nice and quiet!
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Come back you sod I thought you at least would want to get me in chains. :shock:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Oh yes please, Mik in chains,
But I aint locking your thread :giggle:

6 Mar 2006

shhhhh mik, i don't think i've ever had a thread locked either, but don't tell anyone

6 Mar 2006

I'd like to help you out Mik, but they only issue me with 5 locks a night, Dawn brought two off me, something about shackles and bedsteads, fucked if I know what she's on about dunno

and MDR2000 is logged on and looks like being in all night, so I best save the other three. boink

....and as it happens your in good company cos I've never had a lock against me either lol

6 Mar 2006

i think there must be only 2 ways to shut mike up and get him back to normal
either suck his cock or lock his thread lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
and seeing as ive already tried to lock his thread and failed, i dont know what else to do redface

ops:

6 Mar 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
shhhhh mik, i don't think i've ever had a thread locked either, but don't tell anyone

Sorry Meat that was hrad for my old eyes to see so i've made it a tad larger. smile

See i'm being nice. confused

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6 Mar 2006

Quote by davej
I'd like to help you out Mik, but they only issue me with 5 locks a night, Dawn brought two off me, something about shackles and bedsteads, fucked if I know what she's on about and MDR2000 is logged on and looks like being in all night, so I best save the other three.
....and as it happens your in good company cos I've never had a lock against me either

Aww your all so sweet lol....
Mike xx

6 Mar 2006

Quote by tina1
i think there must be only 2 ways to shit mike up and get him back to normal
either suck his cock or lock his thread :lol: :lol: :lol:
and seeing as ive already tried to lock his thread and failed, i dont know what else to do ops:

I wouldn't suck a boiled sweet from his pocket, so you go for it and we'll wait for the report.

6 Mar 2006

Quote by tina1
i think there must be only 2 ways to shut mike up and get him back to normal
either suck his cock or lock his thread :lol: :lol: :lol:
and seeing as ive already tried to lock his thread and failed, i dont know what else to do ops:

Well if the offer is there since i'm being nice i'd love to accept. smile

( not classed as flirting as the lady offered ) I know theirs afirst for eveything. confused

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6 Mar 2006

Mik mate there is one way to get your thread lock virginity sorted :-
It will be very very dangerous so on your own shoulders be it wink

Get some fool to invoke a certain law lol

Now I said that to you in private as a friend so keep it to yourself.
Phredd

6 Mar 2006

MIk
Just get over it, you are not yet locked and move on! lol

:lol: