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Hi folks
Joined a few days ago and posted an ad (45965, in case you areinterested smile ) - have been lurking and reading lots of posts and will probably now take it down, as ISTM that you guys are really friendly, and ads aren't really where it's at!
Couldn't agree more with Roger in a recent post. What is it about some guys that makes them think that "any sluts wanna f*ck & s*ck" is a good chat up line? I was highly amused watching a guest get kicked out for persistent bad manners.
So I look forward to meeting some of you lot on here, and maybe in the flesh too wink
Bit worried - this looks rather addictive! I'm busy enough already (any other teachers out there?)!!
Richard
"It's easier to get forgiveness than permission"
thanks for swift welcoming! biggrin
I look forward to the madness...
...but think it's really probably time to go to bed now!
adios
Hi Ricky
Welcome to the forum :welcome: wave
Feel free to join in and make a fool of yourself (Gmanxxx does it all the time!!! lol )
You're right, this is addictive so get your sleep now while you can!!! :sleeping:
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then there is the military guy with ideas of grandness or a penchant for control....

dunno :shock: :shock: confused :? :?
Who's that then ?????
:welcome:
Hi Richard, Welcome to the forum. Hope you will have good time and fun with us here. and do not worry about addiction, we all are. lol. lol
Hiya Richard and :welcome: to S.H.A. (Swinging Heaven Anonymous) for forum addicts.
Don't listen to gman - I am well and truly bonkers too!
You'll have fun in here I'm sure - in the words of Douglas Adams - it's 'Mostly Harmless' so 'Dont Panic'. :shock:
Seriously though - it's a great place with some lovely people. And I'm sure you are not the only teacher on here (not me btw). OMG if only the parents knew (hee hee) rolleyes
Have fun and hope to chat soon!
And Gman - what is this about me having a trail of youngsters - makes me sound like a primary school teacher!
Hello Richard and welcome to SH!
Love the avatar! Professionally you will find yourself in good company, and socially you will find yourself in very good company. As for the slurs upon the general sanity of the forum... I will leave that to your own judgment! I look forward to your posts.
Have fun in the forum!
love Sappho xxx
Hiya Ricky wave
Have fun, chip in with your five pennies worth, and enjoy biggrin
welcome richard.. have fun..
and as for the slur on sanity..
steve
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steve mumbles and slopes off with a pencil up each nostril
Well Steve I can only speak for myself - but just at this present moment, I'm close to being a blubbering wreck! wink
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Don't listen to gman

:smug: :smug: :smug: :grin: :grin: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Well Hello Sarge!!!!!
Happy Friday!!
Alex x x
OOOH!! Hellllllllloooo Alex, that's your best avatar yet. :eeek: :eeek: Just what we need to warm the cockles in this weather wink
This really is a happy Friday xxxxxxx lol
Just what we need to warm the cockles in this weather

My cockles are certainly hot!! :shock:
yes, nice avatar, Alex!
You appear to be right about the good company - you all seem very nice. Insane, yes, but friendly and welcoming. I'd like to attend one of these "munch" things, but can't guarantee it.
This is bizarre. confused I'm logging in on my office computer, and our school ISP has blocked just about any site that can be considered "entertainment" (for example which is a computer music site. Apart from this one, which any kid could log into. Narrow escape when one of my sixth formers wandered into my office as I was reading earlier redface Managed to minimise quickly.
:welcome: too
I have the honour and privilege of being :jagsatwork: but I haven't DARED tried to log on from school - my office ceiling would cave in, the head would descend on a wire with great big white wings attached (think of Brazil) and cut my arms off!!
Enjoy being amongst us.
Boys, boys, boys!
I was just trying to liven up the friday a little!!!
Glad you like it though.
Jags, I wouldn't dare try from the office - we have a netwatcher so records your ip addy if you try an access a 'suspect' site!
!!)
Managed to minimise quickly.

know the feeling Ricky
Unfortunately not so easy to minimise other things as quickly !! (have to imagine Muriel in accounts spread over the photocopier to help there)
No Gman - lets keep the pics small and fuzzy - I look far better that way!
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Oh I doubt that and I know several will agree with me...
Gmanxxx

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Member of BAFA (Bigger Avatars For Alex)....
steve
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Member of BAFA (Bigger Avatars For Alex)....
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Alex
There is certainly nothing small about them..I would like to check out the fuzzy a little bit further...
Alas I have to get back to work...and explain the voluminous erection to my secretary (I lied about the last bit...the explaination part anyway!!)
Enjoy the rest of your day
XXX
Hi Ricky,
Welcome to the zoo. Pull up a zebra and sit down.
Artificer
Rural Correspondent and Assistant to Chief Poet.
Hey Ricky - you look a lot like Hugh Grant (is that his name - the one with the hooker? I'm no good with faces), but I'm sure you've been told that before wink
How do you know :shock: ?
Hiya, um, been so long since the beginning of the string, I have forgotten your name, rolleyes But I do remember I had a question = Rainbow, for the group, or the TV program? wink
lhk
er... blue... the avatar is Hugh Grant smile
Chosen because, apart from the glasses, the goatee and the red hair, I apparently resemble him. No really. But I'm much better looking. And more interesting .
and kitkat... neither the TV prog nor the group, although I liked both. Long story, not very interesting and rather complicated. It just seemed to fit. Strangely, I hate being called Ricky - much prefer Rich, but the nickname seemed to flow better with Ricky. Anyway, I'm rambling...
Off to join some more threads...
So, you're not Hugh Grant's long lost twin brother or something? Hope not, I don't think he's that good looking (ooops, no offence :shock: ).
But speaking of avatars, have you seen that Gman has changed into Kylie over night?????? Now there's a change I like to see happen more often to lots of people -hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :inlove: