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It has come to my attention that Shireen doesn't have enough to occupy her day and has restorted to reporting ads and photos to the Mods. Whilst we really appreciate this gesture she has made light of this 'duty' by appending witty/sarcastic/caustic comments to her reports thus distracting the Mods from theirduty to sort the wankers out!
Can anyone please suggest a fruitful/interesting/occupying task for Shireen to undertake whilst the Mods have a break to rest their poor wrists from the dangers of RSI - not to mention their faces from the constant laughter??
Serious suggestions only....
wink :wink:
Thanks Shireen for cheering up a very boring twatty job!!
kiss
reporting ads and photos to the Mods/quote]
Why would any one want to do this?
As a wedding planner I love photographs.......................
:shock:
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Sorry hun kiss rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You will be pleased to know that I start a new job on Monday and I dont know if I will be able to access the internet :giggle:
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Sorry hun kiss rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You will be pleased to know that I start a new job on Monday and I dont know if I will be able to access the internet :giggle:

So you may actually get some work done then eh......:rascal:
I'm sure I could find something to keep Shireen occupied for a while :twisted:
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I'm sure I could find something to keep Shireen occupied for a while :twisted:

Yeh............And me..........
Housework bolt
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I'm sure I could find something to keep Shireen occupied for a while :twisted:

I am on my way :twisted: :rascal:
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Yeh............And me..........
Housework bolt

Why change the habit of a lifetime?? dunno flipa
Serious suggestions........ confused :?
Ok thinking hard here...... rolleyes :roll:
Yep..... think I know one :idea: :idea:
How about make her be nice for a whole week?? Ok a Month then.....
No good? Would be fun
Nice thought though....
Mike xx
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Serious suggestions........ confused :?
Ok thinking hard here...... rolleyes :roll:
Yep..... think I know one :idea: :idea:
How about make her be nice for a whole week?? Ok a Month then.....
No good?
Nice thought though....
Mike xx

I'll have you know that Shireen IS ALREADY nice... at least in my experience, but then 'behaviour breeds behaviour'.
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It has come to my attention that Shireen doesn't have enough to occupy her day and has restorted to reporting ads and photos to the Mods. Whilst we really appreciate this gesture she has made light of this 'duty' by appending witty/sarcastic/caustic comments to her reports thus distracting the Mods from their duty to sort the wankers out!

I quite often report ads and things to the Mods.. I always resist the temptation to put my caustic comments on the end - maybe I shall in future! :smug:
Or maybe not! bolt
How about counting cars on her nearest motorway,whilst standing on one leg.....singing land of hope and glory.....
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How about counting cars on her nearest motorway,whilst standing on one leg.....singing land of hope and glory.....

confused :? :? That's plain mean dave sad
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How about counting cars on her nearest motorway,whilst standing on one leg.....singing land of hope and glory.....

I could never have got away with that .......
Not this week anyway lol. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mike xx
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I'll have you know that Shireen IS ALREADY nice... at least in my experience, but then 'behaviour breeds behaviour'.
wink

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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How about counting cars on her nearest motorway,whilst standing on one leg.....singing land of hope and glory.....

confused :? :? That's plain mean dave sad
I'm sure its just good humour rolleyes
Mike
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How about counting cars on her nearest motorway,whilst standing on one leg.....singing land of hope and glory.....

confused :? :? That's plain mean dave sad
Alright i'm sorry........you can pick the song instead! wink
Oooohhhh that's more like it dave biggrin
How about........ Erm............ confused :? :?
Something by Westlife :smug:
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I quite often report ads and things to the Mods.. I always resist the temptation to put my caustic comments on the end - maybe I shall in future! :smug:
Or maybe not! bolt

Caustic remarks like " You fucking uselss wankers, why are you letting this ad on here, they're timewasters!!" are not appreciated.
However, remarks like " You have got to look at this one - last time I saw an arse like this was at a zoo!" or "this guy has two hopes - and one of them is Bob" are much more entertaining and makes the job that little bit better to do! lol
Mal
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How about counting cars on her nearest motorway,whilst standing on one leg.....singing land of hope and glory.....

confused :? :? That's plain mean dave sad
Alright i'm sorry........you can pick the song instead! wink
And can she change legs???
I just wish that MORE people would take the time to report ads and put something back into the site in a positive way. We have about 6 people who regularly do this and a few others who intermittently do it. We have some people who 'report this ad' when they mean to 'reply to this ad' (now that's really funny!!)l we have some people who 'report this ad' when they mean to 'report this picture' (now that's really boring) and we get some people who get upset at some pictures, some people who get upset that others haven't got pictures and some people who are just plain nutters. :wink:
Could MORE of you please start reporting ads which break the site AUP please? Hidden or obvious email addresses. Hidden or obvious telephone numbers. Hidden or obvious spamming for other sites. Hidden or obvious commercial sexual activity. Hidden or obvious twats.
Thanks.
Now, more kiss :kiss: to the little band of Ad Reporters. Makes a change from newspaper Reporters!!
cool
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Oooohhhh that's more like it dave biggrin
How about........ Erm............ confused :? :?
Something by Pondlife :smug:

:giggle:
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Now, more kiss :kiss: to the little band of Ad Reporters. Makes a change from newspaper Reporters!!
cool

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Actually Jags you can answer this for me as you are a Mod - I sometimes feel I'm perhaps being a tattle tale and can you just reassure me (in any way you choose :rascalsmile that the owners of SH want the rules adhered to 100%.
I just hate the thought of any Mod thinking that I haven't got anything better to do or that I'm whinging! (Even if that IS true!)
Thank you in advance! lol
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Oooohhhh that's more like it dave biggrin
How about........ Erm............ confused :? :?
Something by Westlife :smug:

Fly me to the Moon??
Mack the knife?
You make me feel?
Change your mind.......
Obvious.....
Fool Again..
Blimy how many have they sung.......

Mike xx
Steve flipa :rude: :lol2:
I am off to perve redface I meant look for ad's that break the AUP.... bolt
I have to say I have seen things too that should maybe have been reported....
Always feel its somehow just a bit petty if I did though, there is alot of double standards at times. No not a dig Jags, its true!!
Is it a good idea to report honestly??
Mike x
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Oooohhhh that's more like it dave biggrin
How about........ Erm............ confused :? :?
Something by Westlife :smug:

Sod that.......back to Land of Hope and Glory.......i'm afraid! lol
Just report it, guys. It's not telling tales. We have a standard to maintain on your behalf, so we need to have extra eyes as we can't be everywhere all the time. You help us to keep the site as good as you want it to be.
Mal
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Just report it, guys. It's not telling tales. We have a standard to maintain on your behalf, so we need to have extra eyes as we can't be everywhere all the time. You help us to keep the site as good as you want it to be.
Mal
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Okies... I shall continue to do my duty!
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I get told off for reporting things... apparently I pick all the difficult ones out :giggle:
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It has come to my attention that Shireen doesn't have enough to occupy her day and has restorted to reporting ads and photos to the Mods. Whilst we really appreciate this gesture she has made light of this 'duty' by appending witty/sarcastic/caustic comments to her reports thus distracting the Mods

I couldn't imagine anyone reporting an ad or picture purely for comedy value could you kate innocent
Sorry about that again Jags kiss
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I get told off for reporting things... apparently I pick all the difficult ones out :giggle:

You picked out a hidden email address in the longest profile EVER written!! It took nearly 20 minutes to read it!
Who said I'm a slow reader??? :shock:
but still appreciated, celery lol
Mal
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