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How much for the wallet?
1 tin of cat food, 2 dog biscuits & a pair of tweed socks for:
"A once in a lifetime offer, a GENUINE Jiggles Eyelash"!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Quote by little gem
( NIL will probably bid on his cock! :gagged: what with his own being, well, needy of spectacles to see it properly, then additonal cock material may be needed for the required op! lol :P :love: you really babes ;) )
You're not the only one to fall asleep on him WBB, I do believe I have too. OH and WBB! you can't have all of him until our divorce papers come through. mad
He might try to bribe me with offers of goldfish and to buy neil back off blue for a substantial amount of the lovely swimming little critters, but I doubt it so I'm holding out for at least half of everything. :P Plus I don't think the sale was completed cos of one of Neil's very famous flounces! sad
So how much are you looking at giving me in the divorce Jigsy? Hmmm confused :lol:

Oh dear little Gem..i think this Jiggle guy is a serial bigamist as I too am his wife..bastard :shock: :cry: rolleyes
Minx xx
ill bid ten goats for his soul :twisted: :twisted:
I am feeling in a generous mood this evening, so I am willing to give my entire used tissue collection for Jiggle's funny bone.
Incidently, I suppose if someone tried to put the photos back together again, it would be a kind of Jig(gle)-Saw puzzle - errrrm or something like that!
seeing as there is still more to go around:
1 day-old hardboiled egg for the tongue
1 half-eaten pack of brie for the chest
and two packs of wine-gums for his name. (his real name not his alias)
...can't trade in goldfis as the cat would eat them.
xxx
ms ocky
I could do you a good deal on legs, theres a run on them at the moment, two squid the pair?
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981
Quote by foxylady 123
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Quote by ockysweeties
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
Quote by foxylady 123
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Yes but y'can still float Jiggle on the stock exchange and we could then buy shares!
Quote by ockysweeties
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well you know what men are like!!!
Anyway someone has show an interest in Mrs ockysweeties, is she up for grabs?
Quote by ockysweeties
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen. dunno
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off. evil smackbottom
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir worship
I think I need to visit the real world a little more. redface lol
Anyway someone has show an interest in Mrs ockysweeties, is she up for grabs?
From your avitar , You seem to have some interesting assets too !
Quote by easy
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen. dunno
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off. evil smackbottom
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir worship
I think I need to visit the real world a little more. redface lol
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested! wink
Oh well looks like we need an auction now ! please send me a catalogue !
Mffffff fmmmmmfffm mf mfmmfmfmfm
<rough translation> Where the bloody hell did this gag and handcuffs come from?????
</rough translation>
Quote by foxylady 123
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen. dunno
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off. evil smackbottom
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir worship
I think I need to visit the real world a little more. redface lol
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested! wink
oh NO!!! i didn't know!!! I was pulled away from the forums and into an msn chat - had I know the lovely ms. foxy was expecting my attentions (and my JD) I would have happily obliged... how can I repent?
Quote by ockysweeties
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen. dunno
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off. evil smackbottom
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir worship
I think I need to visit the real world a little more. redface lol
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested! wink
oh NO!!! i didn't know!!! I was pulled away from the forums and into an msn chat - had I know the lovely ms. foxy was expecting my attentions (and my JD) I would have happily obliged... how can I repent?
Its simple , i have had someone show an interest in mrs ocky, is she available?
Quote by easy
Mffffff fmmmmmfffm mf mfmmfmfmfm
<rough translation> Where the bloody hell did this gag and handcuffs come from?????
</rough translation>

Got you!!
now im taking you over to the other thread for sale!!!
Quote by ockysweeties
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen. dunno
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off. evil smackbottom
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir worship
I think I need to visit the real world a little more. redface lol
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested! wink
oh NO!!! i didn't know!!! I was pulled away from the forums and into an msn chat - had I know the lovely ms. foxy was expecting my attentions (and my JD) I would have happily obliged... how can I repent?
If you're talking about the GFZ incident re-read who posted. rolleyes :P :lol:
Quote by foxylady 123
Its simple , i have had someone show an interest in mrs ocky, is she available?

am i going to be gagged and handcuffed as well??
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Quote by easy
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981

Jiggle wrote me and told me he hadn't been paid yet and that bidding options were still available. I'm just acting upon request.
Jiggle has no say in this matter and the transaction between blonde has taken place, in fact hes over at her place now, the lying little tow rag!!!!
I was LIED too!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
grr... how dare he prey upon the well-meaning and goodhearted...
Well I did suggest dismembering him in the GFZ yesterday, but no-one seemed keen. dunno
Anyway Ocky, you can't talk about disappointments.
I was all set for a nice boozie jacuzzi with you, you stick your head round the door and I asked you in and you buggered off. evil smackbottom
*goes iff in a major sulk to deal with the rejection*
Hey I could go off in Neils old strop as he's bought a new one with all the money he's stolen from Mr. Davej, sir worship
I think I need to visit the real world a little more. redface lol
Now easy i reckon i could get a good price for you!!Wonder if Cait lin would be interested! wink
oh NO!!! i didn't know!!! I was pulled away from the forums and into an msn chat - had I know the lovely ms. foxy was expecting my attentions (and my JD) I would have happily obliged... how can I repent?
If you're talking about the GFZ incident re-read who posted. rolleyes :P :lol:
oops. sorry easy... off to beg for YOUR forgiveness now...
Quote by ockysweeties

Its simple , i have had someone show an interest in mrs ocky, is she available?

am i going to be gagged and handcuffed as well??
VEry probalby, hes like that biggrin
Quote by ockysweeties
oops. sorry easy... off to beg for YOUR forgiveness now...

Quote by ockysweeties
am i going to be gagged and handcuffed as well??

Not right at this moment.................. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Gimme a quick hug and we'll call it even (just watch where those hands of yours wander though. I'm a good boy).
I give you big hugs and some wine gums in your pm box
get them quick before they melt and get all over the harddrive of your computer!!!!
Quote by ockysweeties
I give you big hugs and some wine gums in your pm box
get them quick before they melt and get all over the harddrive of your computer!!!!

Oi!!!! Stop leading my stock astray.
Puts more handcuffs on Easy and fastens him to lamp post!!
:twisted: too late... I gave him a skeleton key and a shard of glass....