1 tin of cat food, 2 dog biscuits & a pair of tweed socks for:
"A once in a lifetime offer, a GENUINE Jiggles Eyelash"!
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
ill bid ten goats for his soul :twisted: :twisted:
I am feeling in a generous mood this evening, so I am willing to give my entire used tissue collection for Jiggle's funny bone.
Incidently, I suppose if someone tried to put the photos back together again, it would be a kind of Jig(gle)-Saw puzzle - errrrm or something like that!
seeing as there is still more to go around:
1 day-old hardboiled egg for the tongue
1 half-eaten pack of brie for the chest
and two packs of wine-gums for his name. (his real name not his alias)
...can't trade in goldfis as the cat would eat them.
xxx
ms ocky
I could do you a good deal on legs, theres a run on them at the moment, two squid the pair?
Hes already been sold, see kidnap thread, i f anyone else wants him see blonde.
Please not he does not have the legal right to sell himself and any attempt to do so would be in direct convention of the Sale of Goods Act 1981
Yes but y'can still float Jiggle on the stock exchange and we could then buy shares!
Anyway someone has show an interest in Mrs ockysweeties, is she up for grabs?
From your avitar , You seem to have some interesting assets too !
Oh well looks like we need an auction now ! please send me a catalogue !
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<rough translation> Where the bloody hell did this gag and handcuffs come from?????
</rough translation>
(Advert ) WANTED ! Your Unwanted bodyparts, free collection, best prices paid (Trade).
I give you big hugs and some wine gums in your pm box
get them quick before they melt and get all over the harddrive of your computer!!!!
:twisted: too late... I gave him a skeleton key and a shard of glass....