Warming the Bed
flirty........i think it's perhaps best if you stop thinking about carrots..........it's not healthy mate.........you could get addicted.........shane
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NUDIST BEACH ON KOS
Sex God
barking! absolutely flamin' barking! 
i've seen some blatant hijacks in my time but this takes the biscuit! dunno what kinda biscuit? possibly a hobnob, or a rich tea with a nice cup of . . well . . tea obviously!
now back on topic . . . . .
Flirty Fruitloop . . . you know what happened last time you went down the path of all things lettucey dontcha? got me right in the shit with Little Gem it did. said i shoulda told her she was a lettuce. well it's not in me usual repertoire of chat up lines, so calling her a lettuce never quite occurred to me!
if it buggers up me chances of a cucumber covered in lickylicky wossisname i'll blame you ok!
neil x x x ;)
i've seen some blatant hijacks in my time but this takes the biscuit! dunno what kinda biscuit? possibly a hobnob, or a rich tea with a nice cup of . . well . . tea obviously!
now back on topic . . . . .
Flirty Fruitloop . . . you know what happened last time you went down the path of all things lettucey dontcha? got me right in the shit with Little Gem it did. said i shoulda told her she was a lettuce. well it's not in me usual repertoire of chat up lines, so calling her a lettuce never quite occurred to me!
if it buggers up me chances of a cucumber covered in lickylicky wossisname i'll blame you ok!
neil x x x ;)
Warming the Bed
well butters..........you heared what flirty said........can you convince me to send you my email??????????????????flirty's very convincing with his ticklywicklywotshisface....shane
Sex God
been away for the weekend and me last pot of tzickytzacky tikilicky licklick has gone out of date..anyone got a spare pot to sell??
Warming the Bed
hope you and dino had a nice break hornyred..........butters999999 and flirty fruitcake have been keeping the thread going,i never dreamt it would do 100 posts..........thanks y'all..........shanexx
Shane - I think the person we have to thank most of all for this thread reaching the big 1-0-0 isn't a person at all - its a rabbit - ZORBA!
I see hornyred and dino have "been away for the weekend" - you just couldn't keep away from that NUDIST BEACH you two could you? :shock:
Zorba's going to send you a jar of his Tzickylickyzickylickyzuckylicky - He made it all by himself.
BUT - just WHAT is Zorba's SECRET INGREDIENT????
I see hornyred and dino have "been away for the weekend" - you just couldn't keep away from that NUDIST BEACH you two could you? :shock:
Zorba's going to send you a jar of his Tzickylickyzickylickyzuckylicky - He made it all by himself.
BUT - just WHAT is Zorba's SECRET INGREDIENT????
Sex God
we,ve been waiting all morning,spoons in hand,for our just been and guess what! no jar of tzicylickytzick lickylicklick :cry: did zorba put a stamp on it? . btw,great weekend 
I asked Zorba about this and he said "Bazouki maskouri bambino de vino stampo!"
Which roughly translated means:"What is a stamp?"
Also it turns out he addressed it:
TO:
HORNYRED AND DINO
SINGING HEAVEN
UK
..which means someone at SINGING Heaven is tucking in to a tasty jar of Tzickyzackylackylickylicky today! :doh:
Oh Zorba!
He will have to bring another jar to you in person - except,as said before,he's not a person - he's a rabbit.
He will have to bring you another jar in rabbit then.
Which roughly translated means:"What is a stamp?"
Also it turns out he addressed it:
TO:
HORNYRED AND DINO
SINGING HEAVEN
UK
..which means someone at SINGING Heaven is tucking in to a tasty jar of Tzickyzackylackylickylicky today! :doh:
Oh Zorba!
He will have to bring another jar to you in person - except,as said before,he's not a person - he's a rabbit.
He will have to bring you another jar in rabbit then.
Wow
thankgoodness somebodys found the plot at last
Its been missing for such a long time and everyones been blaming me for losing it
Well done Butters now lets just make sure we put it somewhere safe this time
oh and fruitloop I have bad news :cry:
I accidentally ate Zorba at lunch time
He was rather delicios with dumplings and washed down with a very reasonable Chianti
thankgoodness somebodys found the plot at last
Its been missing for such a long time and everyones been blaming me for losing it
Well done Butters now lets just make sure we put it somewhere safe this time
oh and fruitloop I have bad news :cry:
I accidentally ate Zorba at lunch time
He was rather delicios with dumplings and washed down with a very reasonable Chianti
Sex God
as i cast my gaze accross the night skyline of the north west,and look at the darkened sky,spattered with the silver shimmering stars i noticed a beam,,nay, shaft of heavenly light piercing the darkened view,,round about the wigan area. could it be,,,IT IS! the great spirit of HORBA 
as in the bible,when the star guided the kings to bethlehem,so HORBAS light will guide us to the wigan munch,behold its glory
as in the bible,when the star guided the kings to bethlehem,so HORBAS light will guide us to the wigan munch,behold its glory Yes,the light will guide you Northern Swingravers to your appointed place of commune.
The location must be kept top secret from the press.
Its being held in the temple of she that is known as WHIPPETPATRA.
The secret password to gain beautific entrification is HORBA HORBA.
No reason why you have to say it twice - it just sounds good.
The location must be kept top secret from the press.
Its being held in the temple of she that is known as WHIPPETPATRA.
The secret password to gain beautific entrification is HORBA HORBA.
No reason why you have to say it twice - it just sounds good.
Sex God
the light is only visible to us belivers and so is invisible to BE TO HORBA. and ZORBA and TZICKYZICKYLICKYLICKYLICKLICK and KOS and the temple of WHIPPETPATRA i,m begining to doubt my own sanity now
