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what great rabbit god will guide us to the gatley micro munch? tell us o shaman fruity, communicator to the immortal ones above
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NUDIST BEACH ON KOS
Sex God
zorba,horba,trinny n susannah in the gatley arms sharing a pot of tzickylickylackylickylicklick,kos lettuce,turkey breast n stuffin,carrot stew n shredded wheat mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh. did i forget anythin????
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Quote by butters999999we both failed the sane speak for the other we could we,d be quadrophonic ,,or summat like that
Have any of you three taken the sane test yet? Because if you pass then I’ll have sex with the lot of you at once in Trafalgar Square!
Insanity must be your middle names!
Warming the Bed
never mind what ZORBAS secret ingredient is i'd settle for a pot of whatever fruitys on.........shane
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Quote by shane2hi shane,your so right,,he,s as mad as a bucket of frogs and now he lives in bloody Gatley 5 mins from us :shock: !!!!!!
never mind what ZORBAS secret ingredient is i'd settle for a pot of whatever fruitys on.........shane
Warming the Bed
sounds like that one second is very important to fruity ..........sad ..........better let him have it his way..........you would'nt want to put his mental stability to task,would you???????it could do irrepuble damage.........shane
Warming the Bed
could'nt have been butters in trafalgar square flirty........she was home at the time making a beautiful carrot stew and i know kos she sent me a photo of it......supreme.....sublime perfect.......a tastier morsal you could never imagine.......i think i'm in LOVE SHANE..........and i got so carried away that i forgot to put kisses on my THANK YOU pm so here they are nowxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
That WASN'T butters in Trafalgar Square?
Oh God!
This man dressed like an 18th centuary Admiral or something wearing an eye patch was staring at us as well - with the eye he didn't have an eyepatch on - and don't mention the lions!
And the pidgeons.
And all the Japanese tourists taking pictures of us as we had sex with this,this - imposter!
Who was she?
Oh God!
This man dressed like an 18th centuary Admiral or something wearing an eye patch was staring at us as well - with the eye he didn't have an eyepatch on - and don't mention the lions!
And the pidgeons.
And all the Japanese tourists taking pictures of us as we had sex with this,this - imposter!
Who was she?
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just got back from trafalger square,,phew..dressed as butters 9989..dont think flirty guessed who i really was.i thought the smell of tzickylickytickylickylicklick on my breath might have given the game away but i reckon i got away with it ..he,s not how i imagined him to look like.. dont breathe a word . p.s. that zorba,s a stayer 
Warming the Bed
never mind if flirty knew who you were......what about dino?did'nt he wonder were you'd gone?........and what about the scratches on your bum from that randy rabbit?????he's bound to see those........YES i was that 18th century admiral........but i won't tell flirty.....shane
Quote by hornyred and dino
just got back from trafalger square,,phew..dressed as butters 9989..dont think flirty guessed who i really was.i thought the smell of tzickylickytickylickylicklick on my breath might have given the game away but i reckon i got away with it ..he,s not how i imagined him to look like.. dont breathe a word . p.s. that zorba,s a stayer
hornyred - it was you!
You weren't how I imagined you would look like either - because of your crafty butters 99 disguise!
But Zorba's not the only stayer around here is he?
There were no complaints when I came back for a second
and a third
and a fourth
and..etc
Quote by shane2
never mind if flirty knew who you were......what about dino?did'nt he wonder were you'd gone?........and what about the scratches on your bum from that randy rabbit?????he's bound to see those........YES i was that 18th century admiral........but i won't tell flirty.....shane
Shane - the job with Admiral car insurance - its in the bag for you now!
Warming the Bed
butters is right flirty you should have known it was'nt her .........i mean ..........if you did'nt recognise the carrots.......you should have recognise the DISH they were in.........shame on you.........shane
A man who calls himself WARWICK CASTLE calls ME delusional 
butters - the craftily disguised hornyred had a carrot in her hand - Zorba was licking it in moments - and that got me so turned on,just watching it,you Admiral Shane extended his telescope as far as it could Japanese tourists were clicking away and the Pidgeons were all a flutter -
- and then hornyred said "Do you want to join in BIG BOY?"
It was like a dream - I succumbed to it and gave and passed that carrot back and forth - even the Admiral nearly got himself a taste of the action.
Trafalgar Square has never seen anything like it.
butters - the craftily disguised hornyred had a carrot in her hand - Zorba was licking it in moments - and that got me so turned on,just watching it,you Admiral Shane extended his telescope as far as it could Japanese tourists were clicking away and the Pidgeons were all a flutter -
- and then hornyred said "Do you want to join in BIG BOY?"
It was like a dream - I succumbed to it and gave and passed that carrot back and forth - even the Admiral nearly got himself a taste of the action.
Trafalgar Square has never seen anything like it.
