Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side. How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time", or, alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?
Seems to work for the blokes!!
(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)