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Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side. How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time", or, alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?
Seems to work for the blokes!!
rolleyes
(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)
I know just wot u need Jules if you're so grumpy........
A Grumpy Old Git to cheer you up.
GOG51
Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side. How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time", or, alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?
Seems to work for the blokes!!
rolleyes
(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)

Do you feel better now for getting that off your chest ??? lol . Hope you have better luck a getting a woman than i have sad
Let me know the secret when you succeed confused
xxxxx
ooooooooh girly fun mmm
all good it is.
Have fun Juliett
sorry Julie to hear you so upset, what was it that some obviously indiotic male did to so annoy you, I can assure you that not all of us males think with our little head without regards for the results
Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side.

Ok then Juliet, you asked for it. Why don't you just turn over and let me explore your other side? wink
Or would you prefer me to turn over so that you can explore my other side? :shock:
Quote by juliett49
How to go about it that's the thing. Do I put an ad in the women seeking women section stating "man hating bitch with a crappy attitude, grumpy as hell in the morning, grumpy as hell after a two hour bus journey home from work, in fact grumpy as hell all the fecking time".

I know how to cure what ails ya!
I've been wondering whether I should put an add up too......
Chris
Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!

Julliet hun :love:
That is not true . How could I treat you in such a way lol
Fred:
lol
Quote by gurl
alternatively, do I just turn up to a munch and grope the first lady that takes my eye?

So if I should happen to be, innocently stood, just inside the doorway?........................
Too late - I'm already standing there. Just leaning against the doorjam waiting for her to come out really. innocent :whistling: :whistling:
SO Gurl - get in bleeding line!!!!! mad :x
Jules, would you like a lift to the next munch :twisted:
Bev
xx
Quote by juliett49
grope the first lady

I'm pretty sure that "Dubya" would consider that grounds for another war wink
Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
So, I've decided to explore my 'other' side.

A great idea, then you can discover that women too can be the guilty ones in the next Trisha show "My partner is a lying cheat and I want them to take a lie-detector test even though I already know the answer"
Enjoy the otherside anyway, but not because its a last resort!!!
Quote by juliett49
Right, that's it, i've had enough of men. You're all the bloody same. You lot wouldn't know the truth if it came and bit you on the bum!
rolleyes
(by the way, that was all a bit tongue in cheek, but only a bit)

Im sure most females have felt like that sometime. Im afraid there is only one cure, its like falling off a bike, you have to climb staraight back on !! find a different one and think of it as theraphy!!
well said foxy lady...and juliet I have 16 gears, adjustable seat and cum complete with a pump !!!! Anyone for a test ride !!!
Men.......... pah........... who needs them. :P
Ok, any spare guys form a line to the left so I can work my way through you all after Jules has finished with me and moved onto her next woman! :P
Seriously, men are easy to work out, much easier than women.
Blokes want one of three things... sex, food, the remote control
;)
Take care Jules. kiss
sad
Bye = I know when I am not wanted wink
Going to put the Anorak on now and do some train spoting
biggrin
Fred
Its a bit like pick and mix at Tesco

Do they do that in all the major supermarkets then? Surely you wouldn't want to be seen as favouring one or another supermarket would you?
Bev
xx
lol
we can always take care of each other while we are waiting for Jules! ;)
Gem. x *skips off thinking about groups of girls at munches! biggrin
Methinks, Bev is cheating

Gurl, I am hurt and wounded that you could think such a thing, my motives were purely friendly lol :lol: wink
Bev
xx
Quote by freckledbird
Jules, would you like a lift to the next munch :twisted:
Bev
xx

Don't worry ladies, she already has a lift. I'm there as security, so you'll have to deal with me first in order to get to her....
Thanks Bev hun, I have a lift.
And now I also have a lift of gorgeous females I just can't wait to say hello to.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
you'll have to deal with me first

How ever would we do that Chris ?
Answers on a postcard lol
Bev
xx
It would actually be quite dificult for me to give Jules a lift, as I'm not actually going, by the way confused
Bev
xx
Im not going either Bev.
Do you want to make an arrangement so we can not go together, I do so hate not going on my own.
Ps Im off men too, well actually Ive never been on them confused
lol Warwick. My hubby will be stocktaking too, that weekend, so I'll be on my own as well :cry: :cry:
Bev
xx
Awwww Bev why arent you going? I'm distraught now
:cry:
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Don't worry ladies, she already has a lift. I'm there as security, so you'll have to deal with me first in order to get to her....

Ooooo Marms! biggrin
How am I supposed to concentrate with thoughts like this in my head! :D redface
Warwick, I'd gladly fetch your coat for you sugar! ;) Cept I'm not going to essex munchie munch either! Oh well..... next time! :twisted:
Gem. x ;)
Pah! distraught! You have a list of ladies forming an orderly queue confused
Chris is working too, so he won't be home. It's a long way to go and leave the kids alone and they're too big to be babysat. Paranoid mum here.
Bev
xx
Quote by freckledbird
It would actually be quite dificult for me to give Jules a lift, as I'm not actually going, by the way confused
Bev
xx

Which weekend re we talking about? Have we mentioned a specific munch yet?