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Master of Sex
you may have seen this post b4 but,erm well i dont care. whats everyones fav tipple.?
cmon spill the beans,and the most embarrassing thing youve done whilst intoxicated.
mines becks in bottles and jacobs creek wine.
most embsn thing i did when i was 18 i got totally mashed ,got took home by the local plod who walked me to my door,as he opened the door for me i vomited all up his legs and polished , i spent my 18th in a cell! laaavly jaaably rodney. redface
OOh mine depends on my mood really,fave is Malibu and lemonade,a bit deadly as it doesnt hit till ive had too many!
But i love baileys too and white wine if its a good one!! :cheers:
Sex God
Vodka
Smirnoff ice
Most embarrassing moment isn't really that bad now I think about it
An 18th Birthday part that came with free booze. After chucking up in the ladies while crying that Ian wouldn't love me any more a friend offered to take us home. Before I could get in the car I had to go pee. So I did it in the car park redface nothing wrong with that, we have all done it.
But later in the evening some cars were stolen so the police had to sit and watch all the CCTV footage surprisedops: So somewhere there is a clip of me with my nice black dress up round my waist :oops: :oops: :oops:
Dawn :silly:
Sexlightened
Caffreys for me I'm afraid... Enjoy my ale.
Most embarrassing moment was when I was 17. Got unbeileivably drunk and stoned... cracked my head on a pavement that jumped out and attacked me, and then spent half the night crawling round the front garden on all fours. Parents were not impressed.....
It was either that or the spirderman impression I did on holiday when we lost the key to the first floor apartment. I climbed up at the end of the building and started clambering across everyon'es balcony, only to fall about 10 foot flat on my face. Got straight back up and clambered across again. Got to our patio window and found it was locked, so I put my foot through it and cut my arm reaching through to unlock it. Still have a scar on my arm and I couldn't walk properly for the rest of the holiday as I twisted my knee when I fell.... Strange how you don't feel pain when you're really drunk... lol
I'm much better behaved now :angel:
Master of Sex
nice stories here all very funny,drink eh? and its LEGAL.
Orgasminator
Black Russian vodka, tia maria, Kahlúa, coke
or zombies white rum, dark rum, whiskey,lemonade, vodka
Most embarrassing moment being banned from a central london pub for playing a very rude drinking game at one saturday afternoon.
Warming the Bed
Current favourite tipple is rose wine - white zinfandel preferably! Obviously don't drink enough of it as I don't have any embarassing drunk moments to share...
Must try harder smackbottom
Warming the Bed
boring reply - i seem to be in a boring frame of mind at the moment - i love strong coffee made with freshly ground beans or a good single malt whisky.
Mind you there is also the thing with cranberry juice, vodka and champagne - ocean breeze I think it's called - maybe needs lime juice too???
mine was cider and some green stuff, i got drunk as a skunk and decided to nip over to see the boyfriend. Bare in mind i lived in barrack blocks (ex forces) and men and women werent allowed in each others block. On the way there was a goal post which i decided to climb and a fence which i scissor jumped and cut my leg up. When i got to the block i sneaked in and knocked on his next door neighbours room, to tell him i didnt want to get caught so could he smuggle me next door. Which he did unfortunately he was a forces police man, fortunately he saw the funny side of it. I was 18 and never touched cider since.
Master of Sex
evil stuff the drink of satan,i do like it in the summer though. :twisted:
mines gotta be malibu to ........mixed with lemonade
oooooo it has terrible effect s on me
most embarrising moment..when drunk
laughing so much at me mate who'd fell over
and i wee'd meself
did i care noooooooooo
i just carried on danceing
omg shame of it i still blush when i think of it
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A nice cool bottle of snapple............bloody lovely! biggrin
KinkyLizard

Hiya Kinks
Never heard of snapple :shock: :shock:
Mine depends - happy with a pint of lager, black russian, white wine spritzer or a really nice rioja
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nicer with a vodka in it.

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A nice cool bottle of snapple............bloody lovely! biggrin
KinkyLizard <-------- snapple devotee
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Well when you get your aching limbs round here you can try a bottle! biggrin
KinkyLizard <-------- snapple devotee

I think my bus pass will get me there sometime in the not too distant future :D :D
Orgasminator
my fav drink is vodka and diet coke
Also love red wine - but wine makes me v drunk v quick and when Im drunk Im either sleepy or mischievious.
Never mind Snapple,what was the one with the bear saying "Its frothy man"?Cresta was it?(Note to anyone born after 1860:the reason YOU'VE never heard of it is..they don't make it anymore!)