Office Fun

30 Oct 2003

(posted here at the request of the delicious Kit.... or is it..... oh never mind)
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hi, I have an office in north worcestershire and work alone (its a busy building with 5 other companies here tho so theres a decent 'feelsafe' factor).
I get lots of visitors in my job so lady callers would not 'raise eyebrows'.
My office hours are mon - fri to so if u fancy a coffee and a chat give me a bell...... thereafter..... who knows?
Please post below if interested and I'll PM u my number
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Oh and btw I did read the Office Mendacity post...... yeugh

30 Oct 2003

Well, it was Kat actually, but I'll accept compliments where ever I can get them.
Original Message
So what can we get up to in Tim's office? be gentle though - he is easily frightened :twisted:
lhk
Kat

30 Oct 2003

There's always the trusty 'photocopying your sexy bits', as long as it's not a shared facility!! And NEVER get the photocopier mixed up with the shredder ! redface

Mal

30 Oct 2003

sorry Mal, thats a bit too obvious..... plus I use a HP v70..... I'd get me danglies minced.....

30 Oct 2003

Fridays are for office fun! My partner usually calls to collect me from the office. Everyone in my office leaves early on a Friday so we often get up to some antics!!!
Apart from the bosses desk (oh yeah!), I like the board room table best as I have a meeting there every Monday morning and it's hilarious trying to sit there with a straight face remembering what you've done. I work with the most straight laced bunch of people you are ever likely to meet, if I ever got caught...oh dear!!
Just adds to the thrill though!! :twisted: :twisted:

30 Oct 2003

Lucky Blue Eyes biggrin

Monday morning meetings, remembering what you had done on the table on the Friday, must be easier to bear? wink

Sex in the workplace certainly adds to the fun :D
Anyone else got any office experiences to share? rolleyes

30 Oct 2003

Looks once again at the left hand side menu bar and Office Mendacity smacks me in the face every time

Kat - there is nothing better than that...
x xx x

30 Oct 2003

Kat - there is nothing better than that...

Anytime

I have to have a read myself every now and again!
I shall have to do another one sometime, don't I owe a story??
lhk

30 Oct 2003

Don't think you OWE a story but I think WE deserve one!!!!
Just as long as I am sexy, tempting, irresistable and take charge then I'll be happy... but you will need to be shared with Bluexxx, Heather and any other female who wants....
licks lips in anticipation
kiss

:kiss:

30 Oct 2003

Just as long as I am sexy, tempting, irresistable and take charge then I'll be happy... but you will need to be shared with Bluexxx, Heather and any other female who wants....

OK, if you insist, thats a hot date with me, you, Bluexxx, Heather, Mandy (can't miss Mandy out), could anyone else who wants to be involved please let me know! 8)
lhk
Kat

30 Oct 2003

could anyone else who wants to be involved please let me know!

Me...Me...Me smile

Aw shucks, I'm a guy :cry:
If I left my helmet on would that be OK????

30 Oct 2003

jumps up and down putting hand in air*
Me too!!!!!!!
biggrin

30 Oct 2003

Quote by Bikerguy82
If I left my helmet on would that be OK????

NO!! Cos then we can't snog you or look into your dreamy eyes!!
You're eyes ARE dreamy aren't they??????

30 Oct 2003

You're eyes ARE dreamy aren't they??????

Dreamy like pools.......Pools of driven slush.
No no Biker, stop mixing your metophors....If I have to take it off can I at least have my boots on?

31 Oct 2003

Sorry Bikerguy, but as I recall, the original agreement was for me to be in charge and indulge all my wildest whims with the aformentioned visions of lovelieness.
Of course, originally it was just 2 visions of loveliness, now, I've got Jags, Blue, Heather, Mandy and BlueEyes. Life is so cruel sometimes. - not! :twisted:
Oh, Kit has just offered to keep you amused if you are free?? Being as she appears to have the night off lol

. Helmet off again, unless your tongue is long enough to get out the visor bit, but leathers and boots are fine to start with.
lhk
Kat + Kit
xxxx

31 Oct 2003

Well Kat
I can't let you soldier on alone in the face of overwhelming odds lol

. I will, as normal, lay my life on the line to assist you by doing whatever it takes :boxing: - THEY SHALL NOT PASS !!!
Well, maybe :grin:
Mal
wink

31 Oct 2003

Quote by KitKat
Sorry Bikerguy, but as I recall, the original agreement was for me to be in charge and indulge all my wildest whims with the aformentioned visions of lovelieness.

OK I give up...Take me I'm yours. Helmet and all :shock:
How do you get sticky blue fur off leather??

31 Oct 2003

How do you know you're going to get sticky blue stuff on your helmet??? Jumping the gun BG????
lol

31 Oct 2003

How do you know you're going to get sticky blue stuff on your helmet??? Jumping the gun BG????

I can only dream....And besides, it pays to be prepared!! lol

31 Oct 2003

Then get the helmet off... lol

:lol:

31 Oct 2003

How do you get sticky blue fur off leather??

Never tried it myself, but RVM says his grandmother always used to swear by imersing yourself in a tub of hot tar while wearing your leathers, ensuring complete coverage from head to foot. Leave the tub, and stand very still until it hardens.
The sticky blue fur comes straight off with the hardened tar.
Let me know how you get on
lhk
Kat

31 Oct 2003

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

31 Oct 2003

The sticky blue fur comes straight off with the hardened tar.

Mmmmm mmm mmmmmm mmmmmm. smile

Mmm mmm mmmmmm!!!!
:shock: :shock:

1 Nov 2003

Nice :shock:

1 Nov 2003

Sorry, I'll let RVM know that one doesn't work either!
Anyone got a wheelbarrow big enough for a red helmeted stiffy???
lol

lhk
Kat

2 Nov 2003

Am I to late to be included with all the others?? I want to take part..... I maybe new but up for a bit of written fun!!
Kute Kitty xx wink

2 Nov 2003

'course not Kute Kitty, I am sure I can fit in you. wink

lhk
Kat

2 Nov 2003

Quote by kutekittykruiser
I want to take part....

Just help me get this bloody tar off.....And I thought these people were my friends wink