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Sex God
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Sex God
Martin
I'll go and review the clubs for you, :P
BUT
You going to pay the membership fees?
and
Are you going to come with me?
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I'll go and review the clubs for you, :P
BUT
You going to pay the membership fees?
and
Are you going to come with me?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Sex God
we reckon `secret squirrel` should go do some undercover investigations!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we only ever put up reviews about clubs we like - or liked at the time......
the horrible places... we just warn friends not to go , tho its down to them at the end of the day
wouldnt want to upset people with bad reviews , as we`ve been in the middle of a few forum slanging matches between different clubs
we only ever put up reviews about clubs we like - or liked at the time......
the horrible places... we just warn friends not to go , tho its down to them at the end of the day
wouldnt want to upset people with bad reviews , as we`ve been in the middle of a few forum slanging matches between different clubs
Sex God
think the mouse buttons sticking
dont know why
dont know why
Casanova
Can someone please PM me when this thread gets back "on topic", as I'd like to help out if I can.
Orgasminator
Sarah for you anything!!
Ok then lets get this back on topic, we would like to have official reviews done of all the clubs that we have listed. There needs to be a report or editorial covered for each one in a sensible and constructive format covering pricing, service, facilities etc etc.
We could then display clubs rated by our research and results.
Ok then lets get this back on topic, we would like to have official reviews done of all the clubs that we have listed. There needs to be a report or editorial covered for each one in a sensible and constructive format covering pricing, service, facilities etc etc.
We could then display clubs rated by our research and results.
Sex God
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Sarah for you anything!!
Ok then lets get this back on topic, we would like to have official reviews done of all the clubs that we have listed. There needs to be a report or editorial covered for each one in a sensible and constructive format covering pricing, service, facilities etc etc.
We could then display clubs rated by our research and results.
Ok Martin
When are we having our first meet and at which club??
Orgasminator
Sarah
I am flattered at the request being "The Milk Tray Man" and all ,but looking a your lovely picture I am not sure if you will have "Enough Furr" for me???/
I am flattered at the request being "The Milk Tray Man" and all ,but looking a your lovely picture I am not sure if you will have "Enough Furr" for me???/
Sex God
I would offer to help but think I am the only person who went to a Swingers club and refused to take my towel off to get in the jacuzzi, ended up just paddling my feet in the end
Dont think I would be any good at this reviewing business
Dont think I would be any good at this reviewing business
Sex God
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I would offer to help but think I am the only person who went to a Swingers club and refused to take my towel off to get in the jacuzzi, ended up just paddling my feet in the end
Dont think I would be any good at this reviewing business
don`t blame you....
can`t see the point of putting on make up , nice clothes doing hair etc-
only to get in the jacussi and wind up looking like a drowned rat!!!!!
Sex God
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: : Orgasminator
That is just simply so funny Wait until Noel sees that!
Wait until Noel sees that! 
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: this thread has had me in stitches
Casanova
Quote by twos_company
I would offer to help but think I am the only person who went to a Swingers club and refused to take my towel off to get in the jacuzzi, ended up just paddling my feet in the end
Dont think I would be any good at this reviewing business
don`t blame you....
can`t see the point of putting on make up , nice clothes doing hair etc-
only to get in the jacussi and wind up looking like a drowned rat!!!!!
Not all swingers clubs are based on the towel-wearing sauna'n'jacuzzi theme. Xtasia and Liberty Elite are based on a Nightclub theme, and the Private Club is based on a brothel.
Oops, sorry, that was a bit misleading. the Private Club isn't based on a brothel, it IS a brothel.
Does the Management want reviews of Brothels as well :shock: , and if so, will they pay for the "expenses" ???
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Not all swingers clubs are based on the towel-wearing sauna'n'jacuzzi theme. Xtasia and Liberty Elite are based on a Nightclub theme, and the Private Club is based on a brothel.
Has Libby's took out the jacuzzi then?????
They've still got it, and Xtasia have one too...but the point is that the whole club doesn't centre around it..At these clubs you can take care over your appearance, chill, socialise, drink, dance, bonk, or whatever, and not have to get wet, or stripped down to the lowest common denominator.
It's not like Chameleons where if you aren't stripped into a towel within nanoseconds of arriving, you are asked to depart again. (OK slight exageration there, maybe...
) ok, here are the club reviews of the clubs that i have been, as i'm not to hot on spelling, grammar and not to good at composing long reviews they might be a bit short
g-spot --- small
x-tasia --- big
chams --- big with lots of little rooms
GOE --- was nice but burned down
hope these help :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
shaz x
g-spot --- small
x-tasia --- big
chams --- big with lots of little rooms
GOE --- was nice but burned down
hope these help :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
shaz x
Quote by partyman
It's not like Chameleons where if you aren't stripped into a towel within nanoseconds of arriving, you are asked to depart again. (OK slight exageration there, maybe...
I don't wear a towel at Chemeleons
The last time I went I just stayed in the outfit I arrived in all night - black thigh length boots, red stockings, red crotchless knickers and a black strappy top. I just put my coat in the locker.
Yet I have to admit - I do love a guy in a towel. There is something so sexy about it - accessability :twisted:
