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Quote by Waterpistol
I've got a cold so I blame the lemsip

Stay away from the NightNurse then, it can make you hallucinate :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
You do realise that once your here you cant leave
So it would seem ... can someone tell these people to unshackle me as I've got things to do this afternoon :P
Quote by tim-jas
Stay away from the NightNurse then, it can make you hallucinate
That will explain the strange visions that I've been having since signing up
Quote by redstilletto
im a woman i blame my hormones :shock:
I'm a man ~ I'll blame your hormones too ;)
and I will say hello to you man he he nice to know i aint the only one new here lol
I can't believe how I managed to get this many posts in less than a day. Is this a bad sign?
Quote by redstilletto
you still here cool
No I'm not :P
OK I am here really ~ I think I have developed an addictive personality disorder :grin:
Waterpistol!!!!!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is crazy :lol2: ...... have you been to the loo, or eaten anything since you joined?
confused
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Waterpistol!!!!!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is crazy :lol2: ...... have you been to the loo, or eaten anything since you joined?
confused

I have my means lol

:lol:
OMG :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Waterpistol
Waterpistol!!!!!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is crazy :lol2: ...... have you been to the loo, or eaten anything since you joined?
confused

I have my means lol

:lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I thought we were bad with a beer fridge in the bedroom :shock:
Jas
XXX
:shock: i think mr pistol has left the building
:twisted:
Quote by Waterpistol
take the plunge and throw myself in.

hmmmmmmm?
Well we have a jacuzzi in the GFZ, but I'd climb in carefully - if you throw yourself in who might do yourself a misschief (ooooops, MissC - that could be misinterpretted - sorry).
Anyway a big hello from me too WP!
Alex x
Quote by redstilletto
:shock: i think mr pistol has left the building
:twisted:
Don't be so sure wink
Quote by Alexandra
take the plunge and throw myself in.

hmmmmmmm?
Well we have a jacuzzi in the GFZ, but I'd climb in carefully - if you throw yourself in who might do yourself a misschiefI seem to be in up to my neck already ~ I'll be needing a snorkel soon
Thanks for the hello btw biggrin
hope he is still about
we need nutters like that
and Red Stilletto
Gilbey
cool awww dilbert ......you say the nicest things
Red darlink
we nutters must support one another, now where did we leave Easy
Gilbey
Nutters in here? I better be careful to avoid them then
i like the kinda nuts you suck the chocolate off ....slowly :twisted:
id love to stay and play but i have to go to work dam...........
Quote by redstilletto
i like the kinda nuts you suck the chocolate off ....slowly :twisted:
...........

so do you want me to use hot chocolate, white or dark? and do you want the chocolate to harden before you start? :twisted:
Gilbert choc cover nuts is me! smile
I know I am very late on this thread but hello anyway...
its taken me days to read it all, one thing that occured to me though...your'e not called Tony are you, there seems to be more than a hint of Blair about your piccy! Might account for you not wishing to reveal too much of yourself! (Ok I know he's older than you - may be your brother?)
xxx rolleyes
Quote by love2
Iyour'e not called Tony are you, there seems to be more than a hint of Blair about your piccy! Might account for you not wishing to reveal too much of yourself!:
Haha ... I had an uncle Tony once, but he was an Essex bus driver. Still would have done a better job of running the country though. biggrin
It's nice to know that I'm not the only newbie sticking his toes in the water!
I've wandered through the forum and the chatroom and you guys are a lot of fun - there are some very witty people around here! It's good to know that there's more of a spirit of community and fun about the place rather than just the sleazy shag-hunters!
My apologies to all for not having set up an ad yet - I kinda just wanted to get to know the place a bit first! Serious question (and I apologise if this has been covered before - point me to the right thread if it has!) but how did you all feel when it came to posting your ads, especially pictures? You all seem like genuine fun people but there must be concerns about having your details hijacked or getting stuff you don't want from ghost ads?
Am I just being over-cautious or even paranoid? You all seem pretty comfortable with this place - which is a good sign! - how many of you actually know each other personally or are many of the relationships here just virtual?!
Sorry, that's a lot of questions - Waterpistol, I didn't mean to hijack your thread!
Cheers, all!
Gryphon
(edited for the typos, that's all!)
Gryphon
Welcome
enjoy
Gilbert