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cool mmm i have nt been on here long but yep ive noticed it to
i like the banter between the loonies on here ....and sex is my fav subject wink
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sex is my fav subject wink
Well I guess there has to be a slight fondness for the subject in order to join here in the first place :wink:
found the site by accident actually looking for some new knitting patterns :twisted:
Now that is just downright depraved :shock:
tell me more :twisted:
knit one pearl one shag one suck one?
Gilbert
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found the site by accident actually looking for some new knitting patterns :twisted:

Yeah I found it by accident too while trying to decide whether to take swimming or typing lessons - stumbled in here and it looks like you can do both.
:welcome: - Waterpistol
Cheers
CQ
BTW - dilbert - have you changed your name because your fed up of folk making fun of your funny shaped balls
I actually found this place a while ago. Someone had posted the link in a car forum thinking it was funny. lol
I still can't remember my opriginal username though and the list is far too long to trapse all the way through.
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[quote="BTW - dilbert - have you changed your name because your fed up of folk making fun of your funny shaped balls

CQ
you leave the shape of my balls alone!! well actually I do not mean that
now getting back to the thread
Hi waterpistol, hope you are feeling welcomed!!!
but watch out for the nutters they are all around
and do not even mention the Pixies
and then there are those damned clever Goldfish
Waterpistol you have been warned!!!
Gilbert Dilbert
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knit one pearl one shag one suck one?
Gilbert

aaaaa he knows me to well
nice british summer weather were havein here my day off and it has'nt stopped raining confused
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol :lol: :lol:
Yeah thanks, I feel like I'm at home already ~ I gues this means I can leave my socks in the corner and not do any washing up for a week. biggrin
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Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol :lol: :lol:
hello there ... fascinating website you have there ~ very, erm, arty wink
Hello and welcome :wave2:
Jas
XXX
I was just looking at the ads thing here. Shame there isn't a category for 'men seeking whatever they can bloody get' biggrin
I would put my picture up but the internet can be a very puiblic place at times
You have an - how shall I put this?..... an "interesting" view of art, Waterpistol lol :lol: :lol: .... I'd say my www is more porn than art, but hey, who's complaining................. OK, yeah, I like the idea of producing erotic art cool 8-) 8-)
Who is that then? in your avatar
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Cheers
CQ
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Who is that then? in your avatar
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Cheers
CQ
Well it's a little bit of me but not the whole of me
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hey, who's complaining
Complaining? ... did you hear me moaning? ;)
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hey, who's complaining
Complaining? ... did you hear me moaning? ;)
I heard it, I heard it!!!!!! It happened right before you said oh yessssssssss, oh here it cums!
:smile2:
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I heard it, I heard it!!!!!! It happened right before you said oh yessssssssss, oh here it cums!
Damn, and I had my hand over my mouth
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And don't forget we got Davej wandering around aimlessly somewhere - yelling at some poor bugger, instead of talking nicely, cos he's got water in his ears rolleyes
Davej >>>>

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I'll never be able to look at Davej in the same way now. lol :lol:
Hi waterpistol, :welcome: to the site.
the little bit is cool in your av mr water pistol eyes say a lot about a person :shock:
oooo im such a flirt
great aint it :twisted:
Aint there some rules about you guys sticking my picture up without my permission?
liberty I call it a damn liberty....
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the little bit is cool in your av mr water pistol eyes say a lot about a person :shock:
God knows what mine say about me then :shock:
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the little bit is cool in your av mr water pistol eyes say a lot about a person :shock:
God knows what mine say about me then :shock:
I need a kip?... dunno
ahhh fishing for compliments is a great sport
cool
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ahhh fishing for compliments is a great sport
cool
Well we've been swimming so I thought fishing would follow on just nicely wink
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i smell fish fingers
its ok im in a loopy mood today
I've got a cold so I blame the lemsip
Hiya waterpistol,looks like your already getting to know the nutters round here,
You do realise that once your here you cant leave :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Welcome btw!!!! biggrin
Clare,xxx
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