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frying bacon and I am on a diet banghead :banghead: :banghead:
DD :upset:
might i suggest you read the 'a-z of fetish' thread and google a few choice words. I don't think I'll be able to eat for a week.
H.x
Lol ... not read that, but I don't get put off my food easily ... hence the need to battle with a too healthy apetite redface
Maybe if I visualised the said bacon covered in blowflies that would help :uhoh:
DD
Quote by H-x
might i suggest you read the 'a-z of fetish' thread and google a few choice words. I don't think I'll be able to eat for a week.
H.x

:shock:
If only I were put off my food that easily!
I was eating some rather ripe stilton when I looked up the word 'munting' and now feel quite ill. I think my imagination gland is a little overactive.
H.x
Quote by H-x
I was eating some rather ripe stilton when I looked up the word 'munting' and now feel quite ill. I think my imagination gland is a little overactive.
H.x

Stilton? *sick emoticon here*
Certain senses seem to have the dial turned up to high - Stilton is too strong a cheese for me!
Anyway H I can't see what your problem is with munting? dunno
Your Query of 'munting' Resulted in 1 Matches
From The AND Dictionary
Displaying Items 1 through 1
Definitions
muntin
munting
noun
1.
A vertical framing piece that separates the panels of a door.
Etymology: 14c: from French montant, from monter to rise.

wink
Quote by H-x
I was eating some rather ripe stilton when I looked up the word 'munting' and now feel quite ill. I think my imagination gland is a little overactive.
H.x

She doesn't like cheese Gromit. :shock:
Or socks wink
Did I hear that right? redface
Quote by H-x
I was eating some rather ripe stilton when I looked up the word 'munting' and now feel quite ill. I think my imagination gland is a little overactive.
H.x

just looked the meaning up and it says
Munting : especially used in joiner's work
Well that seems right on a swingers site and not that awful :giggle:
DD wink
I like strong flavours. Selective but extreme. cool
H.x
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I like strong flavours. Selective but extreme. cool
H.x

You must be a Marmite lover then :thumbup:
DD bolt
Did someone say Marmite mmmmmm :bounce:
Quote by devondelight
I like strong flavours. Selective but extreme. cool
H.x

You must be a Marmite lover then :thumbup:
DD bolt
I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Do some people not like Marmite?......
How odd!!!!
H.x
Quote by H-x
I like strong flavours. Selective but extreme. cool
H.x

You must be a Marmite lover then :thumbup:
DD bolt
I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Do some people not like Marmite?......
How odd!!!!
H.x
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
DD : :rascal:
Quote by devondelight
I like strong flavours. Selective but extreme. cool
H.x

You must be a Marmite lover then :thumbup:
DD bolt
wink
I dont think Marmite goes down well on here. :cry:
My Marmite flavoured Condoms are not selling very well. :lol2:
Phredd
Oh hi Fwed .. nice to hear from you again. Try Marmite on toast it sells much better and strawberry or chocolate flavouring for condoms sells much better wink
DD xxx
oh my god marmite...horrible stuff,once kissed a girl who had just had some marmite :censored: horrible..was nearly sick...
but as they say..each to there own rolleyes :roll:
Yep, us marmite lovers don't like sharing.
H.x
Quote by devondelight
Oh hi Fwed .. nice to hear from you again. Try Marmite on toast it sells much better and strawberry or chocolate flavouring for condoms sells much better wink
DD xxx

Sell !! sod off, they can get them free on the NHS including banana flavour :lol2:
Phredd
Ummmm marmite and cheese together now your talking :inlove: on crackers yummy!
nicky
marmite and cheese on toast topped with anchovies and nutmeg.
.......no, I'm not pregnant. Just wierd.
H.x
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62772.html?highlight=
Just for those wanting to vote rotflmao
Sorry to those that have been round and round this mulberry bush loads of time ...
at least its got my mind off the bacon smell next door lolol
DD
thank god for that......i'll stick to me lemon curd rolleyes :roll:
Quote by H-x
marmite and cheese on toast topped with anchovies and nutmeg.
.......no, I'm not pregnant. Just wierd.
H.x

i love em all........ but surely not together... surely
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frying bacon and I am on a diet banghead :banghead: :banghead:
DD :upset:

then have some grilled with fresh tomato and scrambled egg :lickface:
Never mind bacon & diets luv
where've you been ? smackbottom no leave application, nothing :dry:
Have some crispy bacon on doorstep bread with fresh butter & HP sauce from me , and good to see ya posting :thumbup:
Quote by devondelight
frying bacon and I am on a diet banghead :banghead: :banghead:
DD :upset:

Oi! You can't just come in 'ere and start talking about bacon without telling yer fans why you've been depriving us of your company.
Lovely to see you! kiss
Quote by DeeCee
marmite and cheese on toast topped with anchovies and nutmeg.
.......no, I'm not pregnant. Just wierd.
H.x

i love em all........ but surely not together... surely
Like all things in life, don't knock it till you've tried it.
H.x
Quote by H-x
marmite and cheese on toast topped with anchovies and nutmeg.
.......no, I'm not pregnant. Just wierd.
H.x

i love em all........ but surely not together... surely
Like all things in life, don't knock it till you've tried it.
H.x
lol
My son loves marmite and peanut butter in a sandwich (animal he is) wink
Phredd
How about a nice peanut butter and salad sandwich lol
You can get peanutbutter with yeast extract. Saves the risk of contaminating both the marmite and peanut butter confused
Quote by Kiss_Me
Stilton? *sick emoticon here*


Here ya go - have this one on me ;-) :lol2:
T-J xx