My nine year old is struttingaround the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx
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OH MY GOD NO!!!!!!!!
Sex God
oohhh tricky one venus.
gotta be tough love tho i'm afraid. much as it pains you, it's best nipped in the bud before he starts wearing burberry caps and asking for sovereign rings for his birthday! either that, or buy him a skateboard, baggy jeans and black nailpolish, and steer him gently down the road to sensitive mosher-dom?
n x x x :P
gotta be tough love tho i'm afraid. much as it pains you, it's best nipped in the bud before he starts wearing burberry caps and asking for sovereign rings for his birthday! either that, or buy him a skateboard, baggy jeans and black nailpolish, and steer him gently down the road to sensitive mosher-dom?
n x x x :P
Nah never its just him being creative + you get a laugh into the bargin about it and a few memories to tell his girlfriends when he's older also you can use this information as blackmail cause its the sort of thing kids never live down when they are older hehehe 
Some call it sick I call it character building ;)
Some call it sick I call it character building ;) Quote by VenusnMars
My nine year old is strutting around the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx
Pete told me to tell you all the best people come from the east end of London!!!!!!! :hunk:
Dunno where he got lost then!!!!!
Quote by Calista
My nine year old is strutting around the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx
Pete told me to tell you all the best people come from the east end of London!!!!!!! :hunk:
Dunno where he got lost then!!!!!
Are you sure he didn't say "all the pissed people"?
best/pissed, sound kinda similar, I think you mis-heard.
Sex God
Quote by Calista
My nine year old is strutting around the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx
Pete told me to tell you all the best people come from the east end of London!!!!!!! :hunk:
Dunno where he got lost then!!!!!
He's from south of the river isn't he? :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by easy
My nine year old is strutting around the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx
Pete told me to tell you all the best people come from the east end of London!!!!!!! :hunk:
Dunno where he got lost then!!!!!
He's from south of the river isn't he? :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Ooooh the language he spouted off then :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll give you the edited version ......... out of about 20 words ....
NO!!!
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Ooooh the language he spouted off then :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll give you the edited version ......... out of about 20 words ....
NO!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Oh Dear Lord!!! My sympathies Venus.
Will suddenly realises with horror that he and Sappho have all this to look forward to in about nine years time - only DOUBLE :shock:
Checks small print of contract] Nope! Still can't see anything in there about twins!
Will
Off in search of another bottle and the corkscrew!
Will suddenly realises with horror that he and Sappho have all this to look forward to in about nine years time - only DOUBLE :shock:
Checks small print of contract] Nope! Still can't see anything in there about twins!
Will
Off in search of another bottle and the corkscrew!
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I can relate to that one Arkan lol
I have more problems with my darlings now than I did when they were littleuns!
xanaisx
What makes it worse anais... our other boy (19 yr old) and our daughter (13 yr old) fight like cat and dog, (she always wins), and the oldest winds the buggers up to it.
And what really puts the top hat on it, I'm 57 in two days time, and I'm getting too bloody old for it... Perils of marrying a girl 10 yrs younger than me... that however has its up side as well :twisted:
Master of Sex
Quote by VenusnMars
My nine year old is strutting around the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx
Don't worry, Venus. Based upon my similar experience with one of my sons, he'll grow out of it ................... in about 12 years!!! (I'd go for the hard and heavy option!)
Quote by NLondonJohn
My nine year old is strutting around the living room, has adopted a cockney accent, and is telling me he is cool! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quick! What do I do?! I do have something hard and heavy at hand............or shall I just tell him to get his arse up the apples and pairs?!
Oh good god, he just called me `Luv` :scared:
Leaning in favour of hard and heavy........
Venusxxx
Don't worry, Venus. Based upon my similar experience with one of my sons, he'll grow out of it ................... in about 12 years!!! (I'd go for the hard and heavy option!)
But don't forget that all-important photographic evidence for use in future years :twisted:
Don't panic...my 8 year old has just finished a 3 day run of having an Australian accent 
....even asking if we can have some snags for tea cobba
I really must make sure neighbours is switched off at all times :gagged:
Rest assured normal service will be resumed they thave to get these things outa their systems. All is not lost..
....even asking if we can have some snags for tea cobba I really must make sure neighbours is switched off at all times :gagged:
Rest assured normal service will be resumed they thave to get these things outa their systems. All is not lost..
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But don't forget that all-important photographic evidence for use in future years :twisted:
Oh, without a doubt! I already have one of him strutting down the road in his `business` suit with a clipboard, in order to go round a mates to discuss his new `Icecream and Icelolly business (not to play, don`t even think about suggesting play, did that, suffered the consequences :scared
The business, which in his immortal words `I started yesterday morning but forgot about til this afternoon. I sacked so and so, because she was too bossy!`
This time next year he`ll be a millionaire!
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by neilinleedsThis is the best course of action , well done neil :thumbup: moshers are known to be passive and quiet when out of a "live moshy gig" type enviroment. they are polite and curtious (they do this because its not the reaction the older generation are expecting from them ) They are the 21st century love n peace brigade
oohhh tricky one venus.
gotta be tough love tho i'm afraid. much as it pains you, it's best nipped in the bud before he starts wearing burberry caps and asking for sovereign rings for his birthday! either that, or buy him a skateboard, baggy jeans and black nailpolish, and steer him gently down the road to sensitive mosher-dom?
n x x x :P
