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Though I don't think i'd be suitable to do the actual writhing around in the oil and stuff I know I could do the pouring of oil and the relaxation talkover bi,t I have the voice for it and I can talk the talk. And I know Mrs Lost would be into the sensuality of it all big time.
Sex God
Shhhh, don't shout too loud or George Dub'ya will be over to invade your party in the name of peace 
Quote by redpantherman
Oooohh this sounds like fun
(little britan quote)
I'm a lady, I don't have testicles.
Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.
Bollocks.
And if you reattach the wire from your eyes to your brain, rather than your groin, you'll see that no-one said it was ladies only, blondie. :lol:
:DI saw the lovely and gorgeous Dawn Porter in this programme and have to agree it looked so sensual and sexy. Not sure where you guys are thinking about organising it but would love to give it a go, although despite being strangers to you all who've posted somehow think we may have slight nervous giggles in between mind blowing tingles of excitement.
Quote by matt-clare-brum
I saw the lovely and gorgeous Dawn Porter in this programme and have to agree it looked so sensual and sexy. Not sure where you guys are thinking about organising it but would love to give it a go, although despite being strangers to you all who've posted somehow think we may have slight nervous giggles in between mind blowing tingles of excitement.
Willkommen, Bienvenue, :welcome:
Quote by Witchy
Oooohh this sounds like fun
(little britan quote)
I'm a lady, I don't have testicles.
Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.
Bollocks.
And if you reattach the wire from your eyes to your brain, rather than your groin, you'll see that no-one said it was ladies only, blondie. :lol:
Ah Sugar Puff Daddy is thinking it was a Pussy Posse only shout ( and for the last time Red NO you can't join in! )
though it is a very scrummy idea :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by corrie2010
I am sure that the odd bloke or two would join in
Not sure if I'm 'odd' but I'd be there just name the time, date, and venue :twisted:
Quote by Witchy
I saw the lovely and gorgeous Dawn Porter in this programme and have to agree it looked so sensual and sexy. Not sure where you guys are thinking about organising it but would love to give it a go, although despite being strangers to you all who've posted somehow think we may have slight nervous giggles in between mind blowing tingles of excitement.
Willkommen, Bienvenue, :welcome:
why thank you Miss Witchy x
Sex God
Ello Matt-Clare-Brum 
Anyway...
I have to admit, I did think about asking to come along and writhe with the rest of you. But then I did think twice about asking to join in.... with all the talk of diesel and tarpouline.... and then that Missy is involved, sooooooooo, somewhere a huge disaster in a Dave_Notts styleeeee is only around the corner ...
I made the mistake of typing 'birds in oil' into a well known search engine....
Unfortunately, the image didn't exactly tally with your erotic lascivious descriptions!
:uhoh:
...this was the poor bird that broke the imagination's back, so to speak.
:shock:
LG. x
Anyway...
I have to admit, I did think about asking to come along and writhe with the rest of you. But then I did think twice about asking to join in.... with all the talk of diesel and tarpouline.... and then that Missy is involved, sooooooooo, somewhere a huge disaster in a Dave_Notts styleeeee is only around the corner
...I made the mistake of typing 'birds in oil' into a well known search engine....
Unfortunately, the image didn't exactly tally with your erotic lascivious descriptions!
:uhoh:
...this was the poor bird that broke the imagination's back, so to speak.
:shock:
LG. x Sex God
If you wanted to talk filth, you only had to PM me. :rascal: ;)The reality of this will mean you need to have a shower the size of the QE2, a hot water supply to rival several million shower worths and a years supply of 'Head & Shoulders'. :lol:
The shower bit sounds more fun than the oil! :lol:
Sex God
OMG!!! I wanna do this too sounds fab!!!!!!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooohh this sounds like fun
(little britan quote)
I'm a lady, I don't have testicles.
Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.
Bollocks.
And if you reattach the wire from your eyes to your brain, rather than your groin, you'll see that no-one said it was ladies only, blondie. :lol:
Ah Sugar Puff Daddy is thinking it was a Pussy Posse only shout ( and for the last time Red NO you can't join in! )
though it is a very scrummy idea :twisted:
Awwwww go on... I'll let you fondle my lady testicles! :twisted:
Sex God
Sounds bloody fantastic to me. :twisted:
Me - easily led??
Shall I bring the balsamic vinegar for the salad with the meal after?
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Me - easily led??
Shall I bring the balsamic vinegar for the salad with the meal after?
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Quote by westerross
Sounds bloody fantastic to me. :twisted:
Me - easily led??
Shall I bring the balsamic vinegar for the salad with the meal after?
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Oh Chooon your optimism is wonderful
Like you're gonna be able to chew food through the grin you'll have :lol2:
Need to get it sorted, trying to find a venue that can take loads of oily people at the mo, next thing is to chat Lost up to talk us all through it, then the dates gotta be set..... or preferably all 3 things organised at the same time - I don't know where to start
can't find a venue that can contain this event at the mo :( Sex God
Can I have the extra virgin please???
By the way Missy I don't think a plastic sheet is going to contain what I have in mind.....
Is it possible to blow bubbles in olive oil?
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By the way Missy I don't think a plastic sheet is going to contain what I have in mind.....
Is it possible to blow bubbles in olive oil?
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Sex God
Blow bubbles in olive oil? :shock:
Now I'm soooooo not in for this.
I've got this horrid image of someone stood with some red diesel pouring it out of a flithy ex-army surplus rusty metal canaster, a bubble machine popping out olive oil bubbles every few seconds, the most evil and non relaxing opera wailing in the background while a load of bods wriggle about on a stretch of blue plastic situated in a 1960's decorated front room that smells slightly of boiled cabbage and soup.
Can't think why I'm no longer finding this erotic.
:lol:
LG. x What a fabulous idea. it could be such a sensual event.
Got to be dim, got to be warm, and got to be good oils lol....
Please count me in, (with a partner)... and I will have a think about venues if you haven't found anywhere yet.
I might have to practice with some friends at home first lol ....
m8y
Got to be dim, got to be warm, and got to be good oils lol....
Please count me in, (with a partner)... and I will have a think about venues if you haven't found anywhere yet.
I might have to practice with some friends at home first lol ....
m8y
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Blow bubbles in olive oil? :shock:
Now I'm soooooo not in for this.
I've got this horrid image of someone stood with some red diesel pouring it out of a flithy ex-army surplus rusty metal canaster, a bubble machine popping out olive oil bubbles every few seconds, the most evil and non relaxing opera wailing in the background while a load of bods wriggle about on a stretch of blue plastic situated in a 1960's decorated front room that smells slightly of boiled cabbage and soup.
Can't think why I'm no longer finding this erotic.
:lol:
:laughabove: Oh LG... you are hilarious! :giggle:
