Ok Boys.................and Girls

20 Jan 2006

Pete's gone to bed early because he's doing overtime tomorrow :cry:
I'm wide awake, I'm bored, so entertain me biggrin

Let's make this a silly, talk about the first thing that comes into your head thread wink

What do I want to talk about? Socks....................or more specifically, socks with holes in the toes. Why is it always your big toe that makes the hole? Even if you keep your toemails cut short you STILL end up with a hole.......................and then your toe pokes through, your sock gets tighter around your toe.............and it hurts! So what do you do with holey socks? Darn them or bin them?

20 Jan 2006

think the holes in socks are from to tightly fitting shoes! dunno

as for me i have 30+ pairs of exactly the same socks so if i get a hole in one i just throw the sock with a hole away smile

then the next time it happens i can make another pair up biggrin

20 Jan 2006

The first thing that springs to mind is get your ass over to the GFZ we have mik69 and dreaca chained to the jecuzzi :twisted:

20 Jan 2006

Yeh come over just giving them a

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

20 Jan 2006

Quote by lovejoy68
as for me i have 30+ pairs of exactly the same socks so if i get a hole in one i just throw the sock with a hole away then the next time it happens i can make another pair up

That is SO a man thing! :D

20 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa

as for me i have 30+ pairs of exactly the same socks so if i get a hole in one i just throw the sock with a hole away then the next time it happens i can make another pair up

That is SO a man thing! :D
not sure about a man thing but its good when waking up with a hangover (not that i get them anymore) & you dont need to worry about going to work with odd socks on :D :D

20 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
Pete's gone to bed early because he's doing overtime tomorrow :cry:
I'm wide awake, I'm bored, so entertain me
Let's make this a silly, talk about the first thing that comes into your head thread
What do I want to talk about? Socks....................or more specifically, socks with holes in the toes. Why is it always your big toe that makes the hole? Even if you keep your toemails cut short you STILL end up with a hole.......................and then your toe pokes through, your sock gets tighter around your toe.............and it hurts! So what do you do with holey socks? Darn them or bin them?

Damn Lissa you must be bored lol

Wake Pete up tp save us :lol:
We all love ya really :D Oh i almost forgot Bin them!! I dont do darning :lol:

20 Jan 2006

Ok I am not talking about the geek at a party!!
And my socks don't have holes cuz the other half doesn't like them and refuses to mend such small cheap insignificant items, so they disappear before the world and his dog sees them.
No, I am interested in the far more important occurrence.
I refer to the disappearing sock!!
Where does it go, who is responsible for its disappearance??
She indoors who toils so long and hard over the weekly chores, and the washing, seems to think it enters sock heaven via the washing machine!
Me, I am open to suggestions, as I am not the one studying for a FD I don't feel educated enough to come to a conclusion.
So come on all you clever clogs, where does the Odd Sock go??

20 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa
So what do you do with holey socks? Darn them or bin them?

i thought everyone did as i do.....................just cut the hole bigger so that it's comfortable :idea: biggrin

21 Jan 2006

Ah.................the old disappearing sock!
I think it's either an invisible sock eating monster which lives in the washing machine................or a very small black hole that only a single sock at a time will fall into. confused

21 Jan 2006

Quote by daverover
So come on all you clever clogs, where does the Odd Sock go??

The odd sock never goes away! It just stays hidden until you throw the matching sock away!! then it reappears lol

21 Jan 2006

Quote by jesster

So come on all you clever clogs, where does the Odd Sock go??

The odd sock never goes away! It just stays hidden until you throw the matching sock away!! then it reappears lol

Ah....................but where does it go to hide?
Is there a parallel universe filled with single socks....................a kind of footwear swinging heaven?

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Lissa

So come on all you clever clogs, where does the Odd Sock go??

The odd sock never goes away! It just stays hidden until you throw the matching sock away!! then it reappears lol

Ah....................but where does it go to hide?
Is there a parallel universe filled with single socks....................a kind of footwear swinging heaven?
where does it go to hide? that is the question! One to which we will never know the answer!!!
If my socks are swinging without me, i want to know why am i being left out!! do my socks think my feet smell?? Do my socks feel they are too big for me?? Do they think they are better than me?? Maybe i need smaller socks!!! Maybe i need to drink less on a Friday night :lol:

21 Jan 2006

put a sock in it for god's sake!! rolleyes

and darning everytime!!! biggrin

:D :D

21 Jan 2006

Quote by jesster
where does it go to hide? that is the question! One to which we will never know the answer!!!

I've done a lot of research on this and I believe that the conclusive answer is Cleethorpes biggrin

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity
I've done a lot of research on this and I believe that the conclusive answer is Cleethorpes

I cant believe that one of my socks have ended up in Cleethorpes lol

What worries me is that you have done the research and found one of me socks to Cleethorpes :shock:
Any chance you can reunite a lost sock with its partner :lol:

21 Jan 2006

Can i join this chat ....cant sleep and no cam invites

21 Jan 2006

Serendipity - The tendancy to find interesting socks by chance :shock:

21 Jan 2006

Why is there only one monopolies and mergers commission?

21 Jan 2006

socks are good, espically when they are the only thing you happening to be wearing

21 Jan 2006

Quote by jesster
Serendipity - The tendancy to find interesting socks by chance :shock:

:giggle:
Actually Jesster I have your sock (I know it's yours, it has a name tag sewn in ito it) - please follow my instructions carefully.
Put Â£50 in used, unmarked notes into the sock you still have.
Stretch a condom over the cock (ribbed or strawberry), soggy notes are no good.
Please leave this under a bush in the dogging section and go home.
Come back an hour later and you will find both socks reunited for you to collect.
Do not contact the police, if you do, I will abduct the other sock and you will never see either of them again!
Only you have the power to save your sock now!!
:twisted:

21 Jan 2006

my socks smell redface

....................well my shoes do which make my socks smell..........................its occupational hazard..... jens socks dont...........but her feet do when she wears her brown leather shoes lol

21 Jan 2006

Because even if life seems like its going great for you, you need one thing to pull you back down and prepare you for the shit that just might hit the fan.
Mind you, my socks get lost in the abyss (also known as the wash), before I get the chance to make holes in them. :lol2:

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity
Serendipity - The tendancy to find interesting socks by chance :shock:

:giggle:
Actually Jesster I have your sock (I know it's yours, it has a name tag sewn in ito it) - please follow my instructions carefully.
Put Â£50 in used, unmarked notes into the sock you still have.
Stretch a condom over thecock (ribbed or strawberry), soggy notes are no good.
Please leave this under a bush in the dogging section and go home.
Come back an hour later and you will find both socks reunited for you to collect.
Do not contact the police, if you do, I will abduct the other sock and you will never see either of them again!
Only you have the power to save your sock now!!
:twisted:
Serendipity I do believe you've gone cock eyed on this one dear rolleyes

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity
Serendipity - The tendancy to find interesting Cocks by chance :shock:

:giggle:
Actually Jesster I have your Cock (I know it's yours, it has a name tag sewn in ito it) - please follow my instructions carefully.
Put Â£50 in used, unmarked notes into the Cock you still have.
Stretch a condom over the Cock(ribbed or strawberry), soggy notes are no good.
Please leave this under a bush in the dogging section and go home.
Come back an hour later and you will find both Cocks reunited for you to collect.
Do not contact the police, if you do, I will abduct the other Cock and you will never see either of them again!
Only you have the power to save your Cock now!!
:twisted:
just cum in from a bender last night - vision somewhat impaired... are we talking about socks or cocks?
:crazy:

21 Jan 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Serendipity - The tendancy to find interesting Cocks by chance :shock:

:giggle:
Come back an hour later and you will find both Cocks reunited for you to collect.
Do not contact the police, if you do, I will abduct the other Cock and you will never see either of them again!
Only you have the power to save your Cock now!!
:twisted:
just cum in from a bender last night - vision somewhat impaired... are we talking about socks or cocks?
:crazy:
Jesster has TWO cocks?????????
Bugger.................never noticed that out Dogging.....................all that prospective DP I've missed out on :cry:
biggrin

:D :D

21 Jan 2006

Socks!! Cocks!! what did i drink last night lol

Went to put the ransom in my single sock and would you believe it!! its disappeared!!! Has Serendipity chanced upon another of my socks to double the ranson mad

:lol:

Quote by Lissa
Jesster has TWO cocks?????????
Bugger.................never noticed that out Dogging.....................all that prospective DP I've missed out on :cry:
:D :D

:D A certain lady makes me feel like a man with 2 cocks :D

21 Jan 2006

Hmmmmm I'm very suspicous, that said sock when I typed it....I think the typo gremlin has been in to have a little fiddle :shock:
So, Â£50 Jesster or the socks and the cocks get it!! wink

21 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity
So, Â£50 Jesster or the socks and the cocks get it!!

Ok, Ok But i need time to get the unmarked notes together!! (stalling tactic :wink: Well it works in the films lol

)
dont hurt the socks, or more importantly the cocks biggrin

Oh and i want to see and talk to them to make sure they are allright before i hand over the money :lol:

21 Jan 2006

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
This thread is getting worse!
What have I started :shock: