Ok guys, i think we should have put it in the "lets meet up section", but we always read all three sections every time we log on, are we not normal.
Linda and I have put out an offer, a very genuine offer, go check it out, under "very genuine offer" a few posts down.
She is thinking of converting to the cloth and becoming a nun, she thinks that the guys have either gone off her or that there are no well endowed guys out there, oh well.
Mark and Linda
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OK, It may be in the wrong section, "but for F%*K sake
You've got my full sympathies, mate. Too many fantasists....
My problem is I've got a gaggle of chaps after me that can't read maps.
What's happened to the Surrey lads? Did some spaceship waft them all away? What use is a Scouser to me? I can't be arsed to go that far - I even get my groceries over the Internet - just for a quick shag?
Mark, Linda, if I get any Northerner spares with big knobs I'll pass them on...
Hxx
My problem is I've got a gaggle of chaps after me that can't read maps.
What's happened to the Surrey lads? Did some spaceship waft them all away? What use is a Scouser to me? I can't be arsed to go that far - I even get my groceries over the Internet - just for a quick shag?
Mark, Linda, if I get any Northerner spares with big knobs I'll pass them on...
Hxx
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Well, I could tell you all a funny story about a guy who drove for 3 hours (one way) to fulfill a fantasy that just wasn't the same as reality, but I won't as he might be reading this :shock: 
. But if anyone is contemplating making a 6 hour all round trip to meet for some naughty business, just make sure it is what you really want!
. But if anyone is contemplating making a 6 hour all round trip to meet for some naughty business, just make sure it is what you really want! She is thinking of converting to the cloth and becoming a nun,
Now theres a thought........
I did ask if I could.
I won't tell you the reply, I think the second word was off.
lhk
Pete
xxxx
Now theres a thought........
I did ask if I could.
I won't tell you the reply, I think the second word was off.
lhk
Pete
xxxx
Hi Mark n Linda
I cannot believe your having probs finding WE northern blokes.
I'm sure there's more than a few well built scousers, mancs or yorkshire men out there that would love to rise for the occasion
I'm in Liverpool this Sat and would gladly share hotel expenses
with you for the chance to see you both in the flesh. :twisted:
I'm not sure I'd meet with Linda's quality standard though
I cannot believe your having probs finding WE northern blokes.
I'm sure there's more than a few well built scousers, mancs or yorkshire men out there that would love to rise for the occasion
I'm in Liverpool this Sat and would gladly share hotel expenses
with you for the chance to see you both in the flesh. :twisted:
I'm not sure I'd meet with Linda's quality standard though
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What use is a Scouser to me? I can't be arsed to go that far
Tut tut tut H - organisation leads to satisfaction.
If you both like each other shouldn't you be willing to meet him halfway? Scousers travel the length and breadth of the country during the footie season.
So you could end up playing a home and an away leg.
Warming the Bed
Mark and Linda,
Let me assure you that men have NOT gone off Linda!! OK, Broad generalism there that I am speaking for all men, but I am sure that they share the same sentiment!!
I would certainly offer my services (and that of a friend if necessary), except for the fact that I am not in the North, and am not particularly well endowded! Still, could say that I am offering Linda 12", 6" from each of us!! Here's hoping you find what you are looking for,
Chris.
Let me assure you that men have NOT gone off Linda!! OK, Broad generalism there that I am speaking for all men, but I am sure that they share the same sentiment!!
I would certainly offer my services (and that of a friend if necessary), except for the fact that I am not in the North, and am not particularly well endowded! Still, could say that I am offering Linda 12", 6" from each of us!! Here's hoping you find what you are looking for,
Chris.
Mark and Linda it isn't that us guys are going off linda it is your attitude in your posts that is the problem. Hope you don't mind me being honest but i have chatted to a few people who say the same. The pics of linda are great but by you keep posting asking for us to post back with compliments all the time does get very boring and makes you both sound very superficial. People usually post pics because they get pleasure knowing others are looking at them if the people looking want to put a coment great but you seem to need the written compliments everytime.
You also ask for pics of guys an awful lot and myself included have sent them to you before only to be asked to send more. No wonder you haven't received the amount of replies you had expected from your latest ad as most of the guys have already been intouch. Maybe you should reply to a few of the males seeking cpls ads as there are plenty in nw.
Hope you don't take the hump as linda is very sexy and must know what the guys on here think without having you asking us for compliments.
This is only meant as advice and yes i know i have blown my chances
You also ask for pics of guys an awful lot and myself included have sent them to you before only to be asked to send more. No wonder you haven't received the amount of replies you had expected from your latest ad as most of the guys have already been intouch. Maybe you should reply to a few of the males seeking cpls ads as there are plenty in nw.
Hope you don't take the hump as linda is very sexy and must know what the guys on here think without having you asking us for compliments.
This is only meant as advice and yes i know i have blown my chances
I'm with Mark and Linda on this one.
They have inspired me get the digital camera out and will be following their example. (it was going to be done quietly until I read this - now the cat is out of the bag)
My whole purpose in publishing photographs will be to get responses, so I will also be asking for other members to tell me what they think.
Put bluntly, we (not speaking for Mark and Linda - just ourselves) don't particularly enjoy looking at photos of ourselves, or get any enjoyment out of others looking at them. We want to post them so that we can read what people say about them.
Others (hopefully!) will enjoy looking at them. If I am looking after their needs, it is only fair to ask them to look after ours.
Mark, that was the job I was talking about.
lhk
Pete
x
They have inspired me get the digital camera out and will be following their example. (it was going to be done quietly until I read this - now the cat is out of the bag)
My whole purpose in publishing photographs will be to get responses, so I will also be asking for other members to tell me what they think.
Put bluntly, we (not speaking for Mark and Linda - just ourselves) don't particularly enjoy looking at photos of ourselves, or get any enjoyment out of others looking at them. We want to post them so that we can read what people say about them.
Others (hopefully!) will enjoy looking at them. If I am looking after their needs, it is only fair to ask them to look after ours.
Mark, that was the job I was talking about.
lhk
Pete
x
Petelhk, thanks mate, a guy that understands, not got a strop on at all guys, let us tell you like it is.
1, Pete is right, it is a massive turn on for Linda to read the comments that you guys leave, believe it or not, she does actually play with herself at the pc as she reads the comments.
2, Some people think that they do not have the right to make a comment about pictures that were put there to be viewed, so by asking for comments is basically giving permission.
Plus, by asking for comments we are actually having a part in keeping this fantastic site alive and kicking, (comments make reading, makes punters) "ask Rupert Murdoch"
3, If we do not ask for comments how we are supposed to know what you guys think and react to what you would like to see in the next set of pix.
4, Last but not least, there are some guys out there that send pix of other guys cocks to Linda pretending to be the guy in the pix.
This is always (in our opinion) due to the fact that he actually has a very small penis and will try to get away with meeting up with the chance of fucking Linda.
To all you guys that understand that by requesting more pix on more than one occassion, thankyou for your time.
To all those that feel there is some kind of alterior motive, remember, we have sent in pix for your ejoyment as well as our own.
Thank you and maybe goodbye.
Mark and Linda x
1, Pete is right, it is a massive turn on for Linda to read the comments that you guys leave, believe it or not, she does actually play with herself at the pc as she reads the comments.
2, Some people think that they do not have the right to make a comment about pictures that were put there to be viewed, so by asking for comments is basically giving permission.
Plus, by asking for comments we are actually having a part in keeping this fantastic site alive and kicking, (comments make reading, makes punters) "ask Rupert Murdoch"
3, If we do not ask for comments how we are supposed to know what you guys think and react to what you would like to see in the next set of pix.
4, Last but not least, there are some guys out there that send pix of other guys cocks to Linda pretending to be the guy in the pix.
This is always (in our opinion) due to the fact that he actually has a very small penis and will try to get away with meeting up with the chance of fucking Linda.
To all you guys that understand that by requesting more pix on more than one occassion, thankyou for your time.
To all those that feel there is some kind of alterior motive, remember, we have sent in pix for your ejoyment as well as our own.
Thank you and maybe goodbye.
Mark and Linda x
