When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door'. He was planning to have a little fun with her.
When he reached her counter, he said: "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady (being smarter than a man), thought for a moment, and said: "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
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coz yer worth it
