Ok ..Pussy shot competition.....

2 Jul 2004

has he put a condom on the courgette?
why? confused

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im sure there is a good reason lost me though, wheres that courgette been kitty?

2 Jul 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thats no courgette !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: think bigger !!!!! and he forgot to take the wrapper off.......... lol

:giggle: :giggle:

2 Jul 2004

im told courgette from the man himself put me right off , thought it was cucumber first and i was getting frisky lol

2 Jul 2004

Nope don't believe him............was it bought on an organic farm then ????? confused

2 Jul 2004

ill have to ask, i reckon it looks well used though

3 Jul 2004

Can someone please pm me a working address to enter the wife.
No silly replies along the lines of up the stairs,into bed and between the legs though please.

3 Jul 2004

Squiggles, it's . It definitely works and definitely has plenty of space!
Mal
wink

3 Jul 2004

like it was my fault.I just sent you drop me a pm or message here to confirm that they get there please?

3 Jul 2004

So....... when will the winner be announced? And don't say, "When the panel have had chance to recover from the judging" :mrgreen: :wanker:

3 Jul 2004

Quote by bluexxx
So....... when will the winner be announced? And don't say, "When the panel have had chance to recover from the judging" :mrgreen: :wanker:

The cut off time for entries is midnight tonight. The result shold be announced tomorrow afternoon. confused

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Quote by Squiggles
like it was my fault.I just sent you drop me a pm or message here to confirm that they get there please?

I can confirm they got there (and very nice they were too!!) wink

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3 Jul 2004

Did you get my entry??? And it honestly was a Corgette... from a well known supermarket.... I know I bought it biggrin

Oh and the condom...corgettes can be prickly... trust me THAT hurts :shock:

3 Jul 2004

see ask what you think is a daft question and learn about courgettes lol cheers kitty you made me smile

3 Jul 2004

I've just been back for a proper look. redface

Yep definately a courgette. lol

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3 Jul 2004

Glad to have made you biggrin

hun, and it was all true too lol

That and perhaps Marmalaid didn't feel ready to have baby courgettes yet...????

3 Jul 2004

3 Jul 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Marmalaid, if you win the competition is rigged :wink: :wink: , clever photo-editing though

does make one wonder about the authenticity of Marmalaid's winning entry in the cock pic comp given his/her expertise!!
Gilbert :twisted:

3 Jul 2004

Mind you got some funny looks when picking which one to buy, I can tell you :shock: redface

3 Jul 2004

Gilbert - I've been thinking the same thing myself :shock:
Maybe marmalaid should tell us all that his winning cock shot wasn't "favourably edited" and if it was........ oh dear..........
confused

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3 Jul 2004

I'm not he but I can tell yo it wasn't edited biggrin

3 Jul 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Gilbert - I've been thinking the same thing myself :shock:
Maybe marmalaid should tell us all that his winning cock shot wasn't "favourably edited" and if it was........ oh dear..........
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Bluexxx
everyone trusted you as a considerable expert
If I had entered I might demand a recount!!!
but I am confused
original so called pussy shots are from marmarlaid
but kittykate affirms the authenticity of the shot, and appears to have bought the cougette
its only 2045... can't blame the sherbert
Kittykate /marmarlaid... can you put a cauliflower eared odd shaped ball kicker out of pain?
Gilbert

3 Jul 2004

Perhaps I can help here Gilbert... rem someone had to take the pics...... and that same someone purchased the courgette.....
The cock shot and the pussy shots from Marmalaid are both accurate.....well kinda wink

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Does this help... confused

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If wanting further explanation I'm sure Marmaliad would be happy to hold a workshop lol

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3 Jul 2004

Well.....
I think if a cock shot comp happens at the munch, Gilbert should be one of the judges!! rotflmao

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4 Jul 2004

Shouldnt the winners have been announced by now???? dunno

Clare,xxx

4 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So....... when will the winner be announced? And don't say, "When the panel have had chance to recover from the judging" :mrgreen: :wanker:

The cut off time for entries is midnight tonight. The result shold be announced tomorrow afternoon. confused

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4 Jul 2004

i am guessing that the judges are struggling to tear themselves away from the entry email inbox..... i know i would be cool

4 Jul 2004

Damn
I've finally got the cat to sit still and now I've missed the deadline
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4 Jul 2004

Right I'd better get judging then...
Refreshes wine glass, lights ciggy (still not given up) and removes lower clothing. Adjusts glasses and enters the fray..
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Paul

4 Jul 2004

So............
WHO WON?????????
Or are you still....... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... "judging" rolleyes

:twisted:

4 Jul 2004

Still no results - hmm I assume they're making a detailed inspection of each pic,either that or it's because Sarge has gone on holiday with the results.
lol

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Jas
XXX

4 Jul 2004

Its like delaying the release of a film...... for Media hype and financial gain!.
Magik