Ok ..Pussy shot competition.....

26 Jun 2004

Hi all
Well what about it confused

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If we are having a cock shot comp then its only fair we have a pussy comp (and i dont me one's with four legs and fur)
Not one to push my self forward normally, but well i dont mind being the judge....some one has to. biggrin

As i havent met many people from here then i think it will be a fair competition. wink

The rules...well pictures must be of your own pussy, althoght joint entry's can be made
The prize...thinking on that at momment.......at the mo, me licking and sucking until the winner cums is the best i can cum up with at the mo. 69position

:D
Send me your pictures to....
I look forward to your enrties
Jim

26 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Nice try!!!!
Not a chance!!!

26 Jun 2004

With only 10 posts, I don't think people would consider you qualified to be such a judge, would they?

26 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx

With only 10 posts, I don't think people would consider you qualified to be such a judge, would they?

So does my post count make me a likely candidate for this judging lark??? confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

26 Jun 2004

Absolutely, Sarge..... cool

8-) 8-)

26 Jun 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

With only 10 posts, I don't think people would consider you qualified to be such a judge, would they?

So does my post count make me a likely candidate for this judging lark??? confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Dear Sarge;
May I humbly request that I be your assistant in this arduous task. I feel that it is somewhat unfair that you should assume this burden on your own. I am fully qualified as I have been called a twat many times and therefore should be able to judge the asthetic merits ot the entries
Yours , in hope
Paul

26 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Dear Sarge;
May I humbly request that I be your assistant in this arduous task. I feel that it is somewhat unfair that you should assume this burden on your own. I am fully qualified as I have been called a twat many times and therefore should be able to judge the asthetic merits ot the entries
Yours , in hope
Paul

Dear Paul
At the time of writing, yours is the only application for the position of Assistant Pussy Picker. The closing date for this much sought after job is today so you have been placed on the short list.
Up yours
Sarge

26 Jun 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Dear Sarge;
May I humbly request that I be your assistant in this arduous task. I feel that it is somewhat unfair that you should assume this burden on your own. I am fully qualified as I have been called a twat many times and therefore should be able to judge the asthetic merits ot the entries
Yours , in hope
Paul

Dear Paul
At the time of writing, yours is the only application for the position of Assistant Pussy Picker. The closing date for this much sought after job is today so you have been placed on the short list.
Up yours
Sarge
Many thanks Sarge.. I am ever hopeful. Just don't appoint that bloody Warwick..
Keep up the good work... Did I mention that I think that you are a fantastic Mod and that when I previously noted that you might just be some sort of loony that would be power mad and abuse his Mod privs - I was in fact only joking.. lol

I presume that the "up yours" in your post is just sort for ' Onwards and Upwards' and is in no way derogatory.
Your Humble Servant
Paul

26 Jun 2004

Hurry up and decide who the judges are.... I have a pic ready and waiting :twisted: wink

26 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
I presume that the "up yours" in your post is just sort for ' Onwards and Upwards' and is in no way derogatory.

This was in no way meant as derogatory. It is the greeting I save for all Arsenal fans!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

26 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Hurry up and decide who the judges are.... I have a pic ready and waiting :twisted:

Ooooohhhh!! It's me, we are just deciding who is going to assist in this laborious task!! confused

:? :?

8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) lol

26 Jun 2004

well i reckon its a fabulous idea!
:wanker:
Magik.

26 Jun 2004

Well, I only think it fair that I offer my assistance to the task. I fully understand the problems that will arise from such an onerous task, but I am quite willing to give up more of my spare time to ensure the fair maidens of this site are treated respectfully in view of the stiff competition I am sure this will bring forth. As a Mod, I am above reproach and will be fair to all. My experience within the photo ads will always stand me in good stead, although I have never entered that qualification on my normal CV.
Bring it on, ladies - don't be shy!! lol

Mal

26 Jun 2004

oooooooo - can I enter!!!!!!!!!!!
can i?????
I think my 'Pussy' 'Shot' is quite tasteful - not sure the RSPCA would agree though!

26 Jun 2004

Sarge......the new scratch 'n' sniff monitor is in the post. Good Luck!!!!!
Steve

26 Jun 2004

<<< hmmmm always had u down as blonde not ginger , another illusion shattered wink

26 Jun 2004

if the prize is good enough... i may be tempted to enter! wink

26 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
if the prize is good enough... i may be tempted to enter!

I knew you'd be in favour where there's an award at stake! biggrin

26 Jun 2004

OK, Judge Sarge.... is it one pic per entry, or can I send more than one? And when's the deadline?

26 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
OK, Judge Sarge.... is it one pic per entry, or can I send more than one? And when's the deadline?

Well Blue, the more the merrier I reckon !! :shock: smile

:) :) :) Deadline ???? Does there have to be one????? confused

:? :? :? :? Oh, alright then, hows about next Saturday?

Quote by WBB
if the prize is good enough... i may be tempted to enter!

If the picture is good enough I may be tempted to enter!!! wink

:lol: :lol:

26 Jun 2004

Sounds like a good idea to me,so apart from sarge who else is pussy picking then???????
Clare,xxx
wink

26 Jun 2004

Oh ME ME ME ME!!!!!!
Sarge... ya need a hand?..
dont suppose you do
Magik :haha:

26 Jun 2004

Sarge, you devil :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: .... you'll get a whole week of pussy pics :shock:
SO, what's the prize for the winner??????

26 Jun 2004

Sarge as the post of pussy picker has been filled could be please considered the for the post of head pussy licker and taster?

26 Jun 2004

just a question...
sarge and Blue.....
with both the competitions you are judging!.. will you be pasting them on a post so we can all see the contenders??.
i think it would make good viewing....stroke ...reading..stroke ..gossiping.....stroke....post replies...stroke My C*!K!!!! :haha:
Magik...
And denise... i reckon you should!.. and you know what i mean.

26 Jun 2004

I won't be posting the cock shots on the forum - Jags would MURDER me if I did that wink

:wink: :wink:
And hey, Tongue.... where's your cock shot entry???? lol

And SARGE, you haven't entered either! Surely the judge of the pussy contest should enter the cock one? confused

26 Jun 2004

ha ha ha... SH politics!!!!....

26 Jun 2004

I can shoot loads of pussy's lol

:lol:

26 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I won't be posting the cock shots on the forum - Jags would MURDER me if I did that :wink: :wink:

I am happy to confirm the accuracy of the statement from my honourable colleague!!
lol

:lol:

27 Jun 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

I presume that the "up yours" in your post is just sort for ' Onwards and Upwards' and is in no way derogatory.

This was in no way meant as derogatory. It is the greeting I save for all Arsenal fans!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks Sarge - that makes me feel much better....
So...... did I get the job?
Your Humble Servant
Mr U. Heep