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Okay - when did Stan appear on TV again?
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Warming the Bed
When you type in the words adult or forum SH appears quite high in the results
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."
She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it."
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband.
He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?"
Casanova
'' Computer says no !! '' 
Little Britain
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Little Britain
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Sex God
I've just watched it.. and admittedly he did make dogging sound quite attractive.... although the whole having a bigmac whilst watching the footie in the car would definately be the plus point for me!!!! 
Quote by Rainbows
When you type in the words adult or forum SH appears quite high in the results
I just googled on my own SH name along with SH and.......oooh
hello mum 
ops:I always come up number one when I google my own name :oops: Along with some bloke from the states who shares my name, but unlike me seems really into contact sports like American Football... definately not my long lost twin.
I would have thought dogging and being a minor league celebrity would have gone together like oil and water (i.e. badly)... can you imagine?!?!? it would be like the whole "I shagged beckham thing" only every single time he drove into a carpark...... just think its only a matter of time before you have paperatozos in the bushes waiting for Colimore to pop along to his local national trust carpark.
... In fact if dogging became the next celeb craze I would think it would become unbearable for most normal people.... except for the ones who entertain fanticies about blowing celebs. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
I'm lucky on the google front.. I'm the only person with my name (real name) on the entire web!!!! :shock:
Quote by Jags
I'm lucky on the google front.. I'm the only person with my name (real name) on the entire web!!!! :shock:
Me too - along with my address and phone number :shock: :shock: Jags I shall remain.
I put Dawn WhateverMyNameIs into google and I don't exist
I always new this place was full of people that weren't genuine
Dawn :silly:
Sex God
mine doesn't give my address thankfully... just a couple of posts from missing persons website (was trying to find my mum) and a newspaper article on me I never even knew existed!!! :shock:
I happened to catch a bit of the interview while in a state of Merlot induced semi-catatonic channel flicking (didn't intend to, I can't stand Frank Skinner, I end up licking my tongue in and out after watching him. Has anyone else noticed that annoying habit he has?). As for Stan the Man... I'm sure his mum loves him...but, second thoughts. How do you buy a house big enough for an ego like that?? At least the intellect would fit nicely in a matchbox somewhere. I think I can spend the rest of my life without mourning the fact he's not on my Christmas Card list. All in all, I still found it fascinating, if only because it raised more questions about Ulrika than it answered about Stan.
