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Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Right then.....
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who was it??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Come on!! who was it??? This sounds like something Davej would have done. Now surely you have all read the site AUP and remember the bit that says " Under no circumstances should any rams be put in the rama lama ding dong". evil :evil: :evil:
OMG!! It gets worse!! I have just found a bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop!!
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Come on own up!! I don't care how long it takes, I have papers to mark!!! (ooops!! Had a flash-back then!!) confused :? :?
I'm just going to check the dip da dip da dip. I had better not find any dips in there or there will be big trouble!!! rolleyes :roll:
__Tigger__
Casanova
*puts the dip in while Sarge aint looking*
Jags
Sex God
Never mind THEM!
Who put the SLAP in the slappity-slap??? Much more important than Sarge's meagre effort.
And what about the 'yeh' in 'She loves you'?? confused :P :P :P
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Jags
And what about the 'yeh' in 'She loves you'?? confused :P :P :P

.... and how do they know she loves him ? :? :? :?
Jags
Sex God
Because the Paperback Writer told me - of course!! cool 8-)
Now, how about the 'green' in the Green green grass of Home' - can a colour be green green??
You're not trying very hard Sarge - buckle down or I shall have to do it for you wink
<goes off in search of my piece of black rope again>
easy
Sex God
*easy wanders back out of thread as he's far to young to remember any of this* :P lol
(seriously)
Calista
Sex God
Quote by easy
*easy wanders back out of thread as he's far to young to remember any of this* :P lol
(seriously)

follows easy to his jacuzzi-athon ......
me too .... :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right then.....
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who was it??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Come on!! who was it??? This sounds like something Davej would have done. Now surely you have all read the site AUP and remember the bit that says " Under no circumstances should any rams be put in the rama lama ding dong". evil :evil: :evil:
OMG!! It gets worse!! I have just found a bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop!!
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Come on own up!! I don't care how long it takes, I have papers to mark!!! (ooops!! Had a flash-back then!!) confused :? :?
I'm just going to check the dip da dip da dip. I had better not find any dips in there or there will be big trouble!!! rolleyes :roll:

Not me dunno
But i could think of a few who wish theyd put the ram in the rama lama ding dong!!!
Jags
Sex God
Jags knocks three times on the ceiling and feels even older!
redface :cry:
Dawnie
Sex God
Jags, your once, twice, three times a lady biggrin
Dawn :silly:
Jags
Sex God
Dawn - How do you do what you do to me... I wish I knew!
lol :lol: :lol:
Dawnie
Sex God
Well - I won't last a day without you rotflmao
Dawn :silly:
Jags
Sex God
It's difficult when You're so Far Away from Me! biggrin :P
Think we've hijacked Sarge's thread... :shock:
Steve_Lincs
Sex God
OMG,your all old :shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dawnie
Sex God
Oh well, it was only a small thread - Another one bites the dust
Dawn :silly:
Jags
Sex God
Only a small thread?? Two out of Three ain't Bad then??
Unknown User
SARGE!...............................and i thought i was the mad one!. lol ..............come on come on tell me what is it your on! rolleyes ....and cannot have you being madder then me!...thats it duel
prags
Master of Sex
Becha Bygolly Wow I'll keep holding on Till julie comes around & Me & mrs jones find Love on a montain top Dancing easy with The isrelites.
The're comming to take me away ha ha
justloveit
Warming the Bed
Ok Sarge, sorry about that, guilty as charged. :giveup:
Will retract the bomp immediately! :lol2:
warwick
Sex God
The Sarge steals warwicks crown as the officially most
Irrelevant thread starter
Hes a thread starter twisted thread starter ooh a ooha lol
( warwick wanders off to try and become even more pointless)
davej
Sex God
Nope wasn't me Sarge, I did try to get hold of a brace of.... Shang'a'langs.... but they are in short demand. The dealer told me that he would consider an under the counter swop for a.... rup 'a' pum pum.... but them buggers are rarer then hens teeth so no joy there.
I do have a secret supply of...ba ba ber rans...but there is no way I could part with them unless someone has some little arrows stuck in their clothing and hair, then I might think about it. boink
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right then.....
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who was it??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? Come on!! who was it??? This sounds like something Davej would have done. Now surely you have all read the site AUP and remember the bit that says " Under no circumstances should any rams be put in the rama lama ding dong". evil :evil: :evil:
OMG!! It gets worse!! I have just found a bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop!!
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop? Come on own up!! I don't care how long it takes, I have papers to mark!!! (ooops!! Had a flash-back then!!) confused :? :?
I'm just going to check the dip da dip da dip. I had better not find any dips in there or there will be big trouble!!! rolleyes :roll:

I have to say, I have NEVER laughed so hard in all my life. This site and its posters have this ability to make me choke with pure laughter. Thank you!
warwick
Sex God
I believe a pristene set of Beatles
yeah yeah yeahs recently went under the hammer at Christies and sold for over six pounds :shock:
You cant see that happening with Boney Ms ooo ooo ooo from Rivers of Babylon can you confused:
I did once own a Des O Conner oooh but I had to get rid of it as it was scaring the kids
(ps who let Davej back in :?: )
frogster
Sex God
Papa Rumbo, Rumbo, Hey Papa Joe, Coconut…………….
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
Nostalgia…. Now they don’t write lyrics like that nowadays do they !!
Calista
Sex God
Quote by frogster
Papa Rumbo, Rumbo, Hey Papa Joe, Coconut…………….
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
Nostalgia…. Now they don’t write lyrics like that nowadays do they !!

and thank God they don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:giggle:
davej
Sex God
I've got a... chim chimery chim chimery chim chim cheroo... tucked away for me old age pension, now thats got to be worth holding onto.
Fun365
Orgasminator
I must admit that tucked away in the attic is a .... Kangaroo that has been tied down
but I suppose that's another story and realy I should not reveal my hobby on such an open forum redface
It's Mals fault - him and that bloody donkey
Paul
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Fun365
I must admit that tucked away in the attic is a .... Kangaroo that has been tied down
but I suppose that's another story and realy I should not reveal my hobby on such an open forum redface
It's Mals fault - him and that bloody donkey
Paul

Was the a Roo a good sport though Paul????
I'd like to know how upset the bah bumbum bah bum bah bumbum bah Blue Moon though ???
Fun365
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
I must admit that tucked away in the attic is a .... Kangaroo that has been tied down
but I suppose that's another story and realy I should not reveal my hobby on such an open forum redface
It's Mals fault - him and that bloody donkey
Paul

Was the a Roo a good sport though Paul????
I'd like to know how upset the bah bumbum bah bum bah bumbum bah Blue Moon though ???
The Roo indeed was a good sport.. But a word of advice to anyone interested. They have very big and powerful feet.. :shock:
But I did notice a few weeks ago. When I was tidying my grey sweater draw. You know the thing: putting them in order , refreshing the moth ball supply.. Well, tucked away in the corner was a pristine ...
" Ooompah, ooompah ; stick it up your joomper".
Now I think that is worth serious money
Paul xx
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Fun365
But I did notice a few weeks ago. When I was tidying my grey sweater draw. You know the thing: putting them in order , refreshing the moth ball supply.. Well, tucked away in the corner was a pristine ...
" Ooompah, ooompah ; stick it up your joomper".
Now I think that is worth serious money
Paul xx

Hmmm not so sure, found two of them hiding up my jumper recently them out and have given them a good airing and apart from a few expressions of interest they aren't really worth anything to anyone else!!!!!!
:giggle: