Warming the Bed
Does any one know where you can buy the old style seat that was moulded in such a way that it spread your arse cheeks when you sat on it.
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Old fashioned lavatory seat
Sex God
A well known auction site?
Scrap yard?
Scrap yard?
Sex God
No idea there was such a thing...
However when I googled, I found this! :giggle:
However when I googled, I found this! :giggle:
Orgasminator
No but i am intersted in reading the replies your going to get. 
Forum Virgin
Is this of any help?
Warming the Bed
I know its funny but my question was serious. But Im gonna enjoy the replies, lol.
Sex God
They can be found in any D.I.Y. store, they are simply seats that are not flat but are thicker on the outer rim and then bevel down as the seat moves towards the inner rim. Run your hand over the ones they have too find the ones with the greatest difference in thickness across the seat.
You can create a similaar effect if you slip on a pair of platform shoes each time you go, thus elavating your feet, or by wearing a tie, leaning forward and tying each end of your tie under your thighs thus keeping you in a bent forward position.
Niether item of clothing should draw too much attention if you leave them tidily down by the side of the pan for future use.
You can create a similaar effect if you slip on a pair of platform shoes each time you go, thus elavating your feet, or by wearing a tie, leaning forward and tying each end of your tie under your thighs thus keeping you in a bent forward position.
Niether item of clothing should draw too much attention if you leave them tidily down by the side of the pan for future use.
Sex God
Slight hijack - this thread reminded me of an incident years ago.
Public toilet, didn't inspect the seat too closely, sat, etc etc, went to stand up and found that a small crack in the seat had opened as I sat and closed as I stood up, providing me with many tens of minutes of agony and a blood-blister in a very personal place.
Moral of the story - inspect public loo seats before use.
Public toilet, didn't inspect the seat too closely, sat, etc etc, went to stand up and found that a small crack in the seat had opened as I sat and closed as I stood up, providing me with many tens of minutes of agony and a blood-blister in a very personal place.
Moral of the story - inspect public loo seats before use.
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
Slight hijack - this thread reminded me of an incident years ago.
Public toilet, didn't inspect the seat too closely, sat, etc etc, went to stand up and found that a small crack in the seat had opened as I sat and closed as I stood up, providing me with many tens of minutes of agony and a blood-blister in a very personal place.
Moral of the story - inspect public loo seats before use.
Alternative moral, more applicable these days perhaps is to unscrew the seat and take it home. it's evidence. Have your injuries photographed including a tape in the shot to for scale. Get yourself to hospial to try and get treatment, certainly get as many folk to look at it as you can. Take time off work until the injury heals. Take further time off work to allow the mental trauma time to diminish...etc etc blah ...blah
You;ve got yourself an accident that wasn't your fault. Physical injury. Mental scarring. Public humiliation. Loss of earnings. It's the perfect storm for one of the claims r us firms. It wasn't a blood blister foxylady. it was the funds for a small car.
Sex God
Quote by davej
Slight hijack - this thread reminded me of an incident years ago.
Public toilet, didn't inspect the seat too closely, sat, etc etc, went to stand up and found that a small crack in the seat had opened as I sat and closed as I stood up, providing me with many tens of minutes of agony and a blood-blister in a very personal place.
Moral of the story - inspect public loo seats before use.
Alternative moral, more applicable these days perhaps is to unscrew the seat and take it home. it's evidence. Have your injuries photographed including a tape in the shot to for scale. Get yourself to hospial to try and get treatment, certainly get as many folk to look at it as you can. Take time off work until the injury heals. Take further time off work to allow the mental trauma time to diminish...etc etc blah ...blah
You;ve got yourself an accident that wasn't your fault. Physical injury. Mental scarring. Public humiliation. Loss of earnings. It's the perfect storm for one of the claims r us firms. It wasn't a blood blister foxylady. it was the funds for a small car.
Alternatively, it was my own fault for not checking a piece of equipment which I knew to be a) used by many random people and b) not necessarily subject to regular structural tests. :giggle:
LOL
Following our recent holiday to Turkey we would like to take the opportunity to thoroughly recommend the toilet system in operation there (although we do understand that this system is operated in several countries across the world but for some strange reason not here in the UK)
The toilet looks like a standard toilet but contains (slightly hidden under the seat) a small nozzle. By operating a suitable tap/lever you can control a jet of soothing/stimulating & above all cleansing water that - once it has been properly set up - rinses your little anus perfectly.
We would imagine that in combination with the cheek parting seat it would provide such a level of cleanliness and comfortable stimulation that one might be tempted to simply stay in the sitting position for some time.
It certainly helped us out/in/up & down.
there was a long pause of blissful rememberence,...............
then,........................
I became concious that my grin was atrracting attention
Ehem - yes definitely a very nice addition to your cleansing regime
And the case for the defence rests Mi'Lord
The toilet looks like a standard toilet but contains (slightly hidden under the seat) a small nozzle. By operating a suitable tap/lever you can control a jet of soothing/stimulating & above all cleansing water that - once it has been properly set up - rinses your little anus perfectly.
We would imagine that in combination with the cheek parting seat it would provide such a level of cleanliness and comfortable stimulation that one might be tempted to simply stay in the sitting position for some time.
It certainly helped us out/in/up & down.
there was a long pause of blissful rememberence,...............
then,........................
I became concious that my grin was atrracting attention
Ehem - yes definitely a very nice addition to your cleansing regime
And the case for the defence rests Mi'Lord
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
Slight hijack - this thread reminded me of an incident years ago.
Public toilet, didn't inspect the seat too closely, sat, etc etc, went to stand up and found that a small crack in the seat had opened as I sat and closed as I stood up, providing me with many tens of minutes of agony and a blood-blister in a very personal place.
Moral of the story - inspect public loo seats before use.
Since living in Taiwan i have always thought their squat toilets far more hygenic for public use,there is no actual contact at all.
Unless like my late Nan your glasses fall off. Then whilst stepping backward to try and reclaim them she kicked them in the direction of the hole :shock: Hand and glasses washing that day then
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
Erm. i think she was squatting the wrong way round!
I'll have to pass on that one as Ive no idea. Do know though it was in France and not sure if the French ones are different
Quote by tweeky
Erm. i think she was squatting the wrong way round!
I'll have to pass on that one as Ive no idea. Do know though it was in France and not sure if the French ones are different
Sensible advice
The French call them Turkish.
I read somewhere else that the squat position is recommended as being more "healthy" and a better "natural" position.
the squat tiolet might be healthy whilst you healthy.......but what about if you had a rough night on the town followed by toe curling curry after......in the morning shall we just say the solidity of the deposit is not there. well...with squat tiolets it would just run all down your leg and into your socks !!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
Following our recent holiday to Turkey we would like to take the opportunity to thoroughly recommend the toilet system in operation there (although we do understand that this system is operated in several countries across the world but for some strange reason not here in the UK)
The toilet looks like a standard toilet but contains (slightly hidden under the seat) a small nozzle. By operating a suitable tap/lever you can control a jet of soothing/stimulating & above all cleansing water that - once it has been properly set up - rinses your little anus perfectly.
We would imagine that in combination with the cheek parting seat it would provide such a level of cleanliness and comfortable stimulation that one might be tempted to simply stay in the sitting position for some time.
It certainly helped us out/in/up & down.
Does that feel similar to having your ears syringed, because I didn't like that very much.
Quote by davej
Following our recent holiday to Turkey we would like to take the opportunity to thoroughly recommend the toilet system in operation there (although we do understand that this system is operated in several countries across the world but for some strange reason not here in the UK)
The toilet looks like a standard toilet but contains (slightly hidden under the seat) a small nozzle. By operating a suitable tap/lever you can control a jet of soothing/stimulating & above all cleansing water that - once it has been properly set up - rinses your little anus perfectly.
We would imagine that in combination with the cheek parting seat it would provide such a level of cleanliness and comfortable stimulation that one might be tempted to simply stay in the sitting position for some time.
It certainly helped us out/in/up & down.
Does that feel similar to having your ears syringed, because I didn't like that very much.
Why did I have a vision of Davej, with his head down this toilet syringing his ears :silly:
Dave_Notts
