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Sex God
Lou would you like a tall glass for that, or do you like the bottle.
It is that time of day I think I will grab a glass of bubbly, as I'm getting quite used to it after last night. Alex found a stash.
Anyone else while i'm up!
It is that time of day I think I will grab a glass of bubbly, as I'm getting quite used to it after last night. Alex found a stash.
Anyone else while i'm up!
Sex God
There you go Alex. 
:D
I hope the ball is going on,.... I'm still trying to find something to wear.
It would be nice for it to appear every week like the GFZ. :D :D
I just love dressing up. :P
:D I hope the ball is going on,.... I'm still trying to find something to wear.
It would be nice for it to appear every week like the GFZ. :D :D
I just love dressing up. :P
Sex God
Lou mI would normally agree with you,but I do like a strong man............so just this once I will forgive him.
Oi Ugly!!!!! wheesky coming up..... whooosh!!!! as the glass slides down the bar. catch!!!!!!
Oi Ugly!!!!! wheesky coming up..... whooosh!!!! as the glass slides down the bar. catch!!!!!!
Sex God
Lou please don't hold it against me, I just can't help myself sometimes.
Do you fancy some bubbly now? Clare would you like some bubbly as well, as for the other female she is somewhat strange
Is it fancy dress tonight?
Miss Eliza would you like a glass of champagne.
Do you fancy some bubbly now? Clare would you like some bubbly as well, as for the other female she is somewhat strange
Is it fancy dress tonight?Miss Eliza would you like a glass of champagne.
Sex God
Hi guys.
*easy looses all his clothes and slips into the jacuzzi*
Ahhhhhhh. I've had a tortuous day involving a welder, a sander and a very poor set of welding goggles.
My eyes are itching like hell and I need a drink. Sorry ladies, but you'll have to find someone else to do serving duties tonight. I ain't moving until I look like a sun-dried tomato.
*easy looses all his clothes and slips into the jacuzzi*
Ahhhhhhh. I've had a tortuous day involving a welder, a sander and a very poor set of welding goggles.
My eyes are itching like hell and I need a drink. Sorry ladies, but you'll have to find someone else to do serving duties tonight. I ain't moving until I look like a sun-dried tomato.
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*easy looses all his clothes and slips into the jacuzzi*
Ahhhhhhh. I've had a tortuous day involving a welder, a sander and a very poor set of welding goggles.
:
Well thats close enough to a uniform,and stripping off already,come on ladies lets take a pew while the show begins
:D :lol: Clare,xxx
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
please don't hold it against me, I just can't help myself sometimes.
erm......MrsFC! my offer this morning??? something along those lines, with that end in mind??? bit late now tho eh???
anyways, shift up easy mate!!! I've had a very strenuous day of eating, sleeping and the odd tinny myself!!! that welders flash tho..........ripping the eyes from me head always worked fo me mate!!! tho another beer or two be a less drastic solution possibly????
neil x x x x
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
*easy looses all his clothes and slips into the jacuzzi*
Ahhhhhhh. I've had a tortuous day involving a welder, a sander and a very poor set of welding goggles.
:
Well thats close enough to a uniform,and stripping off already,come on ladies lets take a pew while the show begins
:D :lol: Clare,xxx
da da da da..da da da da..da da da da..de da de da de da..boom boom
*gyrates while swinging goggles round his head before ripping his boxers off and diving into the jacuzzi*
Quote by MrsFC
Do you fancy some bubbly now? Clare would you like some bubbly as well, as for the other female she is somewhat strange
Miss Eliza would you like a glass of champagne.
Whaaat's alla thees witha bubbly and alla thata crappa. You get tha wheeesky over here PRONTO :!: :!: :!:
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
*easy looses all his clothes and slips into the jacuzzi*
Ahhhhhhh. I've had a tortuous day involving a welder, a sander and a very poor set of welding goggles.
:
Well thats close enough to a uniform,and stripping off already,come on ladies lets take a pew while the show begins
:D :lol: Clare,xxx
I have a uniform: a rather fetching black blazer with white trim, and some nice 1960's slacks, and of course my 'No.6' badge displayed with aplomb. I trust that this qualifies?
I feel it is rather more appropriate than a sweaty sombrero and bad teeth, as worn by another 'gentleman' that has appeared here. I would remind him that in 'Hang 'em High' he relied upon sharpshooting Mr Eastwood to shoot the gallows rope through and save him; Mr Eastwood is, like me, a proper actor, and I suggest he takes care lest I persuade our Clint to miss!!
No 6 (Patrick)
Quote by The Prisoner
I feel it is rather more appropriate than a sweaty sombrero and bad teeth, as worn by another 'gentleman' that has appeared here. I would remind him that in 'Hang 'em High' he relied upon sharpshooting Mr Eastwood to shoot the gallows rope through and save him; Mr Eastwood is, like me, a proper actor, and I suggest he takes care lest I persuade our Clint to miss!!
No 6 (Patrick)
Heh! Heh! A proper actor eh??? Your Eeengleeesh Phlegma maka mee seek. Anyway eeet was the Gooda, Bada and the Ugly where my old frienda shoota the ropa. Geeez no wondera Mexico rula the world!!
Quote by Eli the Ugly
I feel it is rather more appropriate than a sweaty sombrero and bad teeth, as worn by another 'gentleman' that has appeared here. I would remind him that in 'Hang 'em High' he relied upon sharpshooting Mr Eastwood to shoot the gallows rope through and save him; Mr Eastwood is, like me, a proper actor, and I suggest he takes care lest I persuade our Clint to miss!!
No 6 (Patrick)
Heh! Heh! A proper actor eh??? Your Eeengleeesh Phlegma maka mee seek. Anyway eeet was the Gooda, Bada and the Ugly where my old frienda shoota the ropa. Geeez no wondera Mexico rula the world!!
My illiterate friend, I'm afraid the old 'shoot through the rope trick' was a staple in many spaghetti westerns. I wonder if the scriptwriters actually tried this feat? I , of course,accompished it when I was 'Danger Man', but then, I am rather suave and smooth and dangerous! You too are dangerous, that is true, but I feel bacterial contamination is not in the same league as marksmanship.
Don't forget, the old churchyard-when the guitar music reaches a crescendo and Clint Eastwood narrows his eyes so much that his eyelids invert!
No. 6 (Patrick)
Quote by The Prisoner
My illiterate friend, I'm afraid the old 'shoot through the rope trick' was a staple in many spaghetti westerns. I wonder if the scriptwriters actually tried this feat? I , of course,accompished it when I was 'Danger Man', but then, I am rather suave and smooth and dangerous! You too are dangerous, that is true, but I feel bacterial contamination is not in the same league as marksmanship.
Don't forget, the old churchyard-when the guitar music reaches a crescendo and Clint Eastwood narrows his eyes so much that his eyelids invert!
No. 6 (Patrick)
Heh! Heh! - Lotta longa words here - look everybodya these a words sometimesa maka you choke anda your eyes a water - then thee marksman - he no gooda een facta heeesa crappa - that's a why he alwaysa Prisoner heh? Me I'ma free man. I'm a Ugly free mana!!
