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Anyone for a glass of Pink Cha..... :shock: :shock: Anyone for a glass of chilled white ?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You forgot you were a bottom-feeder???
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Sex God
Okay what about me !!! ! 
:evil:
Clare white wine or red? I might as well get them, seen as easy and Sarge have tunnelled their way to the BFZ. :evil:
:evil: Clare white wine or red? I might as well get them, seen as easy and Sarge have tunnelled their way to the BFZ. :evil:
Sex God
Ooohhhh Alex that sounds like heaven.............. :smile2:
Let me open the doors and get the patio sorted.
SARGE!!!!!!!!! !
:wink: :wink:
Do you think you could feed us strawberries..
Let me open the doors and get the patio sorted.
SARGE!!!!!!!!! !
:wink: :wink: Do you think you could feed us strawberries..
Quote by dazandlou
hi all, any chance of my usual?? (pink bubbly please!!)
Oh dear - it's not pink!
Just a minute - perhaps a drop of cassis in it would be nice.
How about a Cassis Royale?
Mrs FC - The patio is looking immaculate.
Now - where are those boys - we need to get that BBQ lit. You know how men like to pretend they can cook when there is a BBQ around. It makes them feel udeful and manly.
Don't worry girls - I've ordered a take-away for us all for later - we don't need to eat anything off the BBQ .
Good evening ladies!
Does anyone know where the other Masquerade Ball members are?
I seem to have lost then today.
Oh - is that champagne? I have never tasted that before. In fact no alcoholic beveridge has passed my lips, being such a virtuous and innocent girl.
Do you think I dare?
What would Mr Darcy think of me?
Miss E. Bennett.
(But you can call me Lizzie girls - just like my sisters did (Oh how I do miss them))
Does anyone know where the other Masquerade Ball members are?
I seem to have lost then today.
Oh - is that champagne? I have never tasted that before. In fact no alcoholic beveridge has passed my lips, being such a virtuous and innocent girl.
Do you think I dare?
What would Mr Darcy think of me?
Miss E. Bennett.
(But you can call me Lizzie girls - just like my sisters did (Oh how I do miss them))
Sex God
Alex shooooshh
Let any man do the barbie, They put on their pinnies and nothing else, the site is just ................
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Miss Bennett would you like just a very small glass of bubbly, I'm sure Mr Darcy would not mind just a very small glass.
Now come sit down with us girls..............moooch over Lou and Clare.
Miss Darcy please tell i....s Mr Darcy as dashing as I have envisaged him to be.
:oops:
Let any man do the barbie, They put on their pinnies and nothing else, the site is just ................
ops: Miss Bennett would you like just a very small glass of bubbly, I'm sure Mr Darcy would not mind just a very small glass.
Now come sit down with us girls..............moooch over Lou and Clare.
Miss Darcy please tell i....s Mr Darcy as dashing as I have envisaged him to be.
:oops: Oh Mrs FC
Mr Darcy - although infuriating, is the most dashing, sexy (oops did I say that) wonderful man I have ever met. He arouses a passion in me that I can't explain.
This champagne is most pleasing. I do admit that it is making my head spin a little.
Oh I have come over all unneccessary! :shock:
Mr Darcy - although infuriating, is the most dashing, sexy (oops did I say that) wonderful man I have ever met. He arouses a passion in me that I can't explain.
This champagne is most pleasing. I do admit that it is making my head spin a little.
Oh I have come over all unneccessary! :shock:
Sex God
Ahhhh now. If we're feeding strawberries to the ladies that is DEFINITELY one of my duties (see the signature for further information - note to self, don't forget to make the change agreed with Jags). Of course, the strawberry thing is normally only reserved for one person - but I am sure she won't mind just this once.
Sadly, I can't start drinking yet. I have not been allowed a single drop all week and I am absolutely gasping! Stuck here in the office sorting out the printing for an exhibition next week which means I am still in Berkshire when I should be in Shropshire (God, a certain person is going to get the greeting of a lifetime when I do finally make it!!! :twisted
Sorry - rambling again. This is what I am like when I am sober!! Thank God it doesn't happen often
A VERY frustrated Will!!
Sadly, I can't start drinking yet. I have not been allowed a single drop all week and I am absolutely gasping! Stuck here in the office sorting out the printing for an exhibition next week which means I am still in Berkshire when I should be in Shropshire (God, a certain person is going to get the greeting of a lifetime when I do finally make it!!! :twisted
Sorry - rambling again. This is what I am like when I am sober!! Thank God it doesn't happen often
A VERY frustrated Will!!
Oh Mr Shakeshaft!
How pleased I am to make your aquaintance (hic). Oh pardon me sir, I have been partaking of the champagne and I do declare that it is having a most unusual effect on me.
I am travelling to Buxton next week for the spa and I do believe that we will be attending one of your fine plays.
Pray tell me how you formulate such interesting ideas.
Miss E. Bennett
Spinster of the Parish
How pleased I am to make your aquaintance (hic). Oh pardon me sir, I have been partaking of the champagne and I do declare that it is having a most unusual effect on me.
I am travelling to Buxton next week for the spa and I do believe that we will be attending one of your fine plays.
Pray tell me how you formulate such interesting ideas.
Miss E. Bennett
Spinster of the Parish
Sex God
wowww!!!!!! When did that arrive! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who's been handy with there hands then? :inlove: Look at that... :crazy:
Alex bring the champagne over hear!!!!!! :D :D
MrsFC skips to the new outside jacuzzi at the bottom of the garden, its huge it can fit at least 10 of us in.
Who's been handy with there hands then? :inlove: Look at that... :crazy:
Alex bring the champagne over hear!!!!!!
:D :D MrsFC skips to the new outside jacuzzi at the bottom of the garden, its huge it can fit at least 10 of us in.
Quote by willxx69
Ahhhh now. If we're feeding strawberries to the ladies that is DEFINITELY one of my duties (see the signature for further information - note to self, don't forget to make the change agreed with Jags). Of course, the strawberry thing is normally only reserved for one person - but I am sure she won't mind just this once.
Sadly, I can't start drinking yet. I have not been allowed a single drop all week and I am absolutely gasping! Stuck here in the office sorting out the printing for an exhibition next week which means I am still in Berkshire when I should be in Shropshire (God, a certain person is going to get the greeting of a lifetime when I do finally make it!!! :twisted
Sorry - rambling again. This is what I am like when I am sober!! Thank God it doesn't happen often
A VERY frustrated Will!!
SWEETHEART!!!! - you have made this world-weary person very happy AGAIN. Did I tell you that you are near the top of the snoggers list - it's a tie between you and Tim and I demand a rematch!! :P :P
