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No, I didn't think of it but agreed to it! Go on, hang me confused :?
If you use a work based email system then that has the same sort of auto-stop filter on it to prevent your employer getting into legal hot water with offensive, racist or profane emails being sent via their system. I actually help compile the list of banned words for my previous employer (or directorate really) and it's really long. The email system won't allow 'sex' for instance and anything we normally post here would have got you all the sack a long time ago.
I did try once to send a really long word with ALL the banned words in it all joined up like the old Coca Cola ad lol :lol: that got through OK!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
So.. relax out there. Big Brother is not watching you or spying on you or doing anything to interfere with you - don't think the new owners swing!!
:giggle: :giggle:
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No, I didn't think of it but agreed to it! Go on, hang me confused :?
If you use a work based email system then that has the same sort of auto-stop filter on it to prevent your employer getting into legal hot water with offensive, racist or profane emails being sent via their system. I actually help compile the list of banned words for my previous employer (or directorate really) and it's really long. The email system won't allow 'sex' for instance and anything we normally post here would have got you all the sack a long time ago.
I did try once to send a really long word with ALL the banned words in it all joined up like the old Coca Cola ad lol :lol: that got through OK!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
So.. relax out there. Big Brother is not watching you or spying on you or doing anything to interfere with you - don't think the new owners swing!!
:giggle: :giggle:

It isn't Big Bro.....but commercialism....and it had to come folks...chill.... :P
CheekyChimp...... cool
It's NOT EVEN commercialism FFS... it's called 'standard practice' - did you not read the post you quoted??
rolleyes :roll:
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It's NOT EVEN commercialism FFS... it's called 'standard practice' - did you not read the post you quoted??
rolleyes :roll:

I did but didn't believe it.....just my personal opinion of course.
Well if asked I would be all for it as well, still it would be nice to hear about these things (not all the details) in advance or as they happen.
Feeling a bit left in the cold by our new owners. Mark was not here all the time, but I always felt he would pop in and keep us up to date.
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So.. relax out there. Big Brother is not watching you or spying on you or doing anything to interfere with you - don't think the new owners swing!!
:giggle: :giggle:

But I like being interfered with redface surprisedops: :oops:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I would like to post a public apology to the mods for kicking the already fizzing hornets nest and causing them more trouble than is required.
I fully understand at this transition point in Swinging Heaven, it is more important than ever for you moderators to do your jobs and moderate. I think the proper mods here do a fantastic job and understand that things backstage with the takeover may not be as easy as on the surface.
I apologise once again to the proper mods personally for causing such a stir.
kiss
Gem. x
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
Fancy a shag??
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Jags
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
Fancy a shag??
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

Most certainly do Jags! biggrin
:passionkiss:
Is this banned word list going to be added to chat........
am i not alowed to say fancy a "shag" now as techniclly this is swearing
omg i feel like i am back in the 1940s and in germany
can i have some confirmtation what i can say and what i cant say please.....
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
am i not alowed to say fancy a "shag" now as techniclly this is swearing
omg i feel like i am back in the 1940s and in germany

:smile2: ............................?
CheekyChimp..... cool
Quote by MikeC
Is this banned word list going to be added to chat........
am i not alowed to say fancy a "shag" now as techniclly this is swearing
omg i feel like i am back in the 1940s and in germany
can i have some confirmtation what i can say and what i cant say please.....
MikeC

It's very simple you cant say any of the following:
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Does that help? :twisted:
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Is this banned word list going to be added to chat........
am i not alowed to say fancy a "shag" now as techniclly this is swearing
omg i feel like i am back in the 1940s and in germany
can i have some confirmtation what i can say and what i cant say please.....
MikeC

It's very simple you cant say any of the following:
*** naughtyword ***
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Does that help? :twisted:
Eh.....and this guyz in the know....... wink
i fancy a "lay down with a member of female varitey and hopefully have sexual intercourse"
it doesnt sound correct hmmmmmmmmmmm
by looks of things shag hasnt been banned thats good
<oleC
Quote by MikeC
Is this banned word list going to be added to chat........
am i not alowed to say fancy a "shag" now as techniclly this is swearing
omg i feel like i am back in the 1940s and in germany
can i have some confirmtation what i can say and what i cant say please.....
MikeC
Why? are you posting from the internet cafe at your local death camp?
Kat
Quote by MikeC
Is this banned word list going to be added to chat........
am i not alowed to say fancy a "shag" now as techniclly this is swearing
omg i feel like i am back in the 1940s and in germany
can i have some confirmtation what i can say and what i cant say please.....
MikeC

This is a bit of an over-reaction Mike (and NEARLY got the thread locked!). Mark had already a list of stop words which you never knew about or bothered about. All that has been done is one more word (or phrase really) has been added. Nothing too different from what was already established and working. The Mods have been asked to suggest more stop words to be added and we are happy to do that if it cuts down our enormous, and frankly, difficult workload.
Can I appeak for calm now please??
So, it's Little Gem and me so far up for a shag.. can we make it an orgy??
cool
Quote by MikeC
Is this banned word list going to be added to chat........
am i not alowed to say fancy a "shag" now as techniclly this is swearing
omg i feel like i am back in the 1940s and in germany
can i have some confirmtation what i can say and what i cant say please.....
MikeC

Now thats an unusual term to use......how could you possibly compare it to 1940's Germany unless you experienced it first hand!
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So, it's Little Gem and me so far up for a shag.. can we make it an orgy??
cool

And here I was thinking I had Jags all to myself.sad
Orgy? :bounce: you bet! :thumbup:
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So, it's Little Gem and me so far up for a shag.. can we make it an orgy??
cool

WooHoo! Me please! I can help you two lovely ladies make it a "steam" room. wink
Quote by rogerthedragon

So, it's Little Gem and me so far up for a shag.. can we make it an orgy??
cool

WooHoo! Me please! I can help you two lovely ladies make it a "steam" room. wink
You are more than welcome Roger - can we steam up the windows and the doors??
hump :hump:
Form an orderly queue Mr Dragon ;)
I can offer to be official pillow fluffer biggrin
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Form an orderly queue Mr Dragon ;)
I can offer to be official pillow fluffer biggrin

TnH you are officially welcome to my Steam Room orgy - come fluff me now please!
kiss :kiss:
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Form an orderly queue Mr Dragon ;)
I can offer to be official pillow fluffer biggrin

You fluff the pillows Mr TnH - then I can help flatten them down again. wink
Unless you can be tempted by a bit extra participation, at present there's one each for us. cool
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Form an orderly queue Mr Dragon ;)
I can offer to be official pillow fluffer biggrin

You fluff the pillows Mr TnH - then I can help flatten them down again. wink
Unless you can be tempted by a bit extra participation, at present there's one each for us. cool
Can't I have BOTH of you at the same time?? redface surprisedops:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
She goes to one bloody munch and turns into a total tart :shock: :shock:
It's just as well you're not a munch whore as well Jags lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jags
Form an orderly queue Mr Dragon ;)
I can offer to be official pillow fluffer biggrin

You fluff the pillows Mr TnH - then I can help flatten them down again. wink
Unless you can be tempted by a bit extra participation, at present there's one each for us. cool
Can't I have BOTH of you at the same time?? redface surprisedops:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
But of course! I am sure we can manage fluffing, stroking, steaming and anything else that comes to mind. :wink:
Until someone throws us out of here of course. :wink:
Rog you deal with the action stuff, I will take care of all the ancillary stuff... Sure there room for you too Jas :twisted:
*Runs in and jumps on TnH...* hehehehehe...can I join in? :twisted:
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She goes to one bloody munch and turns into a total tart :shock: :shock:
It's just as well you're not a munch whore as well Jags lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

I ALWAYS was a tart - just hide it well!! Got a new tutor though... 10/8!!
:lol: :lol:
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*Runs in and jumps on TnH...* hehehehehe...can I join in? :twisted:

Join in all you want Helen - you're more than welcome.
TnH... just move your left hand down a little and to the right! Now, fluff there please.
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