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I checked the car carefully in the light of day this morning..................
Can i find the spider???????........... No..........
I know its there in the car... just waiting for its chance to drop from the sunroof or wherever its hiding....... the inevitable meeting between arachnid and terrified human won't be pretty....
equi-princess xxx
p.s. the thought of being stalked by a spider is enough to stop my heart from beating.....
Equi, hun
I'm with you all the way - I hate spiders but have learnt to catch and release them in a humane way, unless they are too big, then the brother in law comes in very useful - shall I send him down your way?????
Good luck with your arachnid hunt - let us know if you find the buggar and how slowly it died 
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Tricky one!You COULD fill the car with flies and other nice spider food, and wait till he eats so much that he out-grows your car, and leaves of his own accord to find a bigger home.
however - you do risk that at some point he will just stick his legs out the windows and wander off down the road with your car on his back like a hermit crab.
lhk
Kat
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You COULD fill the car with flies and other nice spider food, and wait till he eats so much that he out-grows your car, and leaves of his own accord to find a bigger home.
however - you do risk that at some point he will just stick his legs out the windows and wander off down the road with your car on his back like a hermit crab.
lhk
Kat
Sorry, that tickled me, . mind pictures
Orgasminator
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set fire to the car :shock:
If i can't find it in the morning......
equi-princess xxx
Ever thought that it may be a vampire looking for virgins?
So i think you may be safe
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coming to your part of the worid next week do you want me to bring a 12 bore but you will have to tempt it out with a
Can i borrow that 12 bore to deal with that Little Problem we were talking about?
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Well it's easy innit !! just put a bird in the landrover (maybe a vulture or something) and it'll eat the spider ............ easy peasy
M
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Landrover for sale.......
Air conditioning, electric windows and mirrors, full service history, resident spider.....
equi-princess xxx
equi-princess, I'll give you a tenner for it!!!!
I'll have you know that large spiders are worth rather more than £10........... lol
equi-princess xxx
the largest spider recorded, was the goliath spider, with a span from foot to foot of 24", thats 2 ft., harmless unless you are a bird.
the most lethal spider is our very own harvest spider, but its fangs are so small and fragile, they cannot pierce human skin.
save all spiders, without whom, we would be overrun with flies.
the most lethal spider is our very own harvest spider, but its fangs are so small and fragile, they cannot pierce human skin.
save all spiders, without whom, we would be overrun with flies.
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the largest spider recorded, was the goliath spider, with a span from foot to foot of 24", thats 2 ft., harmless unless you are a bird.
the most lethal spider is our very own harvest spider, but its fangs are so small and fragile, they cannot pierce human skin.
save all spiders, without whom, we would be overrun with flies.
Save all spiders???????????????
Are you insane?????????????
Have you any idea what seeing that humongeous most evil arachnid, sitting on the rear view mirror, did to my heartrate??????????
The sharp intake of breath, followed by intense pain around the heart as it decides whether to flip out of ryythmn or not...... lol
equi-princess xxx
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Landrover for sale.......
Air conditioning, electric windows and mirrors, full service history, resident spider.....
equi-princess xxx
equi-princess, I'll give you a tenner for it!!!!
I'll have you know that large spiders are worth rather more than £10........... lol
equi-princess xxx
I wouldn;t mind a Landy equi.
I'll give you £20 for it, and I'll even come and pick it up myself.
Ah ha...........
I now know where said spider is living inside the Landrover.... it is up in the top lefthand corner where the sun shield used to be...... there is a hole up into the roof space.... and thats where i saw it slinking off to yesterday morning......
Now the question is...........
Do i spray some white death (insect repellant) up into the hole and leave the spiders corpse to rot up there??????
Or do i wait until he reveals himself again??????
I have now got to drive the landrover to get up into the top paddocks.... its too slippery for a normal car or to walk up too far........ so i drive carefully with one eye on the road and the other scanning the interior of the car to make sure my un-invited passenger doesn't suddenly frighten me to death......
If you see any news reports saying woman crashes landrover in hedge...... you'll know he chose to reappear.........
equi-princess xxx
I now know where said spider is living inside the Landrover.... it is up in the top lefthand corner where the sun shield used to be...... there is a hole up into the roof space.... and thats where i saw it slinking off to yesterday morning......
Now the question is...........
Do i spray some white death (insect repellant) up into the hole and leave the spiders corpse to rot up there??????
Or do i wait until he reveals himself again??????
I have now got to drive the landrover to get up into the top paddocks.... its too slippery for a normal car or to walk up too far........ so i drive carefully with one eye on the road and the other scanning the interior of the car to make sure my un-invited passenger doesn't suddenly frighten me to death......
If you see any news reports saying woman crashes landrover in hedge...... you'll know he chose to reappear.........
equi-princess xxx
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Ah ha...........
I now know where said spider is living inside the Landrover.... it is up in the top lefthand corner where the sun shield used to be...... there is a hole up into the roof space.... and thats where i saw it slinking off to yesterday morning......
equi-princess xxx
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear......... As I happened to mention recently in another thread, I do car body (and interior) work. The spider sounds like a very rare south american species I have heard of (well they're becoming rare in south america at any rate). The are NOT poisonous, but due to the demise of the rain forests have adapted their diet to include various plastic foams, that are found in car interiors. Like I said they are not poisonous but leave one in a car headlining, and it'll grow to anywhere between 6 and 8 inches in span with large eyes and teeth. You'll know it's still there cos you'll find the headlining will get smaller and smaller.
The spider will leave you alone (it don't like human flesh), but do ensure you only wear clothing made of natural fibres, (man made fibres, polyester, nylon etc) are a BIG no no cause he'll drop down on you and eat them.
Oh and forget about pestecides cos he's immune, but a hefty clout with a hammer might do the trick!
Good luck
M
Spiders have no meaning in the world now we've invented the roll up newspaper, a handy tool for getting rid of them and their prey.
I would get a bug bomb or similar fumigation explosive and let it loose in the car, or if it's crawling up into a hole, block the hole firmly and soundly, then let the bomb off happy in the knowledge that it'll either die from poisoning or won't disturb you again.
I would get a bug bomb or similar fumigation explosive and let it loose in the car, or if it's crawling up into a hole, block the hole firmly and soundly, then let the bomb off happy in the knowledge that it'll either die from poisoning or won't disturb you again.
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I think it's hot-footed it to Sheffield. Bad move really, since I squashed it
Used one of Chris' work boots - well splatted, it was. :shock:
Used one of Chris' work boots - well splatted, it was. :shock:
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I think it's hot-footed it to Sheffield. Bad move really, since I squashed it
Used one of Chris' work boots - well splatted, it was. :shock:
The spider mafia are definitely out to get me...............
Plotting and planning......... sitting outside in the garden..... covertly...silently... waiting...... for their chance to join their brother in the Landrover......
Their mission..... to either liberate him... or eliminate me......
And don't you think that spiders are gradually mutating into larger versions each year now?
equi-princess xxx
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I think it's hot-footed it to Sheffield. Bad move really, since I squashed it
Used one of Chris' work boots - well splatted, it was. :shock:
The spider mafia are definitely out to get me...............
Plotting and planning......... sitting outside in the garden..... covertly...silently... waiting...... for their chance to join their brother in the Landrover......
Their mission..... to either liberate him... or eliminate me......
And don't you think that spiders are gradually mutating into larger versions each year now?
equi-princess xxx
You should see the bugger my dad took a picture of in his workshop. Including legs, it has to be as big as my hand up to my second knuckles :shock: .
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