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OMG the agony!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Somebody please help me...... in my distracted state and haste to get about 10 things done at once.. I have picked up the wrong cream to remove the hair from my 'bits'..... Instead of using my special extra sensitive bikini line cream I've used my bog standard leg cream and now I am in AGONY!!!!!!
I'm red and on fire and to make matters worse I can't pee!!!! :shock: :cry:
Please say there's someone on here who's stoopid enough to have done the same thing at some stage? Is there any cure?
To cool the burning chuck on some cold plain yougart (?) once it's cooled down nappy rash cream will do the trick.
Yes - ME :shock:
There is a thread with lots of helpful advise ... "Urgent Warning to all women" I think that was the title.
Quote by Libra-Love
To cool the burning chuck on some cold plain yougart (?) once it's cooled down nappy rash cream will do the trick.

I've got some strawberry will that do? :shock: lol I'm currently trying to route out the sudocrem
Quote by xxdevil69
I've got some strawberry will that do? :shock: lol I'm currently trying to route out the sudocrem

No! Flavoured has additives in it, stay way. Take a trip up to your local cafe. It really does the trick. And you'll be needing it again when the burning kicks in again later tonight.
Quote by Libra-Love

I've got some strawberry will that do? :shock: lol I'm currently trying to route out the sudocrem

No! Flavoured has additives in it, stay way. Take a trip up to your local cafe. It really does the trick. And you'll be needing it again when the burning kicks in again later tonight.
I think the local cafe MAY object to you people sitting there putting yogurt on their bits! :shock:
this is not just a ladies problem but a medical issue. if you can't pee you need to sort this out quickly.
Seriously...
* If you have any try - some lavendar oil diluted in water and apply liberally
* try crushed ice in a towel and press to your bits - might be undomfortable but should help to reduce any swellling.
* get to a chemist and ask them for something suitable
good luck
OUCH :eeek:
Makes my eyes water just reading about it. Hope you get it sorted
Quote by xxdevil69
Somebody please help me...... in my distracted state and haste to get about 10 things done at once.. I have picked up the wrong cream to remove the hair from my 'bits'..... Instead of using my special extra sensitive bikini line cream I've used my bog standard leg cream and now I am in AGONY!!!!!!
I'm red and on fire and to make matters worse I can't pee!!!! :shock: :cry:
Please say there's someone on here who's stoopid enough to have done the same thing at some stage? Is there any cure?

FFS woman!
You know I did it, too. See HERE
You live, you learn.
Some people just live.
i hope you get something to help and that theres no lating damage
Try Conotrane it,s gr8 for minor burns and nappy rash etc
Good luck :cry: confused
Well I managed to get through the afternoon without peeing.. and have just been :cry: I used the trick from after I had my stitches 'down there' and pured a jug of cold water as I was doing it.. it still burnt like hell!!! Now off to the supermarket for some natural yoghurt.. any idea how long I'm supposed to leave it on for?
You silly bugger!!! That will teach you to slow down.
If only i were nearer, i would have offered to come and put lashings of yoghurt on your bits.
Will think up some excuse to get down yet hunni :twisted:
G x
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You silly bugger!!! That will teach you to slow down.
If only i were nearer, i would have offered to come and put lashings of yoghurt on your bits.
Will think up some excuse to get down yet hunni :twisted:
G x

Stop!! You can't put more ideas in my head and get me horny when I can't even touch down there!!!!
The embarassing thing is, it was all part of my secret seduction plan for tonight.. looks like he aint getting any now :cry: