On behalf of Mrs Lost ....

15 Aug 2009

Mrs Lost has asked me if I'd put a question to the forum
When having a darn good shag in the doggy fashion, how to put this politely? theres a noise that can emanate from hmm. Do any other ladies experience Ohhhhh
Balls to it do other fems suffer fanny farts? If so does it embarrass them and put them off their stride so to speak> It doesJ and no matter how I and others who are there at the time tell her it matters not to her it does.

15 Aug 2009

i either find it hilariously funny and usually have to stop cos of laughing, or i'm far to horny to care and ignore it.
on a similar vein, i have been know to stop mid fun to go and fart over the far side of the room, i wouldn't want to get a reputation for not being a classy bloke wink

15 Aug 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i either find it hilariously funny and usually have to stop cos of laughing, or i'm far to horny to care and ignore it.
on a similar vein, i have been know to stop mid fun to go and fart over the far side of the room, i wouldn't want to get a reputation for not being a classy bloke

I thought you were straight! lol

15 Aug 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
i either find it hilariously funny and usually have to stop cos of laughing, or i'm far to horny to care and ignore it.
on a similar vein, i have been know to stop mid fun to go and fart over the far side of the room, i wouldn't want to get a reputation for not being a classy bloke

I thought you were straight! lol

I am, or is it only gay blokes that get flatulance and nobody told me? :shock:

15 Aug 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i either find it hilariously funny and usually have to stop cos of laughing, or i'm far to horny to care and ignore it.
on a similar vein, i have been know to stop mid fun to go and fart over the far side of the room, i wouldn't want to get a reputation for not being a classy bloke

I thought you were straight! lol

I am, or is it only gay blokes that get flatulance and nobody told me? :shock:
Us women do seem to suffer while having sex doggy sytle, I jusy wondered what your excuse was! :lol:

15 Aug 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
i either find it hilariously funny and usually have to stop cos of laughing, or i'm far to horny to care and ignore it.
on a similar vein, i have been know to stop mid fun to go and fart over the far side of the room, i wouldn't want to get a reputation for not being a classy bloke

I thought you were straight! lol

I am, or is it only gay blokes that get flatulance and nobody told me? :shock:
Us women do seem to suffer while having sex doggy sytle, I jusy wondered what your excuse was! :lol:
usually beans or beer redface

16 Aug 2009

Mr. Lilly here......
I see them as a badge of honor. shows i'm putting the effort in. smile

The first time I experienced it, it was a first time shared experience.
Her: that wasn't me!
Me: yes it was
Her: I've never farted like that!
Me: err, thats wasn't from your arse.......
When the penny dropped (she wasn't the brightest girl, she thought a Vietnam Vet was literally a Vietnam Vet) the look on her face was priceless.

16 Aug 2009

I've done this too when having it doggy style redface

Pity really as it's my fave position too :twisted:

16 Aug 2009

yep me too...... redface

16 Aug 2009

I think fanny farting is an art form!
We should have a appreciation of fanny farts society.
Mistress_39

16 Aug 2009

I usually end up laughing, and ask if he's been using a bicycle pump ! lol
biggrin

16 Aug 2009

A sigh is but a breath of wind,
That comes up from the heart,
But when it's on it's downward trip,
It's called a fanny fart.
Always makes me chuckle,but I think Jewl just keeps quiet and hopes no-ones noticed :shock:

16 Aug 2009

I get them too, i just put it down to the fact that he`s has given me a good hard hump

so who cares about a bit of noise wink

16 Aug 2009

If not during then immediately after when I move of my hands and knees redface

I used to be embarrassed but I just tend to ignore then now

16 Aug 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
If not during then immediately after when I move of my hands and knees
I used to be embarrassed but I just tend to ignore then now

What she said :thumbup:

16 Aug 2009

Now fanny farts are useful things,
They set the mind at ease,
Reverberate your testicles,
And tremble to your knees.

16 Aug 2009

Ok I as the bloke half (not the bloke bloke from here who is far more gorgeous) dont mind the noise but i do mind the fact that she launches herself off me (or whoever wink

)saying "oh god, I hate that i'm sorry I'm sorry!" and red with embarrassment, however much I/we try and convince and reassure her that its OK and would she just turn the f*ck around and let me/chosen one get back in biggrin

reassurance is needed here for J U think although for some reason not from me :huh:

16 Aug 2009

i find that when i get them its because the guy is not making a proper seal and is either not large enough to or is pulling out too much and forcing air into the vaginal cavity ... either way it is the blokes fault and not the females.... all sympathy to the fems who believe its their fault it is not :twisted:

16 Aug 2009

What's the difference between a Fridge and a Fanny?
A Fridge don't fart when you take your meat out....

16 Aug 2009

Quote by Deekay
What's the difference between a Fridge and a Fanny?
A Fridge don't fart when you take your meat out....

:doh:
I always thought fanny-farts were a consequence of gravity pulling the front wall of the vagina down/forwards during doggy-style sex and creating a vacuum?

16 Aug 2009

I think they're great. You can play 'name that tune' at the same time. What more could a girl want?

16 Aug 2009

I just got a pm saying "try using a little bit of lube I find that stops fanny farts", I don't know the person that send it, but I shall keep their name private as maybe they might like to stay anonymous. lol

So there you go ladies one to try out! :thumbup:

16 Aug 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i either find it hilariously funny and usually have to stop cos of laughing, or i'm far to horny to care and ignore it.
on a similar vein, i have been know to stop mid fun to go and fart over the far side of the room, i wouldn't want to get a reputation for not being a classy bloke

If I'm comfy with the person I'm with then I'm the same - either laugh about it or ignore cos I'm too horny!! rotflmao

Mrs Classy

18 Aug 2009

Oh my God, I'm so so glad this is more common than I thought. Yeah happens to me EVERYTIME I do doggy and yes I find it soooo embarrasing redface

But thanx for the minxy, bout the lube, will have to see if that works :thumbup:
kiss