Sexlightened
OKAY, you've trawled through the posts, you've chatted in the chat rooms, you've flirted till you're numb???
We both know that feeling, and along with our two pet cats we have prepared a recipe that'll help cheer you up...
After all you want to eat well and keep your strength up for when you're NOT alone don't you??
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Batchelors Omlette (Works just as well as a Batchelerette Omlette!)
An omlette with a difference - tasty, nutricious and easy to prepare.
Ingredients
8 oz lean cooking steak.
4 eggs
4oz button mushrooms
a little oil
1 large spanish onion
1 glove garlic
1 teaspoon oregano
1 teaspoon tumeric
1 tablespoon Tarragon
around 8ox spinnach leaves
a tablespoon cooking oil.
Vinegar
salt
You will need - a food liquidiser
A VERY sharp knife
Method:
slice the onion and garlic into chunks
dice the cooking steak.
Heat the cooking oil in a frying pan under a gentle heat.
Put in the onion, garlic, oregano and tumeric and allow to cook slowly.
Chop the mushrooms into quarters, and add to the frying pan.
crack the eggs into a bowl and wisk in the tarragon.
Using the sharp knife, chop the spinnache leaves into small strips, being carefull not to...
OK - place your hand under a running cold tap and bind with a clean tea towel until the bleeding stops.
Rince the blood off the spinnach and blend in the liquidiser with the eggs and tarragon for 2 minutes at high speed.
You where supposed to put the lid on the liquidiser first.
Using the spatchelor, carefully scrape the egg mixture from the ceiling and walls, and put in the bin.
Remember the frying onions and garlic ?
Carefully scrape the blackened mass into the bin, and put the frying pan in to soak.
Put the cooking steak down for the cat to have.
Go to the nearest pub and drink beer untill you can no longer feel the pain in your hand. Or feet.
Visit the chippie en-route home, and get a large kebab with chips, curry sauce and mushy peas.
Season to taste with the vinegar and salt !
Bon Apetite !
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