ooh first in the queue st3v3 well done you :thumbup:
Once stoped by a member of the Jesus Army whilst wondering around the shops. I had some time to kill so decided to play along for a bit. I told him that I was a seven day onanist and he seemed quite interested as he had never heard of this before. I told him it was a solemn worship and that most followers were feverent practicers before slopeing off giggling to myself.
I guess when you have a lot of time on your hands, like me you pick up words like that.
I can only assume that the c4 tv will be a highly edited show. Most likely an 'expert academic' giving out a lot of intellectual chat, cut with lots of fuzz heads and fuzz crutches and some movements going on.
I'm actually tempted to join in with this project - it sounds like fun, it's in a good cause and it will, at least, be another wacky story to put in my autobiography.
As for onanism, it is a word I've encountered frequently in day to day life (not always referring to myself, thank you), hence jokes about Onan The Barbarian and so on. Dorothy Parker called her budgie Onan because it "spilled its seed upon the ground". Onan came to a sticky end, pardon the pun, killed by a vengeful God for interrupting the sex act. Bit rough.
OMG ! Weve just realised all this time we should have been going round the carpark afterwards collecting the sponsor money for charity !!
well I was gonna offer to bring some buckets but then thought, "What if they are used to collect something other than cash....?!!?" eeewwwwww
newt xx
Ancient uncle had a parrot called Onan, when asked why he just replied "because he spills his seeds on the ground" and left people to work it out
Rattling your can takes on a new meaning. As does having a whip round.
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