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Now 99% of the time I find the opposite sex quite adorable kiss
But after getting my ear chewed off on site today by a jackboot wea:ing man hater :fuckinghell: : :kick: loon
I would just like to say
To all the dungaree wearers out there
Y`know a beer can be better than a woman,
Yes this is understood.
`Cos you don`t have to wash a beer,
To make it taste real good.
And beer won`t get pre-menstrual,
Each month of the year.
And I won`t lose my F-ing house,
If I should leave my beer.
I love a beer, I`ll never quit.
`Cos when I`m out getting drunk,
No it never gives me shit.
Is that beer cold? Hell I don`t mind,
`Cos frigid beer, is the best kind.
:cheers: :cheers:
So there
flipa
Bog off so there from a real feminist rolleyes put your toys away - lifes too short for the labels and put downs - if one persons hurt you dont label everyone as the same - I love a beer , footballs okay, A line skirts stink as does everyones *** lol :lol: :lol: sure you will get over what ever has made you post it.
my ear chewed off on site today by a jackboot wea:ing man hater :fuckinghell: : :kick: loon

:jagsatwork: It wasnt me !!
lol
bolt
Quote by handsometype
Y`know a beer can be better than a woman,
Yes this is understood.
`Cos you don`t have to wash a beer,
To make it taste real good.
And beer won`t get pre-menstrual,
Each month of the year.
And I won`t lose my F-ing house,
If I should leave my beer.
I love a beer, I`ll never quit.
`Cos when I`m out getting drunk,
No it never gives me shit.
Is that beer cold? Hell I don`t mind,
`Cos frigid beer, is the best kind.
:cheers: :cheers:
So there
flipa

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bad handsometype!!!! smackbottom
Quote by Missy
Y`know a beer can be better than a woman,
Yes this is understood.
`Cos you don`t have to wash a beer,
To make it taste real good.
And beer won`t get pre-menstrual,
Each month of the year.
And I won`t lose my F-ing house,
If I should leave my beer.
I love a beer, I`ll never quit.
`Cos when I`m out getting drunk,
No it never gives me shit.
Is that beer cold? Hell I don`t mind,
`Cos frigid beer, is the best kind.
:cheers: :cheers:
So there
flipa

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bad handsometype!!!! smackbottom
Funny though
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Beer will leave you fat and flacid
A woman will leave you exhausted
You choose
H.x
Quote by H-x
Beer will leave you fat and flacid
A woman will leave you exhausted
You choose
H.x

Well i've just finished a tasty beer, time for you to put your side of the argument wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Beer will leave you fat and flacid
A woman will leave you exhausted
You choose
H.x

Well i've just finished a tasty beer, time for you to put your side of the argument wink
Just thinking the same - and I'm closer!! :twisted:
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Quote by Darkfire
my ear chewed off on site today by a jackboot wea:ing man hater :fuckinghell: : :kick: loon

:jagsatwork: It wasnt me !!
lol
bolt
It wasn't me either, but I bet I can do a bloody good impersonation of whoever it was. confused
Quote by corriefem
Bog off so there from a real feminist rolleyes put your toys away - lifes too short for the labels and put downs - if one persons hurt you dont label everyone as the same - I love a beer , footballs okay, A line skirts stink as does everyones *** lol :lol: :lol: sure you will get over what ever has made you post it.

oohh, touchy
Quote by meat2pleaseu
But i'm sexier :rascal: :giggle:

Prove it, Beaker.
H.x
Wow, can`t believe the vitriol dunno You should see my mailbox, talk about take a joke...We all know women are the fairer sex, so I wrote a lunchtime ditty..even things up
I leave cap off the toothpaste
I never make the bed
I leave my skiddies on the floor
And spend all day in bed.
There are many of us in the world
You bet we`re all the same
1 minute say "I love you"
The next forget your name.
My conquests grow, the records fall
I pat me on the back
Another notch on me bedpost
It`s quite clear what I lack.
Common sense, humility wink
A brain, give me an ale
A legend in my own mind
So good to be a male
Quote by H-x
Beer will leave you fat and flacid
A woman will leave you exhausted
You choose
H.x

I choose you.
Quote by handsometype
Bog off so there from a real feminist rolleyes put your toys away - lifes too short for the labels and put downs - if one persons hurt you dont label everyone as the same - I love a beer , footballs okay, A line skirts stink as does everyones *** lol :lol: :lol: sure you will get over what ever has made you post it.

oohh, touchy
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: not one of my better posts
If I'd chewed anyone's ear off today, I would have like to have accompanied it with a rocket salad and a glass of wine. confused
Perhaps she should have had a packet of pork scratchings instead. lol
Quote by Darkfire
my ear chewed off on site today by a jackboot wea:ing man hater :fuckinghell: : :kick: loon

:jagsatwork: It wasnt me !!
lol
bolt
Ha ha ha ha ...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Gonna re-name you Mis-understood!
Mike xx
Quote by corriefem
Bog off so there from a real feminist rolleyes put your toys away - lifes too short for the labels and put downs - if one persons hurt you dont label everyone as the same - I love a beer , footballs okay, A line skirts stink as does everyones *** lol :lol: :lol: sure you will get over what ever has made you post it.

oohh, touchy
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: not one of my better posts
I do apologise if I offended anyone, it was only meant tongue in cheek sorta thing. Thought it might make the guys giggle.
And the gals titter.........................................
Come on Gals, get yer titters out :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Come on Gals, get yer titters out :rascal:

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I will if you will!
i got mine out last month, this month it's your turn wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i got mine out last month, this month it's your turn wink

:shock:
I sent you the pictures - what more do you want! rolleyes
Quote by Kiss_Me
i got mine out last month, this month it's your turn wink

:shock:
I sent you the pictures - what more do you want! rolleyes
:doh: You silly moo! Don't you know he uses our pics to promote himself as various single females on t'internet ? Right now you are proabably " Candy, 22, from Cleethorpes looking for a meaningful relationship".
OR you have been photoshopped into a right minger on HoN :shock: :shock: confused
:evil2: :giggle: :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
OR you have been photoshopped into a right minger on HoN :shock: :shock: confused
:

mad oy, I'm one of those :taz:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
i got mine out last month, this month it's your turn wink

:shock:
I sent you the pictures - what more do you want! rolleyes
:doh: You silly moo! Don't you know he uses our pics to promote himself as various single females on t'internet ? Right now you are proabably " Candy, 22, from Cleethorpes looking for a meaningful relationship".
OR you have been photoshopped into a right minger on HoN :shock: :shock: confused

What the hell is HoN? is there somewhere elae i could be cavorting as a buxom young lovely to corrupt the less intelligent ladies? :wink: :giggle: (you mad welsh bint kiss)
Quote by BiWelshMinx
i got mine out last month, this month it's your turn wink

:shock:
I sent you the pictures - what more do you want! rolleyes
:doh: You silly moo! Don't you know he uses our pics to promote himself as various single females on t'internet ? Right now you are proabably " Candy, 22, from Cleethorpes looking for a meaningful relationship".
OR you have been photoshopped into a right minger on HoN :shock: :shock: confused
:evil2: :giggle: :twisted:
It's ok Minxy. I learnt the hardway about sending Meaty naked pictures of me! I ended up being advertised as low rent tart called Sugar Walls on a website he runs! :shock:
I always put a watermark in the now!! :grin:
:giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Meaty-HorN is a site where people submit pics for ratings by others... rolleyes kiss
I bet i could get top marks of a pic of you and KM together :lickface: :rascal: