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Sex God
Aw, does it hurt you when you go on top sexymale21? Ask your man to lube you up better next time, OK 
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Quote by sexymale21
lol you lot crack me up, must be good to be a mod as most people get band for comments like that, 1 rule for some.....
Why do you think I should be banned sexymale21? I was offering advice. If you don't want sex to hurt, use more lube. Simple really. What's the problem with that? I wasn't abusive, was I? :roll:
:happy: Quote by sexymale21
@ blue
well the question is clearly stated at females, yet you have told me to get my man to lube up. either you've missread the question, or tryed to call me gay when you know which is an insult, either way youve shown how witty, funny and inteligent you really are.
Why is it an insult to call someone gay
are you just bi then? 
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
because she knows im not, and if you cant see that she is taking the piss....
you are into watersports too?
its all coming out now.....
so is this sexymales coming out party then????
Orgasminator
Aww now Bluexxx 
:smackbottom: its not very nice to pick on a poor young single male, you know there arent many of them around and that everyone on here wants to meet one!
Its good that he tells us his stories and experiences.
And as for the rest of you as he said
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:smackbottom: its not very nice to pick on a poor young single male, you know there arent many of them around and that everyone on here wants to meet one!Its good that he tells us his stories and experiences.
And as for the rest of you as he said
Quote by sexymale21
ifyou cant see that she is taking the piss....
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so is this sexymales coming out party then????
only if i can wear your wig
It's your comic timing that does it for me.........everytime.
Being serious here.
Ask yourself, what would YOU think of someone coming on here asking questions that suggest you are inexperienced, then above all not being able to take a light hearted piss take.
A perfect reply to Blue would have been a witty retort - would have showed you have a sense of humour.
P.s it is not offensive to be called gay!! Again by suggesting that you appear some what bigotted.
Sex God
Quote by AndyS-NE
so is this sexymales coming out party then????
only if i can wear your wig
It's your comic timing that does it for me.........everytime.
Being serious here.
Ask yourself, what would YOU think of someone coming on here asking questions that suggest you are inexperienced, then above all not being able to take a light hearted piss take.
A perfect reply to Blue would have been a witty retort - would have showed you have a sense of humour.
P.s it is not offensive to be called gay!! Again by suggesting that you appear some what bigotted.
andy..... i just think that the dude is just in denial.....
:) :) and i had got him a " best of the weather girls" cd as well..... Quote by AndyS-NE
so is this sexymales coming out party then????
only if i can wear your wig
It's your comic timing that does it for me.........everytime.
Being serious here.
Ask yourself, what would YOU think of someone coming on here asking questions that suggest you are inexperienced, then above all not being able to take a light hearted piss take.
A perfect reply to Blue would have been a witty retort - would have showed you have a sense of humour.
P.s it is not offensive to be called gay!! Again by suggesting that you appear some what bigotted.
Thats right!
Listen to what the Gay lord says!
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by sexymale21
@ blue
well the question is clearly stated at females, yet you have told me to get my man to lube up. either you've missread the question, or tryed to call me gay when you know which is an insult, either way youve shown how witty, funny and inteligent you really are.
I don't think that your original question is clearly aimed at females , to be honest. You do say in a later post that some women say that a big penis hurts and then said a previous girlfriend told you it hurt. Is this a way of letting everyoine know you have a big willy?
Sex God
Quote by sexymale21
@ blue
well the question is clearly stated at females, yet you have told me to get my man to lube up. either you've missread the question, or tryed to call me gay when you know which is an insult, either way youve shown how witty, funny and inteligent you really are.
No, I was not taking the piss. I assumed, as you are obviously very shy and inexperienced with all things sexual (despite the bravado), that you had tried sex with a man and it had hurt you. However, cos of your shyness you did not want to admit that the subject was really about you, so you displaced the problem on to a hypothetical (female) other.
I am a psychologist, this type of displaced evaluation and attempt at solving problems happens all the time. Don't worry if you cannot talk in the 1st person, as you grow up you will find things easier. As you mature you will also find that denial of your bi tendencies will lessen too but only if you are prepared to talk about them. Being involved in an open minded community such as SH is a very good start. Well done!
However, if I am way off the mark in the above two paragraphs, and the question was really about females, there is actually a problem with your attitude towards gay men that needs to be addressed here. Are you homophobic sexymale21? If so, I recommend that you address the reason why that is so. Did you know that the number one reason why people are homophobic is cos they are secretly repressing homosexual desires? Think about it. And on that note it kinda takes me full circle really.
I am not always witty, but I am always straight talking, perceptive, and yes.... in my own words, intelligent. I would not try to pick a fight with me if I were you.
Orgasminator
Quote by bluexxx
@ blue
well the question is clearly stated at females, yet you have told me to get my man to lube up. either you've missread the question, or tryed to call me gay when you know which is an insult, either way youve shown how witty, funny and inteligent you really are.
No, I was not taking the piss. I assumed, as you are obviously very shy and inexperienced with all things sexual (despite the bravado), that you had tried sex with a man and it had hurt you. However, cos of your shyness you did not want to admit that the subject was really about you, so you displaced the problem on to a hypothetical (female) other.
I am a psychologist, this type of displaced evaluation and attempt at solving problems happens all the time. Don't worry if you cannot talk in the 1st person, as you grow up you will find things easier. As you mature you will also find that denial of your bi tendencies will lessen too but only if you are prepared to talk about them. Being involved in an open minded community such as SH is a very good start. Well done!
However, if I am way off the mark in the above two paragraphs, and the question was really about females, there is actually a problem with your attitude towards gay men that needs to be addressed here. Are you homophobic sexymale21? If so, I recommend that you address the reason why that is so. Did you know that the number one reason why people are homophobic is cos they are secretly repressing homosexual desires? Think about it. And on that note it kinda takes me full circle really.
I am not always witty, but I am always straight talking, perceptive, and yes.... in my own words, intelligent. I would not try to pick a fight with me if I were you.
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If i were you sexymale11 i'd listern there, this is one hot woman you do not want to mess with........... i've seen what she does with an 18 inch dildo and believe you me if being on top hurt you you dont want to be on the receiving end of her
Sexymale - women on top is not a fetish poistion for those who enjoy pain- it is a common position, which is immensly enjoyable for both partners.
If your partner said that it hurt, it is unlikely she was telling you the truth, and I think you should consider that she may have had another motive for telling you this.
lhk
Kat
If your partner said that it hurt, it is unlikely she was telling you the truth, and I think you should consider that she may have had another motive for telling you this.
lhk
Kat
Sex God
i agree with the 1 rule for some....
It quite clearly states on the forum topic page....
"one for the ladies....."
Ive seen many post being locked for less than the smutty sarcastic reply's, on this 1.... Its a bit unfair!!
It quite clearly states on the forum topic page....
"one for the ladies....."
Ive seen many post being locked for less than the smutty sarcastic reply's, on this 1.... Its a bit unfair!!
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
i agree with the 1 rule for some....
It quite clearly states on the forum topic page....
"one for the ladies....."
Ive seen many post being locked for less than the smutty sarcastic reply's, on this 1.... Its a bit unfair!!
Life isn't fair!
We are all equal but some are more equal than others
8-) 8-) Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Now, that should cause some unrest........
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Get over it
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