One line story

27 Nov 2008

The next day it was discovered that S-H forums were holding a big brother type house thing.....

27 Nov 2008

and for a forefit someone had too...........

27 Nov 2008

Pluck a chicken for dinner...

27 Nov 2008

Only it was misheard as Fuck the chicken :shock:

27 Nov 2008

TYRACER & LOST had feathers everywhere as the tried to get to grips with......

27 Nov 2008

Maurice... the gay chicken...

27 Nov 2008

What a magnificent example of a fine cock he only problem was that Maurice preferred to be........

27 Nov 2008

ravishing a parrot which was sitting on my shoulder at the time.

27 Nov 2008

Poor Benrums got serious whiplash from all the sexploits on his shoulder. The only answer was to......

27 Nov 2008

Cut off poor Benrums head :shock:

27 Nov 2008

Which seemed a very drastic action as he only had 6" fully erect.
Meanwhile the rest of the sex shows contestants were .........

29 Nov 2008

practising their putting-condoms-on-with-mouth skills on a range of fruit, vegetables and household implements.

29 Nov 2008

Nola managed the cucmber and banana OK, but was having a little difficulty with the butternut squash when...

29 Nov 2008

her fairy godmother arrived and said ..............

29 Nov 2008

Quote by blonde
her fairy godmother arrived and said ..............

.."Nola, you're going to have to open wider than that!" To which Nola replied .....

29 Nov 2008

Quote by westerross
her fairy godmother arrived and said ..............

.."Nola, you're going to have to open wider than that!" To which Nola replied .....
"Okay then. And here's me all these years thinking the 'mouth like the Mersey Tunnel' comment was an insult!?!"

29 Nov 2008

Nola's fairy godmother looked a bit surprised wondering what Nola's mouth had to do with it but then there was a sudden.....

29 Nov 2008

Quote by westerross
Nola's fairy godmother looked a bit surprised wondering what Nola's mouth had to do with it but then there was a sudden.....

Bang :rascal: ........... and.........

29 Nov 2008

...into the room burst the Big Bad Troll with an enormous...

29 Nov 2008

Quote by Whipsnspurs
club, this is the troll's version of the the dr's tardis only when you open the flap in it you enter in to a swinging club. the only problem was that tonights theme was.......

"Dress like Sunday Dinner".
So, 45 people had turned up as a chicken ............but the smell of sprouts was everywhere .............. quick said Tune.....

30 Nov 2008

Quote by blonde
club, this is the troll's version of the the dr's tardis only when you open the flap in it you enter in to a swinging club. the only problem was that tonights theme was.......

"Dress like Sunday Dinner".
So, 45 people had turned up as a chicken ............but the smell of sprouts was everywhere .............. quick said Tune.....
..press the Tardis button to get us back to last Tuesday, only way we'll get outta this stink - but then a beautiful aroma of....

30 Nov 2008

cod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 Nov 2008

So they all hopped on the train at Grimsby Docks and hightailed it out of town towards.....

30 Nov 2008

the Copa... Copa Cabana. The hottest joint north of Havana.

30 Nov 2008

At the Copa ......... they fell in love! :inlove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

30 Nov 2008

The management of the Copa weren't prepared for a coach load of swingers, hell-bent on sexy adult play. They watched open-mouthed as...

30 Nov 2008

Quote by noladreams30
The management of the Copa weren't prepared for a coach load of swingers, hell-bent on sexy adult play. They watched open-mouthed as...

..... the Coach pulled into the coach park and Barry Manilow was kicked out of the door .......

30 Nov 2008

in full gimp suit, held on a dog collar by none other than...

30 Nov 2008

prince charles

30 Nov 2008

who called Camilla to help undress Barry. Camilla unzipped his trousers and....................