i've had bigger and better than that chipolata called Donkey Dick.........
and she pulled me by the hand up the back alley......
I knew what was going to happen My member got harder at the thought as her skirt lifted in the breeze
she had farted again..... those bloody veggie burgers are a killer
But it somehow turned me on even more and the blood was pulsing through my veins......
until the smell of her evacuation reached my nasal regions.... and i could do only but one thing...........
I ran as fast as my legs would take me to...
Mrs Wongs chippy on the corner, I blurted out ".......
69 please, Mrs Wong, sharpish!
With egg fried rice.
But who should be stood to attention behind me, the one and only...
Chesney Hawkes...astounded, I dropped to my knees in amazement and...
pretended to be tying my shoelace whilst checking out the size of his lunchbox. Hmmph i thought......
.... why has Tankinky had a crush on him for all these years? So I took both Chesney and Mrs Wong to.....
The local swing club to..
... get naked and sauna away the smell of fish. As we go naked who should appear but........
Jo brand just about to jump in the jacuzzi.
M8-me thinks that bush needs a severe pruning. and escapes leaving Jo & Mrs Wong playing with Chesney......
Poor Mrs wong wont stand a chance. Tankinky has changed her avatar to throw people of the scent of her crush on Chesney Hawkes
Who could come to her rescue?..........
Jo Brands twin, John Sargeant, decided that for the sake of the others he would leave now because.....
He discovered he preferred to stay backstage and perv the girls getting changed. Meanwhile...........
....On XXX factor Simon Cowell had told everyone that yes, after earning tens of millions of £'s it was indeed a con and the groupie stuff after was just the icing on the cake.
Louis walsh didnt agree though and the pair began a brawl on live telly..
Then Dannii and Cheryl joined in. Somehow some mud and foam got spread on stage and..........
Everyone got naked, even the camera crew joined in
The ratings were sky high. ITV have now launched the sequel called SEX Factor, it will be presented by.................... and star..................
Presented by Ant and Dek and starring Chubby brown, Leona lewis, and markz and many other celebs
Each week, Celebs will perform sex acts in the style of well known people. first week is Tankinky & Lillmiss.
the judges will comment after each performance, the public will vote and if a dead heat occurs, god knows what will happen........
The winner will be decided in a do-or-die, last-perv-standing cage match round of "Crinkly Bottom", MC'ed by Noel Edmonds and...
