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what if its on a free standing holder
You are just posh
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One of lifes questions lol
Quote by foxylady2209
Mouse????
Luxury!!!
We had to make do with a handful of next-doors nettles.
You had it rough!
At least you had a next door! Our next door was a 340ft drop of a sheer cliff! One false move as you left the privy would lead to certain death in shark infested waters!
If we were lucky!
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
what a lovely pointless thread lol
im glad to see im not the only one who will try and turn people if they doing it wrong way..... toilet roll ya filthy gits not becoming bi lol
what is it with izal??
xx fem xx
Izal? It is waterproof - it just moves stuff around!!!!! what fool thought THAT was a good idea for toilet roll!!.
Sex God
Quote by goose35
Well its still better than that grease proof paper in some public loos
My brother used to call that 'hurty toilet paper' when he was little... awwww, school kids today are sooooo spoiled!
Goosey you nutter :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Quote by foxylady2209
Reasons : looks neater, long nails avoid breakage on tiles or catching wall-paper, easier for kids to grab and avoids stray 'matter' getting wiped on wall. (Kids, luv 'em or hate 'em, you still spend the first 5 years wiping up after them).
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Quote by westerross
Clotted cream before jam. Soft squidgy cream (yuk) after jam.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I turn the loo roll around everytime I visit my best friend and everytime I go back, someone has turned it round again!
Its got to be away from the wall for me!
Mmmmmmm thick cream
:)
Sex God
Roll definitely to the wall, instant splash guard
jam first, and squirty cream on scones is a waste, I can think of far better places to be licking that stuff from :rascal:
jam first, and squirty cream on scones is a waste, I can think of far better places to be licking that stuff from :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by goose35
Nice one Anais :thumbup:
Nice to know most are doing it the right way should i ever visit otherwise i'll just turn it round like choon
That's you off me party list then!
Sexlightened
i'd just settle for the others changing the loo roll when its finished instead of just taking the next one and leaving it on the shelf right next to it 
and it has to be jam then cream so i can suck the cream off and put more on naughty but nice :thumbup:
and it has to be jam then cream so i can suck the cream off and put more on naughty but nice :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by Mrs-wadefun
i'd just settle for the others changing the loo roll when its finished instead of just taking the next one and leaving it on the shelf right next to it
and it has to be jam then cream so i can suck the cream off and put more on naughty but nice :thumbup:
Others can change loo-roll?????? I thought it was illegal for more than one person in the household to replace loo-roll. Darn!!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
Others can change loo-roll?????? I thought it was illegal for more than one person in the household to replace loo-roll. Darn!!!!!!!
It's usually the female of the household. She can pee, change the roll and adjust the hand towel by the side of the sink, all at the same time!
I once read somewhere that the way you hang toilet roll says a lot about you.....
Away from the wall means a leader whilst towards the wall was a submissive, how true this is will anyone ever know?
Try this at home if you like, but on average two sheets were saved with each tug-and-rip.
It worked something like this :
When the paper falls down behind the roll - we reach and pull forward and UP, which actual spins the roll and thereby causes the waste to occur as it breaks from the roll too late - as we yank harder to accomplish this - or we need both hands to separate the paper. Further the roll regularly completes a revolution after said ripping, which allows the extra sheets to dangle down the back side for the next ripping event.
The cardboard tube normally rests on the spindle "bar", and when pulled up from under it lifts and what friction and tension is there is negated for a moment, and the roll spins totally free, and continues till resting again on the spindle bar. But of corse after allowing the paper to get longer and longer before the final separation.
Having the roll pull towards you from over the top however, allows for the one handed yank-and-rip as the resistance of the roll to turn is applied to the actual top of the roll along the dotted line - like a sort of friction/resistance - as now the roll is also "stuck by friction to the spindle bar" and to turn the roll you need to add more force to get it to turn.
Meaning you can easily rip one sheet at a time if you like this way opposed to the multiple sheet yank from underneath the roll - and it helps prevent the roll from "free rolling" with gravity / force. Hence the reason why a person consistantly rips off "too little" when it's an over the top roll, and you need to rip off "a little more".
So why was the study done?
Well in the end, this study ended up forcing the military to adopt the "over rule" for the toilet paper and have since saved hundreds of thousands of dollars a year by optimizing the use of toilet paper....
course the question then became, should the seat be up or down...
Away from the wall means a leader whilst towards the wall was a submissive, how true this is will anyone ever know?
Try this at home if you like, but on average two sheets were saved with each tug-and-rip.
It worked something like this :
When the paper falls down behind the roll - we reach and pull forward and UP, which actual spins the roll and thereby causes the waste to occur as it breaks from the roll too late - as we yank harder to accomplish this - or we need both hands to separate the paper. Further the roll regularly completes a revolution after said ripping, which allows the extra sheets to dangle down the back side for the next ripping event.
The cardboard tube normally rests on the spindle "bar", and when pulled up from under it lifts and what friction and tension is there is negated for a moment, and the roll spins totally free, and continues till resting again on the spindle bar. But of corse after allowing the paper to get longer and longer before the final separation.
Having the roll pull towards you from over the top however, allows for the one handed yank-and-rip as the resistance of the roll to turn is applied to the actual top of the roll along the dotted line - like a sort of friction/resistance - as now the roll is also "stuck by friction to the spindle bar" and to turn the roll you need to add more force to get it to turn.
Meaning you can easily rip one sheet at a time if you like this way opposed to the multiple sheet yank from underneath the roll - and it helps prevent the roll from "free rolling" with gravity / force. Hence the reason why a person consistantly rips off "too little" when it's an over the top roll, and you need to rip off "a little more".
So why was the study done?
Well in the end, this study ended up forcing the military to adopt the "over rule" for the toilet paper and have since saved hundreds of thousands of dollars a year by optimizing the use of toilet paper....
course the question then became, should the seat be up or down...
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Others can change loo-roll?????? I thought it was illegal for more than one person in the household to replace loo-roll. Darn!!!!!!!
It's usually the female of the household. She can pee, change the roll and adjust the hand towel by the side of the sink, all at the same time!
That's only 'cos you've got nothing to get hold off when you pee!! :giggle:
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Others can change loo-roll?????? I thought it was illegal for more than one person in the household to replace loo-roll. Darn!!!!!!!
It's usually the female of the household. She can pee, change the roll and adjust the hand towel by the side of the sink, all at the same time!
That's only 'cos you've got nothing to get hold off when you pee!! :giggle:
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But you only have that to do and you still bloody miss the bog!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Others can change loo-roll?????? I thought it was illegal for more than one person in the household to replace loo-roll. Darn!!!!!!!
It's usually the female of the household. She can pee, change the roll and adjust the hand towel by the side of the sink, all at the same time!
That's only 'cos you've got nothing to get hold off when you pee!! :giggle:
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But you only have that to do and you still bloody miss the bog!
You've been watching!!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
You've been watching!!
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:rascal: :rascal:
