Question?????
Which way should the loo roll go
To the wall
or
Away from the wall
I think away from the wall
Can you tell im bored
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One of lifes questions lol
Sex God
The end to the wall doesnt work 
its got to come away from the wall so you can make it in a nice little point 
(yes i do that)
its got to come away from the wall so you can make it in a nice little point (yes i do that) Quote by fem_4_taboo
away from the wall, if not then you would be grabbing against the wall for the loo roll. and it would be rolling backwards.
these are very importent things in life, without this the world would stop spinning. :shock:
so scones ... do you put the cream or jam on first?
xx fem xx
Gotta be the cream first
Sex God
Fem!!! you know it's jam first then the cream :shock:
Sex God
Jam then Cream tis the only way
Sex God
I'm an against the wall gal too.... :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
I'm an against the wall gal too.... :twisted:
I heard that about you.
Hmmmm....
Nola wonders who Cherry has been talking to... :shock:
and more to the point, if they said I was any good?!
:smug: i knew i was right with the scones.
im obviousely right about the toliet roll aswell, who are the fools who do it backwards?
whips i agree ewghh germs on the wall paper,
but what toilet roll do you use? couloured to match the bathroom? patterned? alovera? double quilted?
my moo moo prefers value loo roll, no dyes etc to agrivate my sensetive parts.
xx fem xx
(started to get worried that i find conversations about loo roll so interesting on a friday night)
im obviousely right about the toliet roll aswell, who are the fools who do it backwards?
whips i agree ewghh germs on the wall paper,
but what toilet roll do you use? couloured to match the bathroom? patterned? alovera? double quilted?
my moo moo prefers value loo roll, no dyes etc to agrivate my sensetive parts.
xx fem xx
(started to get worried that i find conversations about loo roll so interesting on a friday night)
Im against the wall too... (no puns perlease!) but I do clean the bathroom wall near the toilet so I'm not afraid of germs...
Jam then cream.. easier to spread..
Does anyone keep their toothbrush on top of the toilet? Bet you don't realise how far the water splashes up when you flush.. :scared: I keep mine on the window ledge now after watching a tv program on germs...
Jam then cream.. easier to spread..
Does anyone keep their toothbrush on top of the toilet? Bet you don't realise how far the water splashes up when you flush.. :scared: I keep mine on the window ledge now after watching a tv program on germs...
Sex God
Toilet roll : away from the wall.
Reasons : looks neater, long nails avoid breakage on tiles or catching wall-paper, easier for kids to grab and avoids stray 'matter' getting wiped on wall. (Kids, luv 'em or hate 'em, you still spend the first 5 years wiping up after them).
Scones : Cream first.
Reason: The cream MUST be clotted. This is firmer than jam and therefore acts as a good base for getting the jam to spread. You can also build the cream up into a little wall and therefore get EVEN MORE jam onto your scone.
Once got offered a shop-bought scone, a TINY plastic pack of fruit slush and a pile of SQUIRTY cream ffs and they called it a Cream Tea.
Now squirty cream has its place (between my boobs for instance) but not, I repeat NOT, on a scone.
Rant over - please resume normal service.
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Reasons : looks neater, long nails avoid breakage on tiles or catching wall-paper, easier for kids to grab and avoids stray 'matter' getting wiped on wall. (Kids, luv 'em or hate 'em, you still spend the first 5 years wiping up after them).
Scones : Cream first.
Reason: The cream MUST be clotted. This is firmer than jam and therefore acts as a good base for getting the jam to spread. You can also build the cream up into a little wall and therefore get EVEN MORE jam onto your scone.
Once got offered a shop-bought scone, a TINY plastic pack of fruit slush and a pile of SQUIRTY cream ffs and they called it a Cream Tea.
Now squirty cream has its place (between my boobs for instance) but not, I repeat NOT, on a scone.
Rant over - please resume normal service.
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Sex God
Against the wall. Has to be white.
And
jam first on scones.
And
jam first on scones.
Orgasminator
what if its on a free standing holder
Sex God
Got to be hanging away from the wall. Think of the hand motion (sorry!) to caress the piece of toilet roll into your grasp. 'Tis a 'come hither' gesture.
That ONLY works with the leaf hanging towards you.
The other way yer bluddy scrabbling around with summat that's outta sight.
I spent the whole of last weekend as a guest in someone's house turning the toilet roll around so that it hung away from the wall. Every time I returned it had been turned back again!!
Clotted cream before jam. Soft squidgy cream (yuk) after jam.
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That ONLY works with the leaf hanging towards you.
The other way yer bluddy scrabbling around with summat that's outta sight.
I spent the whole of last weekend as a guest in someone's house turning the toilet roll around so that it hung away from the wall. Every time I returned it had been turned back again!!Clotted cream before jam. Soft squidgy cream (yuk) after jam.
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Sex God
Quote by Try2
what if its on a free standing holder
Or what if it's a sheaf of torn newspaper? Knot at the front or the back?
Sex God
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Yep!
(Dons best yorkshire accent)
Toilet paper?
Luxury!
We had t' use torn squares of newspaper hanging from a rusty nail!
If mother hadn't finished the crossword that night you could be sat there with a numb backside, snow blowing in under the door of the outside privvy- and if they forgot you we're there you'd have to wipe yer backside on the dead, frozen mouse behind t'privvy- before getting theself a sniff of the drippin' in't pantry, and tekin theself off for a 27 hour days work down t'pit.
Toilet paper?
Luxury!
Toilet paper?
Luxury!
We had t' use torn squares of newspaper hanging from a rusty nail!
If mother hadn't finished the crossword that night you could be sat there with a numb backside, snow blowing in under the door of the outside privvy- and if they forgot you we're there you'd have to wipe yer backside on the dead, frozen mouse behind t'privvy- before getting theself a sniff of the drippin' in't pantry, and tekin theself off for a 27 hour days work down t'pit.
Toilet paper?
Luxury!
Sex God
Mouse????
Luxury!!!
We had to make do with a handful of next-doors nettles.
Luxury!!!
We had to make do with a handful of next-doors nettles.
