One question to ask somebody new

4 Aug 2005

What two new threads in a day?I'll get rsi at this rate.
Was sitting with a lady psychologist student friend discussing the ways of the world,as you the topic of intellectual or interesting first questions you could ask somebody new and you liked them that would make them think you were wind-swept and interesting.
After lots of thinking(painful) my question would be "If the wind had a colour what colour would it be?
Hers? "Do you f@ck on first dates?"
Almost choked on my beer!
Bitch.
I like her lots. biggrin

4 Aug 2005

Quote by PlymstockSteve
What two new threads in a day?I'll get rsi at this rate.
Was sitting with a lady psychologist student friend discussing the ways of the world,as you the topic of intellectual or interesting first questions you could ask somebody new and you liked them that would make them think you were wind-swept and interesting.
After lots of thinking(painful) my question would be "If the wind had a colour what colour would it be?
Hers? "Do you f@ck on first dates?"
Almost choked on my beer!
Bitch.
I like her lots.

:D :D :D :D
well, if I was asked both questions at the same time hers would win rolleyes

Got to be a 'why is it' question I think confused

4 Aug 2005

if the wind had a colour what would it be, well if a guy asked me that he'd soon discover as i made a hasty retreat out of there and he could see the wind trail left . lol
i dont know what id ask someone, maybe thats why im single???
xxx fem xxxx

4 Aug 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
if the wind had a colour what would it be, well if a guy asked me that he'd soon discover as i made a hasty retreat out of there and he could see the wind trail left . lol
i dont know what id ask someone, maybe thats why im single???
xxx fem xxxx

And there was me thinking you were nice!!!
biggrin

4 Aug 2005

To quote the legendary Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson:
'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'

A classic! biggrin

4 Aug 2005

I've been sat here for ages trying to type a good answer..... Nope, she got it right.
Anything else just sounds naff. I had a friend who went inter-railing at 18 and that was his basic question. Most of the time he didn't get lucky but his arguement was it saved wasting time.
Bearing in mind its 19 years since he tried his method anything clever, witty, intellegent etc always sounds naff if you have to rehearse it doesn't it?
.... Still ain't got the balls to try it though!

4 Aug 2005

How about
"Are those fake?" dunno

4 Aug 2005

Quote by Kit
[Got to be a 'why is it' question I think

Why is it...
... that there's only one Monopolies Commission?

4 Aug 2005

Why is it...
... that a Thermos flask keeps hot things hot and cold things cold?
How does it know? :shock:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie

I dunno Icy Baby, its all just a game to you innit.....

4 Aug 2005

Quote by DaFunkyone
How about
"Are those fake?"

The one question I usualy get asked (cant imagine why! :shock: ) is:
'Do you ever get those out in public'
If asked nicely( and hes fit - or she is but girls dont usually ask!) I have been known to reply obligingly- dependent on the number of voddies consumed!
T xx

4 Aug 2005

Quote by Titsalina
How about
"Are those fake?"

The one question I usualy get asked (cant imagine why! :shock: ) is:
'Do you ever get those out in public'
If asked nicely( and hes fit - or she is but girls dont usually ask!) I have been known to reply obligingly- dependent on the number of voddies consumed!
T xx
Ahem! innocent

...do those come out often? :rascal:

4 Aug 2005

Quote by DaFunkyone
How about
"Are those fake?"

The one question I usualy get asked (cant imagine why! :shock: ) is:
'Do you ever get those out in public'
If asked nicely( and hes fit - or she is but girls dont usually ask!) I have been known to reply obligingly- dependent on the number of voddies consumed!
T xx
Ahem! innocent

...do those come out often? :rascal:
Sorry Funky, stone cold sober tonight, youll have to make do with the piccy! Maybe at a future meet...if I ever got invited... biggrin

T xx

4 Aug 2005

Quote by Titsalina
'Do you ever get those out in public'
If asked nicely( and hes fit - or she is but girls dont usually ask!) I have been known to reply obligingly- dependent on the number of voddies consumed!

Fancy a vodka? confused

:?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

4 Aug 2005

I've got a bottle for you.....
....OF VODKA
Some peoples minds!

4 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie

Quote by Ice Pie
Why is it...
... that a Thermos flask keeps hot things hot and cold things cold?
How does it know? icon_

yowzaaaaaaaaa - go Ice baby :lol: :lol:
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